Thursday, July 23, 2009

Jasmine's Little List Of Attributes For The Perfect Man

❤ Hot
❤ Tall (taller than me at least)
❤ Wisecracker
❤ Not a dumbass (yet he should have just a bit of stupidity about him...)
❤ Popular ★ (yet not a ladies' man)
❤ Somewhat athletic
❤ Somewhat musical
❤ SDA
❤ Nice (he shouldn't be all mushy, just not a total meanie either)
❤ Not be afraid to show his soft side (Not that he ever should! Not a girly man!)
❤ Loyal to his homies (and of course me!)
❤ Not a horrible dresser
❤ Likes me the way I are
❤ Confident (not cocky though...)
❤ Not completely unromantic (but not the sort of guy who would keep you up all night caterwauling at your window)
❤ Doesn't give me a bad feeling (He doesn't make me want to get away!)
❤ Not interested in doing it
❤ Actually reads stuff (he doesn't have to pore over heavy tomes of War And Peace or The Day Mikhail Piolwska Tragically Died, but he should at least know the alphabet!)
❤ Not selfish
❤ Kind of like me
❤ Kind of unlike me
❤ Likes music (very important!)
❤ Doesn't cuss me out
❤ Likes to talk a lot
❤ Doesn't text or call every five minutes (read: not possessive)
❤ A badass! (but he should be totally nice in his heart! *sigh*)
❤ Doesn't have horrible skin
❤ Smart
❤ Independent
❤ Not interested in mean whacked out conspiracy theories (but he should think all the rest are funny)
❤ Interesting
❤ Someone I can spill my guts to (i.e a true friend. Swoon!)
❤ Not fat
❤ Polite/respectful (but I ain't takin' no dick on a stick either! Ya hear?)
❤ Doesn't have a name like Ethelbert or Lars
❤ Doesn't have glasses
❤ Mixed race (like meeeeeee!)
❤ Likes animals
KYAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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