Ok, I found a song title that's worse than My Life Would Suck Without You.
My Ass. By someone named Linni Meister.
No, I'm actually serious. It's actually called My Ass.
The song itself isn't that bad. It's kind of cute, but, seriously, a whole song about her ass? Ew!
Oh my. Do guys actually shave their dicks? I mean, it seems like you should cause us girls do, so it's only fair, right? Anyway.... well, yeah. They should.
What do you use whipped cream for?
Just wondering.
If I get any perverted comments, I personally will make your life so friggin miserable you'll wish you had never read this.
Yes, I will cut off your dick and use it for a knife sharpener.
So there.
(See, I have to be firm and a little crazy, otherwise, I might attract stalkers. Which, as you might agree, would suck like a blowjob.)
Right now I look so stereotypically sexy I'm afraid to go outside. Really short skirt, really low cut top that shows off the goodies to perfection, bright pink glossy lips, and smoky winged out eyeliner. Hawt, am I nawt?
That's just what I wear when I'm at home, though.
Why do I wear makeup every day? It's probably not good for my skin, and it takes longer to go to bed because I have to take it all off. Plus, it makes me look like a slut. So why do I do it?
Probably to alleviate awkward feelings. If you feel awkward, the best thing to do is put on all your makeup and act really girly. Then you can be free from geekiness. Which is a vair, vair good thing, need I say.
Oh yeah, I was on FB, and everyone was saying that they wanted to be a geek! Why the eff! It's so stoopid to- wait, I am NOT going to say anybody is stoopid! So there!
Now Dad has to take Kitty to dance class. Is it unsociable of me to wish they would clear out now? And take Sungmin with them? Yes, probably quite unsociable.
Uh oh...
Dad has discovered that I was helping my self to the leftover CKC Muzak snacks. There were a lot, so I thought... Hey, Kitty was eating them too, so why are you blaming ME?
g2g!
xoxoxo~♥~
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Monday, May 25, 2009
happy memorial dayas!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
http://perezhilton.com/2009-05-22-headline-of-the-week-weak-398
Look this up. It is very hilarious desu! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That poor, poor, guy...
Although, he does deserve it for cheating. But, wait....
HOW THE EFF IS HE GONNA PEE NOW????
My word.
Rehearsal was actually mildly entertaining yesterday. For one thing, I skipped out and got ice cream, and for another thing, at least three people thought I looked pretty. So there!
Topaz's opinion: Aaahhhhh Jas, you did it again! You look so pretty! 'Course, you always look pretty.
Cindy's opinion: OMG! You dress so pretty!
Anthony's opinion: Hey, you should go flirt with your love! Just cross your arms and bend over in front of him!
Random Fat Dude's opinion: PARTY'S AT MY PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!
Random Cute Couple's opinion: You were looking at her like...
Jacquelyn's opinion: I like your outfit...
Mom's opinion: Is that a dress or a skirt?
Well, you can't win 'em all...
Wait, how did Anthony find out I like Alex anyways? I never told him! Topaz seems to have figured it out as well. And then they both told Cindy. Loudly. Very loudly. I'm sure Alex heard! Oh, my blushing face!
Anyways, where was I? Oh yeah. I went and got ice cream 'cause rehearsal got too annoying. It was very easy! I was sitting right next to the door that leads off stage (We were in Bridges) so all I had to do was pick up my purse, put down my violin, and calmly leave (Not nessecarily in that order). I walked downtown, meanwhile seeing both the Random Cute Couple, and the Random Fat Dude. Then I got strawberry ice cream. It was a bit expensy, but hey. Whatevaaaaaa! I am Fulfilling A Dream! I only got mildly lost on the way back, too! I do amaze me.
The only bad thing is that I didn't quite skip all of the song I really hate (and never practice), but oh well. Mom came in just then anyway, so I'm lucky. Man, I was lucky today, too! But I'll tell about that later.
So during the break (Ten whole minutes! Are you not overwhelmed by their outstanding kindness?) I went over to see if there was anyone to talk to. Fortunately, there was. Anthony and Topaz were up on the risers chatting, and when they saw me, they immediately slid over so I could sit down. Then Cindy came over, and we all talked until the cruel conductor made us go back and play some more. Rehearsal didn't seem too long after that. Odd.
Wenda actually smiled at me! I was so shocked. I mean, she's nice and all, but she's also joined the I-Hate-Jasmine club, so I never would have thought she would do something so bold. What if she got caught and punished by Queen Ilene? She would probably be thrown into the dungeons to suffer a terribly painful fate.
Apparently, Helen, Miri, and Aya all know Alia and her gang (Lara, Guinevere, Jenny, Serena, Elene, Ilene, Kelsey, and Wenda mostly, although their reign extends to half the orchestra. Ugh, those girls have made my orchestral existence a living, er, turmoil. It's their fault the I-Hate-Jasmine club was formed in the first place! And after I went to such effort to talk to them when they were alone and helpless, not knowing anyone! So now they turn on me like jackals against a raging fire? (Does that even make sense?) Poor me! Fortunately, I have the companionship of my HOMIES! And Slate. (Odd name, do you not agree? However, he plays percussion, so I suppose it is all right.) He's not cute, but he is kind of. And he's cool! He plays drums, right? He has to be! It's in the Law Of The Drums. One time, I was sitting in rehearsal, biscuit-butt depressed, and he suddenly looked at me, grinned, and gave me a big thumbs up! I was so happy. Very encouraging. The next week, I said hi to him and talked to Topaz and Anthony.
You know, I talked to Aya some before we started. She's so funny! I can't believe she's only twelve though. She's taller than me.
Oh yeah, Kitty's taller than me! I found that out today.
Ok, so about how lucky I was today! At first I thought today would suck, because Mom woke me up to make me go to homeschool graduational orchestra, but it was actually ok. Thomas actually came, even if Mark didn't, and we all had SORT OF a good time. I found out that Thomas and John play World Of Warcraft, though. PURPLE CRUDDDDDDDDD!!! Why the eff would they do that? No one is cool enough to play World Of Warcraft. NO ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Oh well. I had on a really hot outfit. It was a red plaid miniskirt, knee high black socks, a tight black top with silver butterflies, a choker made out of a necktie and a cameo pin, a chain around my head tied with a ribbon in back, ponytails, winged out eyeliner, and lippy gloss. I looked so hot that instead of walking home like a good little girl, I went to the boba house and bought myself a giant iced coffee with boba and a little thing of Pocky for Kitty. (It's cheap, don't worry.) So when it came time to pay, I realized I didn't have enough money. PANIIIIIIIIIIC!!!! Just when I was about to give up and ask to borrow some from the person behind me, I remembered my STAMP CARD! It was miraculously all full! So I pulled it out and used it. WHEW! Oh, yeah, and I was trying to think up an excuse for not being in school, when I remembered it was Memorial Day! I was so happy I started rapping Boom Boom Pow right in the middle of the street and earning a bemused look from a granny with her window rolled down (she was in a car). So I'm really luckyluckylucky!
Oh yeah! When I announced that I was going to leave, they asked if I was walking. I said yes, so they asked by myself. I said yes, so they said, go ahead, b-bye! HOW RUDE!!!!!!! I'm just a poor, defenseless girl! What would I do if I got assaulted? Well, as it happens, I have Ninja Skillzzzzz, but what if I didn't have a second-degree black belt? EH?
Such community spirit. It verily touches my heart.
Sniff.
We went to the thrift store today, and I got this ADORABLE skirt and a pair of gorgeouso shoes that I'mma wear to my concert. Kitty is now emo, because she saw this pair of shoes (lace up knee high boots, actually) that were SOOOOOOOOO sexy and she couldn't get them cause they were fifteen bucks. She coulda bought them herself!
She's pissed at me because I wouldn't buy them for her.
Kitty. to Mom: No, you don't have to buy them! Jas will buy them for me!
Mom: Uh, oka-
Jas: WHAT THE EFF??? NO I WON'T!!!
