happy memorial dayas!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
http://perezhilton.com/2009-05-22-headline-of-the-week-weak-398
Look this up. It is very hilarious desu! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That poor, poor, guy...
Although, he does deserve it for cheating. But, wait....
HOW THE EFF IS HE GONNA PEE NOW????
My word.
Rehearsal was actually mildly entertaining yesterday. For one thing, I skipped out and got ice cream, and for another thing, at least three people thought I looked pretty. So there!
Topaz's opinion: Aaahhhhh Jas, you did it again! You look so pretty! 'Course, you always look pretty.
Cindy's opinion: OMG! You dress so pretty!
Anthony's opinion: Hey, you should go flirt with your love! Just cross your arms and bend over in front of him!
Random Fat Dude's opinion: PARTY'S AT MY PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!
Random Cute Couple's opinion: You were looking at her like...
Jacquelyn's opinion: I like your outfit...
Mom's opinion: Is that a dress or a skirt?
Well, you can't win 'em all...
Wait, how did Anthony find out I like Alex anyways? I never told him! Topaz seems to have figured it out as well. And then they both told Cindy. Loudly. Very loudly. I'm sure Alex heard! Oh, my blushing face!
Anyways, where was I? Oh yeah. I went and got ice cream 'cause rehearsal got too annoying. It was very easy! I was sitting right next to the door that leads off stage (We were in Bridges) so all I had to do was pick up my purse, put down my violin, and calmly leave (Not nessecarily in that order). I walked downtown, meanwhile seeing both the Random Cute Couple, and the Random Fat Dude. Then I got strawberry ice cream. It was a bit expensy, but hey. Whatevaaaaaa! I am Fulfilling A Dream! I only got mildly lost on the way back, too! I do amaze me.
The only bad thing is that I didn't quite skip all of the song I really hate (and never practice), but oh well. Mom came in just then anyway, so I'm lucky. Man, I was lucky today, too! But I'll tell about that later.
So during the break (Ten whole minutes! Are you not overwhelmed by their outstanding kindness?) I went over to see if there was anyone to talk to. Fortunately, there was. Anthony and Topaz were up on the risers chatting, and when they saw me, they immediately slid over so I could sit down. Then Cindy came over, and we all talked until the cruel conductor made us go back and play some more. Rehearsal didn't seem too long after that. Odd.
Wenda actually smiled at me! I was so shocked. I mean, she's nice and all, but she's also joined the I-Hate-Jasmine club, so I never would have thought she would do something so bold. What if she got caught and punished by Queen Ilene? She would probably be thrown into the dungeons to suffer a terribly painful fate.
Apparently, Helen, Miri, and Aya all know Alia and her gang (Lara, Guinevere, Jenny, Serena, Elene, Ilene, Kelsey, and Wenda mostly, although their reign extends to half the orchestra. Ugh, those girls have made my orchestral existence a living, er, turmoil. It's their fault the I-Hate-Jasmine club was formed in the first place! And after I went to such effort to talk to them when they were alone and helpless, not knowing anyone! So now they turn on me like jackals against a raging fire? (Does that even make sense?) Poor me! Fortunately, I have the companionship of my HOMIES! And Slate. (Odd name, do you not agree? However, he plays percussion, so I suppose it is all right.) He's not cute, but he is kind of. And he's cool! He plays drums, right? He has to be! It's in the Law Of The Drums. One time, I was sitting in rehearsal, biscuit-butt depressed, and he suddenly looked at me, grinned, and gave me a big thumbs up! I was so happy. Very encouraging. The next week, I said hi to him and talked to Topaz and Anthony.
You know, I talked to Aya some before we started. She's so funny! I can't believe she's only twelve though. She's taller than me.
Oh yeah, Kitty's taller than me! I found that out today.
Ok, so about how lucky I was today! At first I thought today would suck, because Mom woke me up to make me go to homeschool graduational orchestra, but it was actually ok. Thomas actually came, even if Mark didn't, and we all had SORT OF a good time. I found out that Thomas and John play World Of Warcraft, though. PURPLE CRUDDDDDDDDD!!! Why the eff would they do that? No one is cool enough to play World Of Warcraft. NO ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Oh well. I had on a really hot outfit. It was a red plaid miniskirt, knee high black socks, a tight black top with silver butterflies, a choker made out of a necktie and a cameo pin, a chain around my head tied with a ribbon in back, ponytails, winged out eyeliner, and lippy gloss. I looked so hot that instead of walking home like a good little girl, I went to the boba house and bought myself a giant iced coffee with boba and a little thing of Pocky for Kitty. (It's cheap, don't worry.) So when it came time to pay, I realized I didn't have enough money. PANIIIIIIIIIIC!!!! Just when I was about to give up and ask to borrow some from the person behind me, I remembered my STAMP CARD! It was miraculously all full! So I pulled it out and used it. WHEW! Oh, yeah, and I was trying to think up an excuse for not being in school, when I remembered it was Memorial Day! I was so happy I started rapping Boom Boom Pow right in the middle of the street and earning a bemused look from a granny with her window rolled down (she was in a car). So I'm really luckyluckylucky!
Oh yeah! When I announced that I was going to leave, they asked if I was walking. I said yes, so they asked by myself. I said yes, so they said, go ahead, b-bye! HOW RUDE!!!!!!! I'm just a poor, defenseless girl! What would I do if I got assaulted? Well, as it happens, I have Ninja Skillzzzzz, but what if I didn't have a second-degree black belt? EH?
Such community spirit. It verily touches my heart.
Sniff.
We went to the thrift store today, and I got this ADORABLE skirt and a pair of gorgeouso shoes that I'mma wear to my concert. Kitty is now emo, because she saw this pair of shoes (lace up knee high boots, actually) that were SOOOOOOOOO sexy and she couldn't get them cause they were fifteen bucks. She coulda bought them herself!
She's pissed at me because I wouldn't buy them for her.
Kitty. to Mom: No, you don't have to buy them! Jas will buy them for me!
Mom: Uh, oka-
Jas: WHAT THE EFF??? NO I WON'T!!!
Poor "Jas".
Oh yeah- Lindsay, one of the CKC-Muzak kids is in the hospital. She hit her head, and is apparently ok, but they're keeping her there just in case. I'm finally old enough to go in, but, thanks to the swine flu, I can't. So I had to be content with drawing a card and waiting outside, which is fine cause I met a guy. But still.
I think I'm going scootering while it's still light.
Byeas!
xoxoxo~♥~