oh dear.

Ok, I found a song title that's worse than My Life Would Suck Without You.
My Ass. By someone named Linni Meister.
No, I'm actually serious. It's actually called My Ass.
The song itself isn't that bad. It's kind of cute, but, seriously, a whole song about her ass? Ew!
Oh my. Do guys actually shave their dicks? I mean, it seems like you should cause us girls do, so it's only fair, right? Anyway.... well, yeah. They should.
What do you use whipped cream for?
Just wondering.
If I get any perverted comments, I personally will make your life so friggin miserable you'll wish you had never read this.
Yes, I will cut off your dick and use it for a knife sharpener.
So there.
(See, I have to be firm and a little crazy, otherwise, I might attract stalkers. Which, as you might agree, would suck like a blowjob.)
Right now I look so stereotypically sexy I'm afraid to go outside. Really short skirt, really low cut top that shows off the goodies to perfection, bright pink glossy lips, and smoky winged out eyeliner. Hawt, am I nawt?
That's just what I wear when I'm at home, though.
Why do I wear makeup every day? It's probably not good for my skin, and it takes longer to go to bed because I have to take it all off. Plus, it makes me look like a slut. So why do I do it?
Probably to alleviate awkward feelings. If you feel awkward, the best thing to do is put on all your makeup and act really girly. Then you can be free from geekiness. Which is a vair, vair good thing, need I say.
Oh yeah, I was on FB, and everyone was saying that they wanted to be a geek! Why the eff! It's so stoopid to- wait, I am NOT going to say anybody is stoopid! So there!
Now Dad has to take Kitty to dance class. Is it unsociable of me to wish they would clear out now? And take Sungmin with them? Yes, probably quite unsociable.
Uh oh...
Dad has discovered that I was helping my self to the leftover CKC Muzak snacks. There were a lot, so I thought... Hey, Kitty was eating them too, so why are you blaming ME?
g2g!
xoxoxo~♥~