Poor "Jas".
Oh yeah- Lindsay, one of the CKC-Muzak kids is in the hospital. She hit her head, and is apparently ok, but they're keeping her there just in case. I'm finally old enough to go in, but, thanks to the swine flu, I can't. So I had to be content with drawing a card and waiting outside, which is fine cause I met a guy. But still.
I think I'm going scootering while it's still light.
Byeas!
xoxoxo~♥~
http://perezhilton.com/2009-05-22-headline-of-the-week-weak-398
Look this up. It is very hilarious desu! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That poor, poor, guy...
Although, he does deserve it for cheating. But, wait....
HOW THE EFF IS HE GONNA PEE NOW????
My word.
Rehearsal was actually mildly entertaining yesterday. For one thing, I skipped out and got ice cream, and for another thing, at least three people thought I looked pretty. So there!
Topaz's opinion: Aaahhhhh Jas, you did it again! You look so pretty! 'Course, you always look pretty.
Cindy's opinion: OMG! You dress so pretty!
Anthony's opinion: Hey, you should go flirt with your love! Just cross your arms and bend over in front of him!
Random Fat Dude's opinion: PARTY'S AT MY PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!
Random Cute Couple's opinion: You were looking at her like...
Jacquelyn's opinion: I like your outfit...
Mom's opinion: Is that a dress or a skirt?
Well, you can't win 'em all...
Wait, how did Anthony find out I like Alex anyways? I never told him! Topaz seems to have figured it out as well. And then they both told Cindy. Loudly. Very loudly. I'm sure Alex heard! Oh, my blushing face!
Anyways, where was I? Oh yeah. I went and got ice cream 'cause rehearsal got too annoying. It was very easy! I was sitting right next to the door that leads off stage (We were in Bridges) so all I had to do was pick up my purse, put down my violin, and calmly leave (Not nessecarily in that order). I walked downtown, meanwhile seeing both the Random Cute Couple, and the Random Fat Dude. Then I got strawberry ice cream. It was a bit expensy, but hey. Whatevaaaaaa! I am Fulfilling A Dream! I only got mildly lost on the way back, too! I do amaze me.
The only bad thing is that I didn't quite skip all of the song I really hate (and never practice), but oh well. Mom came in just then anyway, so I'm lucky. Man, I was lucky today, too! But I'll tell about that later.
So during the break (Ten whole minutes! Are you not overwhelmed by their outstanding kindness?) I went over to see if there was anyone to talk to. Fortunately, there was. Anthony and Topaz were up on the risers chatting, and when they saw me, they immediately slid over so I could sit down. Then Cindy came over, and we all talked until the cruel conductor made us go back and play some more. Rehearsal didn't seem too long after that. Odd.
Wenda actually smiled at me! I was so shocked. I mean, she's nice and all, but she's also joined the I-Hate-Jasmine club, so I never would have thought she would do something so bold. What if she got caught and punished by Queen Ilene? She would probably be thrown into the dungeons to suffer a terribly painful fate.
Apparently, Helen, Miri, and Aya all know Alia and her gang (Lara, Guinevere, Jenny, Serena, Elene, Ilene, Kelsey, and Wenda mostly, although their reign extends to half the orchestra. Ugh, those girls have made my orchestral existence a living, er, turmoil. It's their fault the I-Hate-Jasmine club was formed in the first place! And after I went to such effort to talk to them when they were alone and helpless, not knowing anyone! So now they turn on me like jackals against a raging fire? (Does that even make sense?) Poor me! Fortunately, I have the companionship of my HOMIES! And Slate. (Odd name, do you not agree? However, he plays percussion, so I suppose it is all right.) He's not cute, but he is kind of. And he's cool! He plays drums, right? He has to be! It's in the Law Of The Drums. One time, I was sitting in rehearsal, biscuit-butt depressed, and he suddenly looked at me, grinned, and gave me a big thumbs up! I was so happy. Very encouraging. The next week, I said hi to him and talked to Topaz and Anthony.
You know, I talked to Aya some before we started. She's so funny! I can't believe she's only twelve though. She's taller than me.
Oh yeah, Kitty's taller than me! I found that out today.
Ok, so about how lucky I was today! At first I thought today would suck, because Mom woke me up to make me go to homeschool graduational orchestra, but it was actually ok. Thomas actually came, even if Mark didn't, and we all had SORT OF a good time. I found out that Thomas and John play World Of Warcraft, though. PURPLE CRUDDDDDDDDD!!! Why the eff would they do that? No one is cool enough to play World Of Warcraft. NO ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Oh well. I had on a really hot outfit. It was a red plaid miniskirt, knee high black socks, a tight black top with silver butterflies, a choker made out of a necktie and a cameo pin, a chain around my head tied with a ribbon in back, ponytails, winged out eyeliner, and lippy gloss. I looked so hot that instead of walking home like a good little girl, I went to the boba house and bought myself a giant iced coffee with boba and a little thing of Pocky for Kitty. (It's cheap, don't worry.) So when it came time to pay, I realized I didn't have enough money. PANIIIIIIIIIIC!!!! Just when I was about to give up and ask to borrow some from the person behind me, I remembered my STAMP CARD! It was miraculously all full! So I pulled it out and used it. WHEW! Oh, yeah, and I was trying to think up an excuse for not being in school, when I remembered it was Memorial Day! I was so happy I started rapping Boom Boom Pow right in the middle of the street and earning a bemused look from a granny with her window rolled down (she was in a car). So I'm really luckyluckylucky!
Oh yeah! When I announced that I was going to leave, they asked if I was walking. I said yes, so they asked by myself. I said yes, so they said, go ahead, b-bye! HOW RUDE!!!!!!! I'm just a poor, defenseless girl! What would I do if I got assaulted? Well, as it happens, I have Ninja Skillzzzzz, but what if I didn't have a second-degree black belt? EH?
Such community spirit. It verily touches my heart.
Sniff.
We went to the thrift store today, and I got this ADORABLE skirt and a pair of gorgeouso shoes that I'mma wear to my concert. Kitty is now emo, because she saw this pair of shoes (lace up knee high boots, actually) that were SOOOOOOOOO sexy and she couldn't get them cause they were fifteen bucks. She coulda bought them herself!
She's pissed at me because I wouldn't buy them for her.
Kitty. to Mom: No, you don't have to buy them! Jas will buy them for me!
Mom: Uh, oka-
Jas: WHAT THE EFF??? NO I WON'T!!!
Poor "Jas".
Oh yeah- Lindsay, one of the CKC-Muzak kids is in the hospital. She hit her head, and is apparently ok, but they're keeping her there just in case. I'm finally old enough to go in, but, thanks to the swine flu, I can't. So I had to be content with drawing a card and waiting outside, which is fine cause I met a guy. But still.
I think I'm going scootering while it's still light.
Byeas!
xoxoxo~♥~
Sunday, May 24, 2009
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Uwaaahhhhhhh Chinese school was so much fun desu!
The only problem was that Mom came.
Well, she didn't really come, if you know what I mean, but she did watch the whole time with an undeservedly amused expression on her face.
I like that! Just because I'm stupid!
Hope said she wanted to make a manga about all of her friends, and I get to be the Tohru character. Actually, I'm happy. Tohru is a very sweet person, isn't she? So I shalt be flattered until someone tells me otherwise!
There was this this lil kid hanging around playing ball, and someone jumped him. So I asked if he was ok. Next thing you know, he had glommed onto me and wouldn't shut up for the entire calligraphy class! Man.... welll, I'm flattered, I do admit, but it's a little hard to take notes when someone is constantly telling you that they wish they could draw as well as you. Not that I mind that either, because up till now all I've recieved is critiscism on my drawing. We're almost done with the year, boo. :( I'm so sad! I love Chinese! Especially Convo Club. We were all having so much fun! (Too bad Mom was watching)
Peaceful Cheese didn't come, though. T.T
John seemed a bit less diffident, though, which is good. Very good.
