Eeeyo.
Man, I woke up and looked at the clock and it said 1:44! I was like WOAH! So I got up and woke up Kitty, and then when I looked at the clock downstairs, what did I see? A bold, big, bright 10:42. My clock got all weirded out cuz someone unplugged it.
And I was wondering why I was so tired! Crud!
Don't worry! I've never slept past 1:00 before! Fear notteset thou!
At any rate, I'm as bored as a board.
And I really don't want to go to Spanish class today.
What a pain in the ass.
It's not that I don't like it, it's just that I don't wanna go and also it's a total pain. Would you like it?
Oh, probably.
I'm just an imperfect girl after all. I know nothing.
Isn't that right, honey bunny?
No, I have no idea who I'm even talking to.
Ugh, I just remembered.
TiTi The Princess Of Joy showed up in my dream last night. It was really annoying. Here I was having this nice dream, and suddenly TiTi sticks her head in my face (she was hanging upside down from a bunk bed that appeared out of no where) and insults me! Nice chica, eh?
Sozzly.
I have decided that nothing you do is ever gonna stop me, and nothing you say today is ever gonna bring me down.
Therefore, I am now going to be as preppy as I possibly can preppily prep, at least when I'm around Jade. When I go to the hospital next, I think I'll dress head-to-toe pink (That is NOT preppy, though, bitch!) (Not saying Jade's a bitch, just saying.) and wear braids. And knee socks. ANd quite possibly a clip-on tie.
Oh, and no makeup.
Wait noooooooooo! I can't stand that! I will NOT sacrifice my integrityful personality in favor of someone else's twisted standards ever aGAIN! I will wear a ton of makeup! I WILL! I WILL!!!!!!
So there! Stick that up your butt and smoke it!
Cha!
Hmmm.... I think I'll act as cheerful and perky as I possibly can. And, since you know me by now, you must also know that that is mighty perky!
"Hey-lo!!! ♥" chirps Jasmine, walking into the room, dressed head to toe pink with knee socks underneath her plaid miniskirt and a tie over her button down blouse. She flips one of her adorably shiny braids and blows a kiss, emphasizing her impossibly glossy lips. "You look...." Jade trails off, realizing that her friend actually looks really cute, and it would be quite futile to argue. "You look like a PREP!" howls TiTi, walking in. Jasmine winks, showing off her amazingly perfect eyeliner, mascara, and eyeshadow, all in shades of pink or purple (except her mascara is inky black.) "I'm so very glad to hear it! ♥" she chirps again. TiTi's eyes travel over jasmine's outift, and come to rest on her enormous boobs. "You look like a pr~ep..." she reiterates unconvincingly. "Ok! ♥" sings jassy, and then calls out to a random hot guy standing there watching this exchange with much amusement. "Why are you standing there like a loner?" Join in the conversation! ♥" "Well, now that you've invited me," says the guy flirtily. "You know I can't pass up an oppurtunity to hang out with a cute girl!" "Why thaaaaaaank you!" squawks TiTi, thinking he's talking to her. "Uh, I did say cute girls," says the guy. "I could do without the ugly ones." he turns his back on TiTi, and begins to talk to Jasmine, who's smooth, sexy suaveness steals his heart. "Wait!" cries TiTi. "You do know that she's a prep, do you not?" She is so upset at being called ugly that she is beginning to talk like Sir Lancelot. "Prep or princess, it doesn't matter to me," says the guy, smiling at Jasmine, "But I think it's more of the latter!" "Oh, cool your jets, Romeo," says Jassy, looking at him with The Power Of Flirtiness. "Do you want to scare me away? ♥" "TiTiiiiiiiiiii!" cries a voice, and a drop dead hideous girl dressed in Dungeons And Dragons attire rushes in. "My love! Are you cheating on me?" "I..." whispers TiTi, realizing that she is. (Or at least attempting to) "This is it, then!" snaps the girl. "You cannot have a relationship without trust! Goodbye! I am leaving you for the nerd in my math class who does her homework as soon as she gets it and writes Twilight fanfiction for fun!" "Come back!" sobs TiTi, but it is of no avail. Her girlfriend is gone for good, along with her heart. Jassy and the hot guy are going out, and everyone in school finds her the laughing stock of society, so all around, TiTi has lost by her bitchiness, and Jassy has found herself a boyfriend and is loved by everyone in the hearts of all. The end. ♥
Oh my! I guess I got carried away!
...You are a worthy opponent, Hatsuharu Sohma!"
\Ewwww, I'm a crazy fangirl.
Someone please shoot me now.
With a baka gun.
NOOOOOOO! I'mma doin it again!
Sozzly!
Poor TiTi. I bet she writes Twilight fanfiction.
"Then Edward, with a glowing smoulder in his tawny golden eyes, bent down to kiss the lips of TiTi, who's reclining form had not stirred. "My love!" he hissed urgently, hoping to breathe life into her from the depths of his own heart. "My love! Please, please speak to me!" TiTi felt something pulling her out of the darkness. Was that golden voice... could it be... she closed her eyes again, as the dark billowing clouds of pain overtook her. "No... Edward..." she just managed to whisper, while the tears stung the back of her eyes. "My LOVE!" roared Edward. "Who has done this! Who has hurt you! My LOVE!!!!" His muscles flexed with rage, as he threw back his head and gave a mighty sob for the girl who had given her life for to save him. Just then, with the last vestiges of her strength, TiTi opened her eyes!"
Yeah. I bet it's like that.
Or maybe she wants to get with Alice.
Heheheheheh... *chuckles*
No, lo siento, señorita perrita. I did not mean to make fun of you.
Actually, I did.
Oooooh crud biscuit, Dad wants Zac to play a game of chess with someone.
Like the fresh refreshing winter breeze in autumn, I shall be gone.
I wish not to playeth the chess.
Farewelll!
xoxoxo~♥~
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