happy mom's day, luv!

Chihuahua!
Chinese school was sooooo fun!
I get to have a main role in our convo club dialogue and model it juicy! Sweeeeeet!
Nathan's Chinese name is "Peaceful Cheese".WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Hope's name is "Hao" which means Good. Zac's is Young Jun which means "Eternally Upright."
NYAH!
I have the only good one! Uwahahahaha-
Wait. My name means "Beautiful Virtue."
I sound like a nun.
WAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Although my name is fun to say. "Mei Zhen." Just try sayin it! It's fun!
Oh yayayayayay! I finally got my one of a kind designer bag from Teen Vogue! I'm so happy!
♥ ♥ ♥
Except it's a bit ugly.
Just a bit.
But you know.
I am very well liked in Chinese school.
Even by Hope, who is so much like Elizabeth it's scary. Actually, she is a bit different. For one thing, she's Indonesian. And.... oh, Iunno. She's very blunt. (But not like TiTi The BitChi)
Hope: One of my friends ran up to this other girl and squeezed both her boobs.
Me: WTF?
Hope: I'd bet she'd like to squeeze yours too. No offense, but they're really big.
Me: Eh, well, y'know, it's just...
Oh well. I know I am big on top. It's just contributes to my charm.
I am NOT a ditz, though!
Sozzly!
Everyone still remembers the ill-fated Jasmine Kick.
That was the time I was chasing Nathan because he wouldn't show me his phone, and Hope was doing a Kyo Kick (from some anime or other) so I jumped in the air and kicked him in the butt yelling "JASMINE KICK!" at the top of my lungs. He didn't seem to feel it, but I fell down with a very astonished expression on my face. Man, I twisted my ankle too! It hurt!
But bravely, I did not show it. Nay, I merely ventured on with my nerves of steel and face of iron.
Indeed.
Well, except for a little complaining.
A very little.
But well, that's expected when suffers a grievous wound like I did.
They say things like, "Normal people wouldn't fall down after kicking someone!" and "Why don't you do your Jasmine Kick and take him out, eh?" Boo hoo. I'm so underappreciated.
Oh well! Its fine!
Mom is making me listen to Down At The Twist And Shout because I made the mistake of asking what song I should do next.
Lovely.
Actually, it's not that bad. It's kind of lively.
But still.
Chica, you need to work on titles!
"Alligator stew"???
WTF! EW!
Where was I? Oh yeah. So at the end of Chinese school, we were rehearsing for the graduation, so they told us to go learn kung fu. So we all went over, but hardly did we get there, when they told us that "the girls" had to do something else, so me and Hope went off, complaining all the way.
And what were we doing?
Dancing with scarves.
Actually, I didn't mind, because it involves doing a sexy model walk to the front of the stage and striking a pose.
Sweet!
Oh, and in Convo Club, since I'm one of the xingxing pupils, I get to be one of two main people for the dialugoes we're doing! Yay! Cause I'm the only one in the whole club who likes to talk in front of crowds.
Ok, I admit, I'm a complete "ham" as mom says!
Don't kill me!
Cheese.
No, I mean Peaceful Cheese.
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!
Owwie, my ass is sore.
Hope kept slapping it.
Oh well.
I get to be the cute character in our little club.
Zac is the loner, I guess.
WAHAHAHAHAHA! He frees his mind at night! NYAH!
I'm listening to my new theme song. Teardrops On My Guitar.
My theme song.
WAAAH!
Oh well, I don't care. I'm always hyped up when I come back from Chinese school.
And dance class.
But never orchestra.
BOOOOOOOOO!
Oh well. It was actually fine last week. I wandered over to talk to Topaz and Anthony cause I was bored and I figured I hadn't anything else to lose since I was already miserable as eff, so I did, and actually it was a lot of fun! I love my homies!
Anthiny shared his gum with me.
It was yummy, too.
Strawberry and cinnamon.
And it was pink!
Oh shiz, I didn't practice my orchestra music! Well! that's just too bad!
Maybe we'll even have sectionals!
My, how terrible! What would I do?
Chuwahaha!
Stick that-
Um, never mind.
The thought of Mrs. Samuel having a butt bothers me.
As it would anyone.
For I am normal, am I not?
Even if I do fall down while doing Jasmine Kicks.
Oh well.
Dad is sick right now.
He's taking a nap.
So I probably shouldn't be listening to music.
But oh well.
It's his own darn fault, so he deserves it.
'Ey, maybe I should listen to Perfect so it can seep into his brain while he's asleeping! Not that he notices if I'm perfect or not.
But for Zac.
Ok, I will, but I want to listen to Your Love Found Me first. (Seriously, what's with the trend of sucky titles?)
Oh, we have ice cream! I'mma get some! Ice cream, ice cream, ice creeeeeaaammmm! ♥
Ok, now I have ice cream and music! What more do I need?
I thinkie I'll go read FML before we have to go the strickin fricken singing.
B'Bye!
xoxoxo~♥~