I love doing the fashion show at the end! Everyone makes fun of me for being so girly, but oh well, who cares about any of that, correcte?
Man! I want boba! I should have gone with Hope.
However, we had to go home so Mom could go to Graduation (for her stoodents).
And I suppose I get second prefernce, eh? *bratty face*
Hopefully, you can tell that I'm kidding.
...Oh yeah! Mark isn't ignoring me after all! He just had to go to stay at Christian and Cassidy's house because his parents went on vacation without him. (What kind of parents would do that is my question, but oh well. I'll just try to cheer him up, if I can. Wait, no he has Crystal Clay's best friend to do that for him, how could I forget?) Anyways, I know this because I went to Youth 202 and he rushed over to give me a big hug. "How you been?" he exclaimed. "I'm good!" I chirped. "How bout you?" It turns out he's being good, if not nesessarily feeling so, because, when one is with the Maler's, one cannot really help it. I also saw KiKi, who is a total sweetheart. Everyone knows her, and no one minds that she homeschools. Yay!
After that, in the evening, Mom and Dad and Zac went to vespers ( I should have gone) and came back with Jade. She stayed here until it was time to go to Halmoni's house, and then she invited herself to come with us. According to her, she didn't know we were going to eat dinner. I don't even care, though, because Mom and Dad suggested we sing grace instead of actually praying, so we all sang the Doxology. (We sounded pret' near awesome, too, seeing as Uncle is a professional singer!) Jade turned to me, when we were done, and said, "Hey, you should try out for Chamber Singers!" Me: What's that? Jade: It's the highest singing group on campus! Me: Really? Jade: Yeah! You sound really good!
I'm so HAPPY desu!!!!! ♥ ♥ ♥
It's my dream to be a singer! I'm the happiest when I'm using my voice!
I AM SO SO SO LUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
For a bit, while we were all hanging out and playing, it felt like Jade was my big sister. I don't have one, and I don't think that's fair, because I have everything else! So it was really fun! Maybe even for her, too. She did say one time she wishes she were part of our family, because, I have NO idea why. But anyway, maybe she was pretending she was my onee-chan too! It's really cozy in Halmoni's house. It's really typical family-ish.So that does helpeth the atmosphere.
Darn it, I am so hungry! I can't eat anything though! For one thing, there's nothing to eat, for another thing, I don't want o get fat, and for the last thing, I don't want to get TALL! I want to stay tiny and cute! (I'm not tiny, but I'm little. Enough.)
I want a boba.
Maybe I can persuade Kitty to walk downtown with me. You think she would? It's not that hot out, and we could use the excersize. Maybe I'll even see some hot guys!
I actually looked almost pretty yesterday and this morning. Especially when I put on eyeliner. Maybe I can attract a bf! Maybe I'll see Mark there. That would be soooooo funny! And fun too.
Maybe I'll see John there.
Or Peaceful Cheese!
*Grin*
Man, I SO want a boba.
Oh yeah! I'mma skip out on rehearsal today. It's three friggin hours, for biscuit's sake! I'm gonna go downtown and hang out.
Is Dad ok?
Oh dear. He is rather grumpy.
Seeya!
xoxoxo~♥~
The only problem was that Mom came.
Well, she didn't really come, if you know what I mean, but she did watch the whole time with an undeservedly amused expression on her face.
I like that! Just because I'm stupid!
Hope said she wanted to make a manga about all of her friends, and I get to be the Tohru character. Actually, I'm happy. Tohru is a very sweet person, isn't she? So I shalt be flattered until someone tells me otherwise!
There was this this lil kid hanging around playing ball, and someone jumped him. So I asked if he was ok. Next thing you know, he had glommed onto me and wouldn't shut up for the entire calligraphy class! Man.... welll, I'm flattered, I do admit, but it's a little hard to take notes when someone is constantly telling you that they wish they could draw as well as you. Not that I mind that either, because up till now all I've recieved is critiscism on my drawing. We're almost done with the year, boo. :( I'm so sad! I love Chinese! Especially Convo Club. We were all having so much fun! (Too bad Mom was watching)
Peaceful Cheese didn't come, though. T.T
John seemed a bit less diffident, though, which is good. Very good.
I love doing the fashion show at the end! Everyone makes fun of me for being so girly, but oh well, who cares about any of that, correcte?
Man! I want boba! I should have gone with Hope.
However, we had to go home so Mom could go to Graduation (for her stoodents).
And I suppose I get second prefernce, eh? *bratty face*
Hopefully, you can tell that I'm kidding.
...Oh yeah! Mark isn't ignoring me after all! He just had to go to stay at Christian and Cassidy's house because his parents went on vacation without him. (What kind of parents would do that is my question, but oh well. I'll just try to cheer him up, if I can. Wait, no he has Crystal Clay's best friend to do that for him, how could I forget?) Anyways, I know this because I went to Youth 202 and he rushed over to give me a big hug. "How you been?" he exclaimed. "I'm good!" I chirped. "How bout you?" It turns out he's being good, if not nesessarily feeling so, because, when one is with the Maler's, one cannot really help it. I also saw KiKi, who is a total sweetheart. Everyone knows her, and no one minds that she homeschools. Yay!
After that, in the evening, Mom and Dad and Zac went to vespers ( I should have gone) and came back with Jade. She stayed here until it was time to go to Halmoni's house, and then she invited herself to come with us. According to her, she didn't know we were going to eat dinner. I don't even care, though, because Mom and Dad suggested we sing grace instead of actually praying, so we all sang the Doxology. (We sounded pret' near awesome, too, seeing as Uncle is a professional singer!) Jade turned to me, when we were done, and said, "Hey, you should try out for Chamber Singers!" Me: What's that? Jade: It's the highest singing group on campus! Me: Really? Jade: Yeah! You sound really good!
I'm so HAPPY desu!!!!! ♥ ♥ ♥
It's my dream to be a singer! I'm the happiest when I'm using my voice!
I AM SO SO SO LUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
For a bit, while we were all hanging out and playing, it felt like Jade was my big sister. I don't have one, and I don't think that's fair, because I have everything else! So it was really fun! Maybe even for her, too. She did say one time she wishes she were part of our family, because, I have NO idea why. But anyway, maybe she was pretending she was my onee-chan too! It's really cozy in Halmoni's house. It's really typical family-ish.So that does helpeth the atmosphere.
Darn it, I am so hungry! I can't eat anything though! For one thing, there's nothing to eat, for another thing, I don't want o get fat, and for the last thing, I don't want to get TALL! I want to stay tiny and cute! (I'm not tiny, but I'm little. Enough.)
I want a boba.
Maybe I can persuade Kitty to walk downtown with me. You think she would? It's not that hot out, and we could use the excersize. Maybe I'll even see some hot guys!
I actually looked almost pretty yesterday and this morning. Especially when I put on eyeliner. Maybe I can attract a bf! Maybe I'll see Mark there. That would be soooooo funny! And fun too.
Maybe I'll see John there.
Or Peaceful Cheese!
*Grin*
Man, I SO want a boba.
Oh yeah! I'mma skip out on rehearsal today. It's three friggin hours, for biscuit's sake! I'm gonna go downtown and hang out.
Is Dad ok?
Oh dear. He is rather grumpy.
Seeya!
xoxoxo~♥~
Friday, May 22, 2009
sungmin you little monkey blister, stop eating my candy!!!
Real men of genius! They all have a- *mischievous giggle*
I really need to write that down sometime!
I mean, I'll expand upon the theme.
Oh yeah! I was gonna tell you something scary/creepy/funny!
