an unwanted suitor

Oh my. I seem to be fairly popular with the boys as of late.
Not that this is nessecarily a good thing.
For one thing, both the guys who are salivating after my booty are ugly. And they're really weird. And one is at least sis years my senior. So one can imagine why I'm not exactly overjoyed by this.
To start at the begginning...
So, at chamber camp, I had my homies, of course. There was Emily (Really smart and a few inches taller than me, with curly blond hair besides), Amber (really pretty and nice, with a great wardrobe and to-die-for hair), Terrance (who is soooooo innocent and naive, which is actually really cute), Rob (my childhood friend), and....Jack. He.... was the weird one. The very weird one. The one who was so weird you expected him to grow wings out of his weiner and flap off to Never-Never Land.
At first, I thought he was just a nice, normal, wannabe gangsta, but as time went on, he proved himself to be extremely perverted and odd. He called all the girls, especially me, Sexy, Cutie, Baby, and whatever else sprang to his lecherous mind at the moment. He sometimes walked around with a Smile On His Face And A Hand On His *hup!* And, lemme tell you, it didn't exactly make me want to start a Lovegame with him!
Eventually Rob, who's known me since I was five years old and is obligated by law to tell me this stuff, informed me that Young Master Jack-Off was in like with me. That's right, the most ickypoo person in the whole camp is in like with me. Terrance agreed wholeheartedly (and, if Terrance is agreeing, it must be true. Forgive me for saying this, but he's not the brightest biscuit in the hole....) I didn't believe them of course. My bad.
Jack proceeded to make excuses to hang out with me, the fewer people around, the better. He started doing things like "accidently" knocking into my boobs or butt and then not apologizing, or licking his lips whenever he looked at me. I still didn't think he liked me though, cause Amber is extremely pretty, and Emily is blond. (And they're both very thin and taller than me) Soooooo... I just treated him normally, and then, one fine day, (or night, actually) he confessed. No, I'm serious. He actually did. Over instant message. How dare he! He stole my first confession, who was suppoes to be my prince on a white horse! That jerkwad! ><
Well, it could be worse. He could have stolen my first kiss.
BUT STILLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!
Actually, I saved the conversation! Here it is! *makes stalker face*

Jasmine's Newsfeed:

Jasmine:

ANGELA?!

lol jk
10:56pm
Jack:

who did i list in that names thing

no
10:56pm
Jasmine

umm... mary...
10:56pm
Jack

on get to know me

nope
10:57pm
Jasmine:

hang on a minute

it's amber! lol
10:57pm
Jack:

noo
10:57pm
Jasmine:

and jane, mary, marie, jasmine, demeris, and karen

you flirt! lol

jk
10:58pm
Jack:

yeah which one
10:58pm
Jasmine:

...idk...
10:58pm
Jack:

flirting you say
10:58pm
Jasmine:

?
10:58pm
Jack

remember i only flirt wth people i like
10:58pm
Jasmine:

me?
10:59pm
Jack

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

my heart skipped a beat
10:59pm
Jasmine:

y?

i guessed right>

?
10:59pm
Jack:

uhhh yeah

lol
10:59pm
Jasmine:

oh



it's been great talking 2 u, but i g2g 2 bed

ttyl?
11:00pm
Jack:

hahha
e yah
11:01pm
Jasmine:

cya 2morrow
11:01pm
Jack:

do work son
11:01pm
Jasmine:

do good work son!

mcteabag!
11:01pm
Jack:

how you feelin right now

lololol
11:01pm
Jasmine:

happy ^^
11:01pm
Jack:

how much
11:01pm
Jasmine:

very much

^^
11:01pm
Jack:

why
11:01pm
Jasmine:

cuz

of

you
11:01pm
Jack:

waht
11:01pm
Jasmine:

^^

lol
11:01pm
Jack:

why thank you

what did i say
11:02pm
Jasmine:

lol XD
11:02pm
Jack:

lol
11:02pm
Jasmine:

do work son haha jk
11:02pm
Jack:

cliffhanger
11:02pm
Jasmine:

haha

cya 2morrow
11:02pm
Jack:

well il see yah
11:02pm
Jasmine:

yup
11:02pm
Jack:

stay sexy

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11:03pm
Jasmine:

lol u too
11:03pm
Jack:

pull the plug

in 5 sec
11:03pm
Jasmine:

DROP IT LIKE IT HOT!

wait, what?
11:03pm
Jack:

do work
11:03pm
Jasmine:

ok lol
11:03pm
Jack:

byee
11:03pm
Jasmine:

cyas
11:03pm
You are not online

Did you see my wonderful flirting? I was feeling bad about shooting him down, (even though I don't think he was serious) because I absolutely don't like him. So I put all that in. Feeling happy and all that bit. Actually, I was so flustered, I couldn't sleep or anything until about 3 AM. Thanks a lot, Jack-Off-Man.
Whateeeeeeever...... Mark got really distant after he saw our purported "relationship" soooo.... I'm a bit worried.... Oh well. Not like I like Mark. It's his own fault if he goes off in a huff. Hmph!
I wonder why, though.... you'd almost think he's jealous! Bwahahahahaha! Poor boy! Laugh loudly with me, children!
Anyways.... I better go do something productive before they come home. Ugh. ><
Oh well...
Oh yeah! I need to start a fight with lovely Miss Bakka! Muwahahaha!
See yas!
xoxoxo~♥~