the fiddler fiddles on

Ooooooohhhhh I had sooooo much fun on Tuesday!!!! ><
Crystal, me, and Crystal's mom all went to Hollywood to see Topol's last performance. (Fiddler On The Roof) It was really really good! Except I cried so much that everyone in my vicinity started inching away. But still! You would have cried too! It was the saddest thing!
We also got boba and fried dim sum and popcorn chicken on the way there to eat in the car. It was yummmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyy! ♥ I love boba! I got strawberry. Oh yeah, we got strawberry pocky too! The only thing making it better would be a hot guy feeding it to us. But oh well, you can't have everything...
We took sooooo many silly pictures in the car! Totally fun! We intend to put them up on Facebook, along with some of the ones we took of random people. (muahahahaha!)
When we were buying Snickers, the guy winked at us, and another guy informed me I had the most beautiful smile, (he was really old though) and yet another guy called Crystal a "cute little girl". And, of course, lots of people kept staring at us and smiling and crud. You know, of course, we're the two most beautiful women in the world! (inside joke)
We took to calling every cute boy we saw a "chair" for privacy. Then, when we got inside the theater, and there were nothing but chairs for miles around, we started calling them "gold plated ceiling tiles". Soooo funny!
One lady asked Crystal if she were a model, and asked me if I was a singer or an actress. Then, when I said no, she said "Oh, but I thought you would have something to do with your voice!" I'm so flattered! My dream will definitely come true now! Of course, then she proceeded to ask the next lady if she knew she looked like Barbara Britton, but what can you expect....
For some reason, during the musical, this old lady sitting next to me deemed it necessary to smack her lips loudly every five seconds or so. I'm not quite sure why she was doing this, and I'm also not quite sure why she had to lean my way while she was doing it, but that is the way of the world... There was also this guy with a really tall head parked directly in front of me. I could hardly see anything in the center of the stage! Why do tall people always have to sit in front of me anyway? Eesh.
But I still had a faaaaaaaabulous time, and I wanna go back to Hollywood soon! ^^

Mark got a girlfriend. I think. Although I am not quite sure. His relationship status still says single, but he seems to be talking an awful lot to her, and he doesn't ignore her even when she's being a bitch. Sooooo.... although he does talk quite a bit to a lot of other girls too.
NOT that this bothers me any at all! Seriously! I just wish he didn't hate me...
Who else do I complain to without making out like a total bitch??? Seriously, a girl needs to complain SOMEtime! And I can't because I'm still trying to be "kind".....
It doesn't hurt my heart though. Really.
Really.
I'm serious.
It doesn't.
No way.
Uh-uh.
After all, I still have darling Jack to keep me company....
Oh! I forgot! I think I'm completely over Roman now! I saw some pics C.C put up of them on a cruise together, and it hardly bothered me at all! I am indeed a strong and brave warrior of the heart.
I need to find a new crush, though... what else are you supposed to think about every time you feel like a guy? (Don't you ever get that? Sometimes you're just hanging around, minding your own business, and suddenly, BAM! You start feeling like the tough old dude down the street! There are few remedies for this. One is to strip down to your bra and panties and do a Pussycat Doll-ish dance around your bedroom. Another is to put on as much makeup as will fit on your face without falling off and then giggling at everything anyone says. The last is to go up to the said tough dude and cuss him out, but I will not reccomend this option. It might have deleterious side effects.)
Soooooooo, who do you suggest? It has to be someone you'd never expect... like, mmmm, maybe Austin, Roman's hot(ish) friend? Or Terrance, his other hot(ish) friend? (Who knew I'd run into two guys named Terrance? It's not exactly the most popular name!) Or even Justin, but I somehow don't think so, as we practically grew up together, and that 'twould be a bit ickypoo. He sure is cute, though. Hey, maybe I can date Tomo-chan! Oooh!
Just kidding.
But still... but still... he does have quite a bit of money....
Or maaaaaaybe, I can date Andrew! If we got married, NiNi, Alicia, and I would be related! That would be fun! We could do each other's nails... go shopping... listen to music... talk about cute boys... wait, I would be married. Would that be a problem? Ehhhhh, no. Whoever I marry better be cool with me flirting with anything that comes across my path bearing an x and y chromosome. Or else... BAM! POW! SMACK! You're on the floor, son! HIYAAAAAAAHHHHHHH POW!
Poor guy. He just got beaten up by his dainty, pink-wearing, purse-bearing wife. Don't you pity him deeply?
Oh my.
Oh well.... I WILL find someone someday! Someone who loves me deeply and who has a big-er, paycheck. Someone who will cheer me up when I'm down, and buy me stuff if that doesn't work. Someone who will love me unconditionally and yet not be a stalker. Someone who is hotter than the summer sun, yet has eyes only for me. (For everyone else, he just looks weird, as he has no eyes.) Someone who listens to music all the time, yet is not obsessed with it. Someone who gets turned on by me, yet doesn't want to do it. (EW!) Someone who is much taller than me (not that that would be hard to find) yet who isn't gay with all the members of his basketball team. Someone who has musical talent, yet isn't a Tomo-chan. Someone who isn't afraid to show off his "sensitive" side, he just never does. (i.e a truly MANLY man!) Someone who is a badass, yet is not a dumbass. (He does need to have an ass I can stare at, though...) Someone who.... KYAAAAAHHHHH I DON'T EVEN KNOW!!!! EEEEEEEEEE!!! ♥ ♡ ♥ ♡ ♥ ♡
SQUEEEEEEEEEAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!! Someday I will find the perfect man!

xoxoxo~♥~