Ok, so I was at CKC-Muzak, just wearing a normal outfit. (Tight white top, red plaid miniskirt, black knee high stockings, black ballet flats, two ponytails, and my Tsukasa hairband, which is just a white head band with bunny ears looking things) and one of the (scary!) dads came up. "Don't get mad or nothin," he said, using the wonderful dialect of the unemployed, "But can I ask you a question?" "Sure," I replied, wondering what it would be. "Well, does your mom make you dress that way?" he asked. "Or do you just do it by yourself?" Do it by myself! Well really! I would never do it period! Do you think I'm a slut? Ok, I'm kidding. What I really said was, "Oh, no, I just dress this way because I want to!" "Well, doesn't she look cute, Emily?" he asked to his little daughter who was standing there overhearing the entire conversation. "Like a big doll!" Purple crud. Now I look like a big doll?
Well, opinions vary.
Mayhap I am a preppy doll.
Kitty, by the way, won't shut up about this judgement upon my attire. "Soooooooooo, Jassy! A doll, eh? A big doll!" she says, patting me on the back a bit harder than necassary. Seriously.
So sadistic.
Oh yeah, and she has now surpassed my height.
Actually, I don't care.
I have boobs!
So I win.
Hmm.
What else was I going to talk about?
Yesterday I was sofa king pissed at Dad, Sungmin, Zac, and everything in general.
My diary consisted of telling some of the reasons why I was pissed off, and it was very whiny.
Buuuuuuut.....
WOULDN'T YOU BE PISSED IF YOUR SO CALLED BEST FRIEND AMUSED HERSELF BY WATCHING 42 NINTH GRADERS KILL EACH OTHER ON A DESERTED ISLAND AND THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY AND YOUR DAD THINKS YOU'RE AN ABOMINATION ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH BECAUSE YOU TRIED TO STICK UP FOR YOURSELF SINCE ONLY BITCHES AND SONNOFABITCHES SURVIVE IN THE REAL WORLD AND THERE'S A FRIGGIN AWKWARD BOY IN YOUR GRADUATION CLASS AND A MILLION ANTS KEEP CLIMBING ON YOU AND YOU HAVE A SORE THROAT AND YOUR PERIOD ALL AT THE SAME FRIGGIN TIME????????!!!
Thank you.
I feel much better now.
But I AM fat.
Fatter than you.
Fatter than your grandma.
Fatter than your house.
I don't look like Heidi Montag, that's fo'shizzle.
Oh well.
Mom wants me to make a rice pilaf and a cake for when we go over to Halmoni's house later. (Our uncle is coming, so we're gonna PAR-TAYYY!) If it's still light out when we get there, I intend to play ninjas. Or maybe I'll gather up all the rose petals and strew them across the lawn singing sad songs. (My Immortal would be perfecto!) so I intend to have a very good time.
I always do.
Cause it's SUMMER!!!!!!!
And all the dicks in the world have to be concealed! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYYYYYYY!
xoxoxo~♥~
I really need to write that down sometime!
I mean, I'll expand upon the theme.
Oh yeah! I was gonna tell you something scary/creepy/funny!
Ok, so I was at CKC-Muzak, just wearing a normal outfit. (Tight white top, red plaid miniskirt, black knee high stockings, black ballet flats, two ponytails, and my Tsukasa hairband, which is just a white head band with bunny ears looking things) and one of the (scary!) dads came up. "Don't get mad or nothin," he said, using the wonderful dialect of the unemployed, "But can I ask you a question?" "Sure," I replied, wondering what it would be. "Well, does your mom make you dress that way?" he asked. "Or do you just do it by yourself?" Do it by myself! Well really! I would never do it period! Do you think I'm a slut? Ok, I'm kidding. What I really said was, "Oh, no, I just dress this way because I want to!" "Well, doesn't she look cute, Emily?" he asked to his little daughter who was standing there overhearing the entire conversation. "Like a big doll!" Purple crud. Now I look like a big doll?
Well, opinions vary.
Mayhap I am a preppy doll.
Kitty, by the way, won't shut up about this judgement upon my attire. "Soooooooooo, Jassy! A doll, eh? A big doll!" she says, patting me on the back a bit harder than necassary. Seriously.
So sadistic.
Oh yeah, and she has now surpassed my height.
Actually, I don't care.
I have boobs!
So I win.
Hmm.
What else was I going to talk about?
Yesterday I was sofa king pissed at Dad, Sungmin, Zac, and everything in general.
My diary consisted of telling some of the reasons why I was pissed off, and it was very whiny.
Buuuuuuut.....
WOULDN'T YOU BE PISSED IF YOUR SO CALLED BEST FRIEND AMUSED HERSELF BY WATCHING 42 NINTH GRADERS KILL EACH OTHER ON A DESERTED ISLAND AND THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY AND YOUR DAD THINKS YOU'RE AN ABOMINATION ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH BECAUSE YOU TRIED TO STICK UP FOR YOURSELF SINCE ONLY BITCHES AND SONNOFABITCHES SURVIVE IN THE REAL WORLD AND THERE'S A FRIGGIN AWKWARD BOY IN YOUR GRADUATION CLASS AND A MILLION ANTS KEEP CLIMBING ON YOU AND YOU HAVE A SORE THROAT AND YOUR PERIOD ALL AT THE SAME FRIGGIN TIME????????!!!
Thank you.
I feel much better now.
But I AM fat.
Fatter than you.
Fatter than your grandma.
Fatter than your house.
I don't look like Heidi Montag, that's fo'shizzle.
Oh well.
Mom wants me to make a rice pilaf and a cake for when we go over to Halmoni's house later. (Our uncle is coming, so we're gonna PAR-TAYYY!) If it's still light out when we get there, I intend to play ninjas. Or maybe I'll gather up all the rose petals and strew them across the lawn singing sad songs. (My Immortal would be perfecto!) so I intend to have a very good time.
I always do.
Cause it's SUMMER!!!!!!!
And all the dicks in the world have to be concealed! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYYYYYYY!
xoxoxo~♥~
Thursday, May 21, 2009
crud butter i forgot to do math ><
Crud biscuit, now I have to freakin go to a 8th grade graduation rehearsal!
Bleh.
Romeo, save me.
HAHAHAHAHA! I'm playing Perfect, and the audio paused for a minute, so it went, "now we can't go...BACK!" and accented the back. Well, it was funny when it played.
Stfu, Sungminnie.
I'm sorry, I can't be perfect!
Awwww, so sad. This be my song, yo.
Or it would be if anyone actually took any notice of what I do.
Actually, I think Imperfect Girl fits me better.
Ah, that song is surrounded by tradgedy! I tried to find it on iTunes AND I COULDN'T!!!!! WAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
*tears stream down cheeks*
I think Carlisle is like Ukitake.
Seeing how they're both all kind and all.
And they have lived for a vair vair long time.
Crap! I really don't want to go to rehearsal. It'sa be a frackin pain. Well, at least I can flirt with John. But still. Honestly, he's cute! Mwah! Unforchee, his mom said he's'a stay in solitary confinement during high school as well. More's the pity.
Oh yeah! I met my guidance counceller today!
She was nice.
But.
AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUU PURPLE FUCK BUTTER I'M FRIGGIN SCARED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I suppose I must hie myself hence from this fair computerre.
Even though I have not yet listened to Imperfect Girl.
Or Me Against The World.
Well, one more song cain't hurt, now cain it?
Eh.
I wanna go biking.
Let us see if I can slip out unnoticed.
Fare thee well!
xoxoxo~♥~
Bleh.
Romeo, save me.
HAHAHAHAHA! I'm playing Perfect, and the audio paused for a minute, so it went, "now we can't go...BACK!" and accented the back. Well, it was funny when it played.
Stfu, Sungminnie.
I'm sorry, I can't be perfect!
Awwww, so sad. This be my song, yo.
Or it would be if anyone actually took any notice of what I do.
Actually, I think Imperfect Girl fits me better.
Ah, that song is surrounded by tradgedy! I tried to find it on iTunes AND I COULDN'T!!!!! WAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
*tears stream down cheeks*
I think Carlisle is like Ukitake.
Seeing how they're both all kind and all.
And they have lived for a vair vair long time.
