I think I have successfully cured Kitty of her anorexia. Not to say it won't start up again, because it might, but for the time being, I have cured it. She's gotten much fatter. Not fat, per se, but more like healthy looking. And it's good. (Not bad. Shut up, you dick biscuit, you try being anorexic and see how you easy it is being "feminine".)
It's because I cook so much. Unfortunately, it's made me fat. How kind of me, how self sacrificing.... I'm throwing away my own beauty for someone else's.... I suppose I could just not eat what I cook, but please, what do I look like, a preppy barbie doll?
I'm also very proud of myself. I treated everyone to the rough side of my tongue. Screw treated, I'm still treating them!
And it's all Mark's fault.
Ok, not all his fault, but he did contribute quite a bit, the dear little boy.
Jasmine's Newsfeed:
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Jasmine DISGUSTINGGGGGGGGG *throws up*
Jasmine found their crushes using Crush-Bot.
Crush-Bot predicted that these people had a crush on Jasmine:
#1. Mark - CrushBot's Best Prediction
#2. Jack - Highly likely to have a crush on you
#3. Zac - Good chance to have a crush on you
Yesterday at 7:53pm · Comment · Like
Mark what!!!!!!!
Yesterday at 8:02pm · Delete
Kitty oh.... ew.
Yesterday at 8:08pm · Delete
Mark i so do not have a cruch on your sis
Yesterday at 8:09pm · Delete
Kitty a cruch???
but its the zac part thats gross
Yesterday at 8:10pm · Delete
Mark lol thats what really really funnny\
Yesterday at 8:14pm · Delete
Kitty no its not funny!... more sort of twisted if you ask me
Yesterday at 8:18pm · Delete
Mark lol i know that was so funny about it XD
Yesterday at 8:19pm · Delete
Kitty ok... no offense, but thats kind of weird.
Yesterday at 8:21pm · Delete
Jack how the hell does that work?
Yesterday at 8:28pm · Delete
Mark lol thats what i said
Yesterday at 8:31pm · Delete
Jack isnt the last guy uhh.. related to you? lmao
Yesterday at 8:31pm · Delete
Mark it'her bro is the last 1
Yesterday at 8:32pm · Delete
Jack i really am laughin my ass off
Yesterday at 8:33pm · Delete
Jack im #2 lol
Yesterday at 8:33pm · Delete
Mark lol i was 2 when i saw who it said
Yesterday at 8:34pm · Delete
Jack hey, i used the crushbot and it said that jasmine was #1
Yesterday at 8:36pm · Delete
Jack i doubt it though lol
Yesterday at 8:36pm · Delete
Mark lol werid ya i'm thinking the same
Yesterday at 8:39pm · Delete
Justin lol....this crush-bot is G.E.N.I.U.S.
Yesterday at 11:44pm · Delete
Justin nvm......its retarded.... :/
Yesterday at 11:46pm · Delete
Mark lol
5 hours ago · Delete
So you see. He doesn't like me. And he thinks that... well, Iunno. I'm still hung up over the fact that he doesn't like me.
OK FINE I LOVE HIM WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO ABOUT IT YOU FRIGGIN ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously.
Making that confession was sooooooooo embarassing. I only made it cause I was all steamed up and I STILL AM!!!!! SCREW YOU, MARK YOU JERK!!!! JERK! JERK! JERK JERK JERK JERK JERK JERK DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hmmmph.
And I SO don't like Jack.
Dare I say I dislike him.
Dare I say I hate him.
No, I don't dare.
I don't hate anyone.
Although Mark's creepy friend comes pretty close.
MALDITAS DROGAS!!!!! WHAT THE EFF IS WRONG WITH ME I ONLY ATTRACT PERVS!!!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!! >< >< >< BOO!
Anyway.
What was I saying?
OH YEAH! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
And now to top it off, we have a friggin Misery Ensemble rehearsal at the Academy tonight! Iced crud crap! I am SO not going! Wait! If I alone stay home, I can do whatever I friggin want to! yeaaaaa dawggg thats fuckin hella greatt. get me some scene points cuntt! >:(
And I think I'll change my username to xXxUnending_Misery_And_PainxXx or maybe xxTHExTEARSxIxCRYxx or maybe even seexxmyxxscarsxx. Then TiTi, who is definitely scene, will read this and weep tears of pure and abject joy. "Another one come to us!" she will cry. "My love runs deep! I am weeping tears of pure and abject joy!" Then... well, of course I'll have to get a boyfriend from somewhere so that I can have an excuse not to go out with her. And he must be hot.
Why, oh why did I have to fall for stupid, ugly, cocky, annoying, know-it-all, wiseass, insulting Mark?! He hates me! This I know! And he never was jealous.
So, if we're just friends again, with no possibility of anything else, why am I so pissed off? That was what I wanted, wasn't it?
Although he's still not talking to me. Maybe I should get Jade to intervene, although I'm quite worried about what she might say. (And Kitty too.)
Oh well. Why the eff am I going on about this. I shalt keep mine pain hidden inside mine heart until it comes time to open up. Which will be saturday, because I can't wait to spill to Jade and Crystal when we go to the hospital!
And now...
A sample of my wittilicious tongue.
*sticks out tonuge*
Sorry, I can't remember anything particularly wittilicious that I've said recently. I did say it, however. I just merely forget.
Also, today, someone gave us a whole bunch of patio furniture. I'm not quite clear as to why they did this, but I gather it was because I gave them a cake a while ago. My my. They still remember?
I'm touched.
And now I think I'm going to go be touched somewhere else, because I'm very bored and I don't want to stay on the computer for five hours. Ja ne!
xoxoxo~♥~
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