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Oh NO!
I have freaking ORCHESTRA today! In just a bit, actually.
I have to leave at five.
Please, someone, shoot me now.
Or, no, better, shoot the Samuels'.
No, I didn't mean it. After all, they are quite elderly and therefore deserve respect.
Maybe.
But at any rate.
Bleh, I so effin hate orchestra! What the eff am I gonna do? Obviously, go into a cuncussion and die.
Or something.
Mehhhhhhhhhhhh why mehhhhhhhhh?
This sucks more than a blowjob with twice the ickypoo factor.
Or maybe more than twice.
Iunno.
It's worse than
EWWWWWWW I just got called by a freakin crazy psychopath!!!!!
So the phone rings.
I answer.
"Helloooo" (in a creepy crazy person voice)
"Um, hello?"
"..."
"Um, can I ask who is calling?"
"Helloooo"
"Er, hello,"
"Helloooooo"
"Uh, who is this?"
"Hellooooo"
"Um, I think I have the wrong number. Bye!"
*hangs up*
EW! I bet it was some old granny who forgot to take her medication and therefore is crank calling everyone who-
EEEEEEEEEK how the heck did she get my freakin NUMBER?? Did she steal it from the psycho ward's phone book or something? Purple crud! What is WRONG with this town?
...Or maybe it was Hope, crank-calling me.
She did get my number this morning.
Ugh, if it is, then I'mma be SO embarassed! I was talking in my Tohru voice that I use to talk on the phone, so I was sounding like.... Tohru.
She's gonna think I'm a wimp and then tell everyone and my social life will be OVERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
I'm dead.
Goodbye.
I have just lost faith in humankind.
I think I will listen to Panic Switch to cover my fearfulness.
Silverspun Pickups! BAY-bee!
Far be it from me to ever say "ftw" though.
For I am not what is known as a prep.
She has a creepy voice, though.
Oh well.
It just makes Amy Lee sound more tame and innocent in comparison.
Er, wait, that's not a good thing, is it.
Oh well.
I absolutely DON"T want to go to orchestroubledmind today. Can't stand it, I can't! I will soon die if I go!
I will listen to Lithium.
Liiiiiiiiiiiiiithiiiiuum....
I love this song.
I love Evanescence!
Amy Lee is gorgeous.
And no, I don't think she looks like Alice or Bella or whoever she's supposed to look like.
Blehhh, I'm tired.
Chinese school was fun today though.
Peaceful Cheese did come, so we were all having fun together.
I am SO hyper.
Which is why it would be a bad thing to have me scared of phone calls.
Hope and I were walking into the audotorium where we were practicing for graduation, and we were singing Circus at the top of our lungs. Sooo fun! Poor Priscilla, though, she doesn't know us as well, and she's a bit more reserved, so she was walking next to us with that sort of tolerantly amused smile. (She's in a different class then us, so 'tis understandable)
Oh well.
I must go get ready for my execution (again).
Last time Romeo popped out of no where and saved me.
Wait, noooooo that would mean Anthony is Romeo, and I don't think of him like that. We're just friends, kay?
Oh well. Romeo-who-is-not-Anthony saved me anyway.
Ohhhhh, speaking of the word "kay" did you see the FML about the guy who walked into the store and was checking out with a pretty clerk? She said, "how are you?" He said, "I'm gay." (instead of "good" or "okay" you see)
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that poor guy!
NYAH!
Oh-oh.
They are now home.
Farewell.
xoxoxo~♥~