Crap! I really don't want to go to rehearsal. It'sa be a frackin pain. Well, at least I can flirt with John. But still. Honestly, he's cute! Mwah! Unforchee, his mom said he's'a stay in solitary confinement during high school as well. More's the pity.
Oh yeah! I met my guidance counceller today!
She was nice.
But.
AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUU PURPLE FUCK BUTTER I'M FRIGGIN SCARED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I suppose I must hie myself hence from this fair computerre.
Even though I have not yet listened to Imperfect Girl.
Or Me Against The World.
Well, one more song cain't hurt, now cain it?
Eh.
I wanna go biking.
Let us see if I can slip out unnoticed.
Fare thee well!
xoxoxo~♥~
meow
Man, Dad is sooooooo pissing me off!
And when I told him so, he just said, "Hmmph!" and turned on his iPod and sulked.
I didn't actually say "You're pissing me off", though, so you'd think he'd be a little more polite!
Anyway, I'm about to go off to meet the guidance counseller for Redlands High School, (I would call it RHS, but someone refers to RHS in every other sentence she-oops, they utter, so I'm not) which is really exciting and freakin scary both. Actually, mostly scary. I changed my mind, I don't WANT to go to high school!
Although, I don't think you can do that.
Not go to high school, I mean.
I'm pretty sure it's illegal.
And at any rate, what would I do?
Ok, so scratch that off the list. But still! I DON'T WANNA FRIGGIN GO!!!!!!!!
I admit it like the true bold woman I am! I am SCARED! Ok?
Eeeeesssssshhhhh!
And it does take me much courage to utter those few words. For, dear readers, in my heart I knowest that I am indeed a brave person. Well, I am.
I'm not scared of anything...
Wait, I'm scared of everything. Well, which is it?
I'm not sure, actually.
I'm scared of anything and everything when I'm in the right mood, and when I'm in another mood, I would gladly jump out of a moving airplane with no helicopter over Mount Vesuvius just to see what would happen.
I'm odd, ok?
I canna classify myself.
OH CRAP!
What if I see TiTi??!!!
Wait, I can't. She's still in eighth grade too.
NYAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh dear. What if I see Jade or any of Jade's evil psycho friends?
They are evil and psycho, you know. They laughed during Battle Royale! And then they laughed at me for crying. Boo.
So, naturally, I don't want to spend overmuch time with this group of people who think it is amusing and interesting to watch ninth graders be massacred.
Ugh, now Dad is slamming on me for wating to go to school (Not that I want to now)
And Sungmin is saying, "Oh yeah, that'd be fine!" He seems remarkably perky about the whole idea.
Oh yeah! We got boba yesterday! Yay! Oh, and something else too.
Very creepy and annoying.
Well, I'll tell you later.
Bye!
xoxoxo~♥~
And when I told him so, he just said, "Hmmph!" and turned on his iPod and sulked.
I didn't actually say "You're pissing me off", though, so you'd think he'd be a little more polite!
Anyway, I'm about to go off to meet the guidance counseller for Redlands High School, (I would call it RHS, but someone refers to RHS in every other sentence she-oops, they utter, so I'm not) which is really exciting and freakin scary both. Actually, mostly scary. I changed my mind, I don't WANT to go to high school!
Although, I don't think you can do that.
Not go to high school, I mean.
I'm pretty sure it's illegal.
And at any rate, what would I do?
Ok, so scratch that off the list. But still! I DON'T WANNA FRIGGIN GO!!!!!!!!
I admit it like the true bold woman I am! I am SCARED! Ok?
Eeeeesssssshhhhh!
And it does take me much courage to utter those few words. For, dear readers, in my heart I knowest that I am indeed a brave person. Well, I am.
I'm not scared of anything...
Wait, I'm scared of everything. Well, which is it?
I'm not sure, actually.
I'm scared of anything and everything when I'm in the right mood, and when I'm in another mood, I would gladly jump out of a moving airplane with no helicopter over Mount Vesuvius just to see what would happen.
I'm odd, ok?
I canna classify myself.
OH CRAP!
What if I see TiTi??!!!
Wait, I can't. She's still in eighth grade too.
NYAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh dear. What if I see Jade or any of Jade's evil psycho friends?
They are evil and psycho, you know. They laughed during Battle Royale! And then they laughed at me for crying. Boo.
So, naturally, I don't want to spend overmuch time with this group of people who think it is amusing and interesting to watch ninth graders be massacred.
Ugh, now Dad is slamming on me for wating to go to school (Not that I want to now)
And Sungmin is saying, "Oh yeah, that'd be fine!" He seems remarkably perky about the whole idea.
Oh yeah! We got boba yesterday! Yay! Oh, and something else too.
Very creepy and annoying.
Well, I'll tell you later.
Bye!
xoxoxo~♥~
Sunday, May 17, 2009
i been on da compwooter foreva
Oh NO!
I have freaking ORCHESTRA today! In just a bit, actually.
I have to leave at five.
Please, someone, shoot me now.
Or, no, better, shoot the Samuels'.
No, I didn't mean it. After all, they are quite elderly and therefore deserve respect.
Maybe.
But at any rate.
Bleh, I so effin hate orchestra! What the eff am I gonna do? Obviously, go into a cuncussion and die.
Or something.
Mehhhhhhhhhhhh why mehhhhhhhhh?
This sucks more than a blowjob with twice the ickypoo factor.
Or maybe more than twice.
Iunno.
It's worse than
EWWWWWWW I just got called by a freakin crazy psychopath!!!!!
So the phone rings.
I answer.
"Helloooo" (in a creepy crazy person voice)
"Um, hello?"
"..."
"Um, can I ask who is calling?"
"Helloooo"
"Er, hello,"
"Helloooooo"
"Uh, who is this?"
"Hellooooo"
"Um, I think I have the wrong number. Bye!"
*hangs up*
EW! I bet it was some old granny who forgot to take her medication and therefore is crank calling everyone who-
EEEEEEEEEK how the heck did she get my freakin NUMBER?? Did she steal it from the psycho ward's phone book or something? Purple crud! What is WRONG with this town?
...Or maybe it was Hope, crank-calling me.
She did get my number this morning.
Ugh, if it is, then I'mma be SO embarassed! I was talking in my Tohru voice that I use to talk on the phone, so I was sounding like.... Tohru.
She's gonna think I'm a wimp and then tell everyone and my social life will be OVERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
I'm dead.
Goodbye.
I have just lost faith in humankind.
I think I will listen to Panic Switch to cover my fearfulness.
Silverspun Pickups! BAY-bee!
Far be it from me to ever say "ftw" though.
For I am not what is known as a prep.
She has a creepy voice, though.
Oh well.
It just makes Amy Lee sound more tame and innocent in comparison.
Er, wait, that's not a good thing, is it.
Oh well.
I absolutely DON"T want to go to orchestroubledmind today. Can't stand it, I can't! I will soon die if I go!
I will listen to Lithium.
Liiiiiiiiiiiiiithiiiiuum....
I love this song.
I love Evanescence!
Amy Lee is gorgeous.
And no, I don't think she looks like Alice or Bella or whoever she's supposed to look like.
Blehhh, I'm tired.
Chinese school was fun today though.
Peaceful Cheese did come, so we were all having fun together.
I am SO hyper.
Which is why it would be a bad thing to have me scared of phone calls.
Hope and I were walking into the audotorium where we were practicing for graduation, and we were singing Circus at the top of our lungs. Sooo fun! Poor Priscilla, though, she doesn't know us as well, and she's a bit more reserved, so she was walking next to us with that sort of tolerantly amused smile. (She's in a different class then us, so 'tis understandable)
Oh well.
I must go get ready for my execution (again).
Last time Romeo popped out of no where and saved me.
Wait, noooooo that would mean Anthony is Romeo, and I don't think of him like that. We're just friends, kay?
Oh well. Romeo-who-is-not-Anthony saved me anyway.
Ohhhhh, speaking of the word "kay" did you see the FML about the guy who walked into the store and was checking out with a pretty clerk? She said, "how are you?" He said, "I'm gay." (instead of "good" or "okay" you see)
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that poor guy!
NYAH!
Oh-oh.
They are now home.
Farewell.
xoxoxo~♥~
I have freaking ORCHESTRA today! In just a bit, actually.
I have to leave at five.
Please, someone, shoot me now.
Or, no, better, shoot the Samuels'.
No, I didn't mean it. After all, they are quite elderly and therefore deserve respect.
Maybe.
But at any rate.
Bleh, I so effin hate orchestra! What the eff am I gonna do? Obviously, go into a cuncussion and die.
Or something.
Mehhhhhhhhhhhh why mehhhhhhhhh?
This sucks more than a blowjob with twice the ickypoo factor.
Or maybe more than twice.
Iunno.
It's worse than
EWWWWWWW I just got called by a freakin crazy psychopath!!!!!
So the phone rings.
I answer.
"Helloooo" (in a creepy crazy person voice)
"Um, hello?"
"..."
"Um, can I ask who is calling?"
"Helloooo"
"Er, hello,"
"Helloooooo"
"Uh, who is this?"
"Hellooooo"
"Um, I think I have the wrong number. Bye!"
*hangs up*
EW! I bet it was some old granny who forgot to take her medication and therefore is crank calling everyone who-
EEEEEEEEEK how the heck did she get my freakin NUMBER?? Did she steal it from the psycho ward's phone book or something? Purple crud! What is WRONG with this town?
...Or maybe it was Hope, crank-calling me.
She did get my number this morning.
Ugh, if it is, then I'mma be SO embarassed! I was talking in my Tohru voice that I use to talk on the phone, so I was sounding like.... Tohru.
She's gonna think I'm a wimp and then tell everyone and my social life will be OVERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
I'm dead.
Goodbye.
I have just lost faith in humankind.
I think I will listen to Panic Switch to cover my fearfulness.
Silverspun Pickups! BAY-bee!
Far be it from me to ever say "ftw" though.
For I am not what is known as a prep.
She has a creepy voice, though.
Oh well.
It just makes Amy Lee sound more tame and innocent in comparison.
Er, wait, that's not a good thing, is it.
Oh well.
I absolutely DON"T want to go to orchestroubledmind today. Can't stand it, I can't! I will soon die if I go!
I will listen to Lithium.
Liiiiiiiiiiiiiithiiiiuum....
I love this song.
I love Evanescence!
Amy Lee is gorgeous.
And no, I don't think she looks like Alice or Bella or whoever she's supposed to look like.
Blehhh, I'm tired.
Chinese school was fun today though.
Peaceful Cheese did come, so we were all having fun together.
I am SO hyper.
Which is why it would be a bad thing to have me scared of phone calls.
Hope and I were walking into the audotorium where we were practicing for graduation, and we were singing Circus at the top of our lungs. Sooo fun! Poor Priscilla, though, she doesn't know us as well, and she's a bit more reserved, so she was walking next to us with that sort of tolerantly amused smile. (She's in a different class then us, so 'tis understandable)
Oh well.
I must go get ready for my execution (again).
Last time Romeo popped out of no where and saved me.
Wait, noooooo that would mean Anthony is Romeo, and I don't think of him like that. We're just friends, kay?
Oh well. Romeo-who-is-not-Anthony saved me anyway.
Ohhhhh, speaking of the word "kay" did you see the FML about the guy who walked into the store and was checking out with a pretty clerk? She said, "how are you?" He said, "I'm gay." (instead of "good" or "okay" you see)
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that poor guy!
NYAH!
Oh-oh.
They are now home.
Farewell.
xoxoxo~♥~
Friday, May 15, 2009
field trippy
That would be marijuana wild from the field, no?
No. I'm kidding.
Oooooh, brb!
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED DESU!!!!!!!!!
I made a cake, coated it with powdered sugar, and gave it to the lady who is Sean Combs' neighbor. (Not really Sean Combs of course, I just call him that)
She was an older lady who had a really pretty house with classical music playing and all. (She invited me in) She seemed very happy, and said she's seen us in the church and playing in the Villa and also when I'm scootering around the neighborhood. She said she'd share the cake with her 94 year old mother.
Yay desu! ♥!
Now I just hope it tastes ok....
Oh yeah! Yesterday I went to Knottsberry Farm with some of the kids in my 8th grade graduation class! It was sooooooooooo awesome! Apparently, I'm the token ditz of the group. We were all playing this game in the car, where you have to tell two truths and one lie about yourself and everyone has to guess which is which. So, everyone had me completely down pat. "Well, I know you do want to drive a sparkly pink BMW convertible with hearts because you want everything in pink." "I bet the one about you liking bananas is false, cause I bet your favorite fruit is strawberries." (It is) Me: I'm deathly afraid of spiders and snakes- Everyone: TRUE! Me: I have a huge phobia of talking in front of people- Everyone: FALSE! Me: I got lost walking around the block. Everyone: TRUE! ANd, as it may happen, they were right.
I turned out to be such a daredevil. I can't believe it! I went on every ride, even though I've never been on a roller coaster before yesterday. Only Briana was brave (or stupid) enough to try everything too. Man, we had to wait for like half an hour to go on this one ride! it was soooooo worth it, though! Super scary and awesome! I thought I was gonna die! ♥
I was acting really hyper and girly, basically just being myself. So it was awesome. And I actually was one of the more popular ones in the group! ♥
Are you surprised?
Welll you shouldn't be.
Nyah!
John was there too, and he actually lost his shyness and was totally fun! Although, whenever he looked anywhere besides me face he looked away in an embarassed manner. Wonder why?
Both the boys were acting un poco awkward around me at the end. How odd! They were nice during the middle!
We had good Group Solidarity.
I think I'm different than everyone else in the group, though, except maybe John, because I'm Asian.
So when Anthony (awkward dude, how dare he have the same name as Anthony?) spilled his soda all over the floor in the restaurant, he marched up to the cashier and told them to clean it up. But when I noticed it, I said (as any sane person would) that we should clean it up so as not to make trouble for anyone and he looked at me like I had just proposed marriage to a koala bear (i.e as if I were insane). And then, when we came out of the restaurant, I saw a little girl crying all by herself, so I naturally went over and tried to cheer her up until her mommy came back. Briana and Shia looked at me like I were a bit screwy. Seriously! They are so American!
I mean, they're my homies, and I love'em, but...
Still!
Oh yeah, and when we went to Del Taco, I didn't have much money left, because everything was so expensive. (Lunch was 13 bucks! Sozzly!) So I got a 99¢ taco. Then, when Briana's mom said she was paying, so I could get something more expensive, I naturally told her no, all the more reason to get something cheap. She looked terminally thunderstruck, and gasped something, but then subsided when she realized it would save her money.
I am indeed a different species.
I had a faaaaaaaaaabulouso time! Everyone laughed at me because I bought almost 15 bucks worth of candy (which, in the overpriced economy of amusement parks turns out to be like seven pounds). Well, what was I supposed to do? It all looked so good...
Lunch was so fun! Anthony and John said they wanted to go to panda Express, and Shia's little sister Elene said she would too, so I went with them because-well, because i did.
So there were two boys and two girls, just like a double date! (Briana's mom didn't come, evidently trusting me to be the maternal figure in the party) John sat down next to me. (Oh and he did at Del Taco too ♥)
The food was yummy, but soooooooo overpriced! Sozzly!
I loved the ride where you go through splashy water in a raft. Briana, Anthony, John, and me went all together, and we were having soooooo much fun getting drenched! I remarked, as we were about to start, "Oooh this is so romantic like an old movie or some-EWWW!" The ew was when I got splashed with a huge wave of water and it went into my mouth.
I wanna go back now!
Super fun desu!
Probably Elene thinks I'm her onee-chan now.
It would have been better if John had kissed me at the end, but...
La, I'm kidding. I don't have feelings for him (even though I do like hanging out with him!), and he couldn't possibly have feelings for me, so there.
Everyone's eating my candy. Meowwww...
Dad just went to Hulda Crooks park to read the mail. Interesting.
Oh yeah! Charity wrote me yesterday, so I've gotta go read the letter and send one back! And also listen to some radio (Oh NO I'm sounding like Zac! Someone shoot me!) before sabbath.
Bye bye!
Love you!
xoxoxo~♥~
No. I'm kidding.
Oooooh, brb!
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED DESU!!!!!!!!!
I made a cake, coated it with powdered sugar, and gave it to the lady who is Sean Combs' neighbor. (Not really Sean Combs of course, I just call him that)
She was an older lady who had a really pretty house with classical music playing and all. (She invited me in) She seemed very happy, and said she's seen us in the church and playing in the Villa and also when I'm scootering around the neighborhood. She said she'd share the cake with her 94 year old mother.
Yay desu! ♥!
Now I just hope it tastes ok....
Oh yeah! Yesterday I went to Knottsberry Farm with some of the kids in my 8th grade graduation class! It was sooooooooooo awesome! Apparently, I'm the token ditz of the group. We were all playing this game in the car, where you have to tell two truths and one lie about yourself and everyone has to guess which is which. So, everyone had me completely down pat. "Well, I know you do want to drive a sparkly pink BMW convertible with hearts because you want everything in pink." "I bet the one about you liking bananas is false, cause I bet your favorite fruit is strawberries." (It is) Me: I'm deathly afraid of spiders and snakes- Everyone: TRUE! Me: I have a huge phobia of talking in front of people- Everyone: FALSE! Me: I got lost walking around the block. Everyone: TRUE! ANd, as it may happen, they were right.
I turned out to be such a daredevil. I can't believe it! I went on every ride, even though I've never been on a roller coaster before yesterday. Only Briana was brave (or stupid) enough to try everything too. Man, we had to wait for like half an hour to go on this one ride! it was soooooo worth it, though! Super scary and awesome! I thought I was gonna die! ♥
I was acting really hyper and girly, basically just being myself. So it was awesome. And I actually was one of the more popular ones in the group! ♥
Are you surprised?
Welll you shouldn't be.
Nyah!
John was there too, and he actually lost his shyness and was totally fun! Although, whenever he looked anywhere besides me face he looked away in an embarassed manner. Wonder why?
Both the boys were acting un poco awkward around me at the end. How odd! They were nice during the middle!
We had good Group Solidarity.
I think I'm different than everyone else in the group, though, except maybe John, because I'm Asian.
So when Anthony (awkward dude, how dare he have the same name as Anthony?) spilled his soda all over the floor in the restaurant, he marched up to the cashier and told them to clean it up. But when I noticed it, I said (as any sane person would) that we should clean it up so as not to make trouble for anyone and he looked at me like I had just proposed marriage to a koala bear (i.e as if I were insane). And then, when we came out of the restaurant, I saw a little girl crying all by herself, so I naturally went over and tried to cheer her up until her mommy came back. Briana and Shia looked at me like I were a bit screwy. Seriously! They are so American!
I mean, they're my homies, and I love'em, but...
Still!
Oh yeah, and when we went to Del Taco, I didn't have much money left, because everything was so expensive. (Lunch was 13 bucks! Sozzly!) So I got a 99¢ taco. Then, when Briana's mom said she was paying, so I could get something more expensive, I naturally told her no, all the more reason to get something cheap. She looked terminally thunderstruck, and gasped something, but then subsided when she realized it would save her money.
I am indeed a different species.
I had a faaaaaaaaaabulouso time! Everyone laughed at me because I bought almost 15 bucks worth of candy (which, in the overpriced economy of amusement parks turns out to be like seven pounds). Well, what was I supposed to do? It all looked so good...
Lunch was so fun! Anthony and John said they wanted to go to panda Express, and Shia's little sister Elene said she would too, so I went with them because-well, because i did.
So there were two boys and two girls, just like a double date! (Briana's mom didn't come, evidently trusting me to be the maternal figure in the party) John sat down next to me. (Oh and he did at Del Taco too ♥)
The food was yummy, but soooooooo overpriced! Sozzly!
I loved the ride where you go through splashy water in a raft. Briana, Anthony, John, and me went all together, and we were having soooooo much fun getting drenched! I remarked, as we were about to start, "Oooh this is so romantic like an old movie or some-EWWW!" The ew was when I got splashed with a huge wave of water and it went into my mouth.
I wanna go back now!
Super fun desu!
Probably Elene thinks I'm her onee-chan now.
It would have been better if John had kissed me at the end, but...
La, I'm kidding. I don't have feelings for him (even though I do like hanging out with him!), and he couldn't possibly have feelings for me, so there.
Everyone's eating my candy. Meowwww...
Dad just went to Hulda Crooks park to read the mail. Interesting.
Oh yeah! Charity wrote me yesterday, so I've gotta go read the letter and send one back! And also listen to some radio (Oh NO I'm sounding like Zac! Someone shoot me!) before sabbath.
Bye bye!
Love you!
xoxoxo~♥~
Monday, May 11, 2009
i WILL be preppy! so there!
Eeeyo.
Man, I woke up and looked at the clock and it said 1:44! I was like WOAH! So I got up and woke up Kitty, and then when I looked at the clock downstairs, what did I see? A bold, big, bright 10:42. My clock got all weirded out cuz someone unplugged it.
And I was wondering why I was so tired! Crud!
Don't worry! I've never slept past 1:00 before! Fear notteset thou!
At any rate, I'm as bored as a board.
And I really don't want to go to Spanish class today.
What a pain in the ass.
It's not that I don't like it, it's just that I don't wanna go and also it's a total pain. Would you like it?
Oh, probably.
I'm just an imperfect girl after all. I know nothing.
Isn't that right, honey bunny?
No, I have no idea who I'm even talking to.
Ugh, I just remembered.
TiTi The Princess Of Joy showed up in my dream last night. It was really annoying. Here I was having this nice dream, and suddenly TiTi sticks her head in my face (she was hanging upside down from a bunk bed that appeared out of no where) and insults me! Nice chica, eh?
Sozzly.
I have decided that nothing you do is ever gonna stop me, and nothing you say today is ever gonna bring me down.
Therefore, I am now going to be as preppy as I possibly can preppily prep, at least when I'm around Jade. When I go to the hospital next, I think I'll dress head-to-toe pink (That is NOT preppy, though, bitch!) (Not saying Jade's a bitch, just saying.) and wear braids. And knee socks. ANd quite possibly a clip-on tie.
Oh, and no makeup.
Wait noooooooooo! I can't stand that! I will NOT sacrifice my integrityful personality in favor of someone else's twisted standards ever aGAIN! I will wear a ton of makeup! I WILL! I WILL!!!!!!
So there! Stick that up your butt and smoke it!
Cha!
Hmmm.... I think I'll act as cheerful and perky as I possibly can. And, since you know me by now, you must also know that that is mighty perky!
"Hey-lo!!! ♥" chirps Jasmine, walking into the room, dressed head to toe pink with knee socks underneath her plaid miniskirt and a tie over her button down blouse. She flips one of her adorably shiny braids and blows a kiss, emphasizing her impossibly glossy lips. "You look...." Jade trails off, realizing that her friend actually looks really cute, and it would be quite futile to argue. "You look like a PREP!" howls TiTi, walking in. Jasmine winks, showing off her amazingly perfect eyeliner, mascara, and eyeshadow, all in shades of pink or purple (except her mascara is inky black.) "I'm so very glad to hear it! ♥" she chirps again. TiTi's eyes travel over jasmine's outift, and come to rest on her enormous boobs. "You look like a pr~ep..." she reiterates unconvincingly. "Ok! ♥" sings jassy, and then calls out to a random hot guy standing there watching this exchange with much amusement. "Why are you standing there like a loner?" Join in the conversation! ♥" "Well, now that you've invited me," says the guy flirtily. "You know I can't pass up an oppurtunity to hang out with a cute girl!" "Why thaaaaaaank you!" squawks TiTi, thinking he's talking to her. "Uh, I did say cute girls," says the guy. "I could do without the ugly ones." he turns his back on TiTi, and begins to talk to Jasmine, who's smooth, sexy suaveness steals his heart. "Wait!" cries TiTi. "You do know that she's a prep, do you not?" She is so upset at being called ugly that she is beginning to talk like Sir Lancelot. "Prep or princess, it doesn't matter to me," says the guy, smiling at Jasmine, "But I think it's more of the latter!" "Oh, cool your jets, Romeo," says Jassy, looking at him with The Power Of Flirtiness. "Do you want to scare me away? ♥" "TiTiiiiiiiiiii!" cries a voice, and a drop dead hideous girl dressed in Dungeons And Dragons attire rushes in. "My love! Are you cheating on me?" "I..." whispers TiTi, realizing that she is. (Or at least attempting to) "This is it, then!" snaps the girl. "You cannot have a relationship without trust! Goodbye! I am leaving you for the nerd in my math class who does her homework as soon as she gets it and writes Twilight fanfiction for fun!" "Come back!" sobs TiTi, but it is of no avail. Her girlfriend is gone for good, along with her heart. Jassy and the hot guy are going out, and everyone in school finds her the laughing stock of society, so all around, TiTi has lost by her bitchiness, and Jassy has found herself a boyfriend and is loved by everyone in the hearts of all. The end. ♥
Oh my! I guess I got carried away!
...You are a worthy opponent, Hatsuharu Sohma!"
\Ewwww, I'm a crazy fangirl.
Someone please shoot me now.
With a baka gun.
NOOOOOOO! I'mma doin it again!
Sozzly!
Poor TiTi. I bet she writes Twilight fanfiction.
"Then Edward, with a glowing smoulder in his tawny golden eyes, bent down to kiss the lips of TiTi, who's reclining form had not stirred. "My love!" he hissed urgently, hoping to breathe life into her from the depths of his own heart. "My love! Please, please speak to me!" TiTi felt something pulling her out of the darkness. Was that golden voice... could it be... she closed her eyes again, as the dark billowing clouds of pain overtook her. "No... Edward..." she just managed to whisper, while the tears stung the back of her eyes. "My LOVE!" roared Edward. "Who has done this! Who has hurt you! My LOVE!!!!" His muscles flexed with rage, as he threw back his head and gave a mighty sob for the girl who had given her life for to save him. Just then, with the last vestiges of her strength, TiTi opened her eyes!"
Yeah. I bet it's like that.
Or maybe she wants to get with Alice.
Heheheheheh... *chuckles*
No, lo siento, señorita perrita. I did not mean to make fun of you.
Actually, I did.
Oooooh crud biscuit, Dad wants Zac to play a game of chess with someone.
Like the fresh refreshing winter breeze in autumn, I shall be gone.
I wish not to playeth the chess.
Farewelll!
xoxoxo~♥~
Man, I woke up and looked at the clock and it said 1:44! I was like WOAH! So I got up and woke up Kitty, and then when I looked at the clock downstairs, what did I see? A bold, big, bright 10:42. My clock got all weirded out cuz someone unplugged it.
And I was wondering why I was so tired! Crud!
Don't worry! I've never slept past 1:00 before! Fear notteset thou!
At any rate, I'm as bored as a board.
And I really don't want to go to Spanish class today.
What a pain in the ass.
It's not that I don't like it, it's just that I don't wanna go and also it's a total pain. Would you like it?
Oh, probably.
I'm just an imperfect girl after all. I know nothing.
Isn't that right, honey bunny?
No, I have no idea who I'm even talking to.
Ugh, I just remembered.
TiTi The Princess Of Joy showed up in my dream last night. It was really annoying. Here I was having this nice dream, and suddenly TiTi sticks her head in my face (she was hanging upside down from a bunk bed that appeared out of no where) and insults me! Nice chica, eh?
Sozzly.
I have decided that nothing you do is ever gonna stop me, and nothing you say today is ever gonna bring me down.
Therefore, I am now going to be as preppy as I possibly can preppily prep, at least when I'm around Jade. When I go to the hospital next, I think I'll dress head-to-toe pink (That is NOT preppy, though, bitch!) (Not saying Jade's a bitch, just saying.) and wear braids. And knee socks. ANd quite possibly a clip-on tie.
Oh, and no makeup.
Wait noooooooooo! I can't stand that! I will NOT sacrifice my integrityful personality in favor of someone else's twisted standards ever aGAIN! I will wear a ton of makeup! I WILL! I WILL!!!!!!
So there! Stick that up your butt and smoke it!
Cha!
Hmmm.... I think I'll act as cheerful and perky as I possibly can. And, since you know me by now, you must also know that that is mighty perky!
"Hey-lo!!! ♥" chirps Jasmine, walking into the room, dressed head to toe pink with knee socks underneath her plaid miniskirt and a tie over her button down blouse. She flips one of her adorably shiny braids and blows a kiss, emphasizing her impossibly glossy lips. "You look...." Jade trails off, realizing that her friend actually looks really cute, and it would be quite futile to argue. "You look like a PREP!" howls TiTi, walking in. Jasmine winks, showing off her amazingly perfect eyeliner, mascara, and eyeshadow, all in shades of pink or purple (except her mascara is inky black.) "I'm so very glad to hear it! ♥" she chirps again. TiTi's eyes travel over jasmine's outift, and come to rest on her enormous boobs. "You look like a pr~ep..." she reiterates unconvincingly. "Ok! ♥" sings jassy, and then calls out to a random hot guy standing there watching this exchange with much amusement. "Why are you standing there like a loner?" Join in the conversation! ♥" "Well, now that you've invited me," says the guy flirtily. "You know I can't pass up an oppurtunity to hang out with a cute girl!" "Why thaaaaaaank you!" squawks TiTi, thinking he's talking to her. "Uh, I did say cute girls," says the guy. "I could do without the ugly ones." he turns his back on TiTi, and begins to talk to Jasmine, who's smooth, sexy suaveness steals his heart. "Wait!" cries TiTi. "You do know that she's a prep, do you not?" She is so upset at being called ugly that she is beginning to talk like Sir Lancelot. "Prep or princess, it doesn't matter to me," says the guy, smiling at Jasmine, "But I think it's more of the latter!" "Oh, cool your jets, Romeo," says Jassy, looking at him with The Power Of Flirtiness. "Do you want to scare me away? ♥" "TiTiiiiiiiiiii!" cries a voice, and a drop dead hideous girl dressed in Dungeons And Dragons attire rushes in. "My love! Are you cheating on me?" "I..." whispers TiTi, realizing that she is. (Or at least attempting to) "This is it, then!" snaps the girl. "You cannot have a relationship without trust! Goodbye! I am leaving you for the nerd in my math class who does her homework as soon as she gets it and writes Twilight fanfiction for fun!" "Come back!" sobs TiTi, but it is of no avail. Her girlfriend is gone for good, along with her heart. Jassy and the hot guy are going out, and everyone in school finds her the laughing stock of society, so all around, TiTi has lost by her bitchiness, and Jassy has found herself a boyfriend and is loved by everyone in the hearts of all. The end. ♥
Oh my! I guess I got carried away!
...You are a worthy opponent, Hatsuharu Sohma!"
\Ewwww, I'm a crazy fangirl.
Someone please shoot me now.
With a baka gun.
NOOOOOOO! I'mma doin it again!
Sozzly!
Poor TiTi. I bet she writes Twilight fanfiction.
"Then Edward, with a glowing smoulder in his tawny golden eyes, bent down to kiss the lips of TiTi, who's reclining form had not stirred. "My love!" he hissed urgently, hoping to breathe life into her from the depths of his own heart. "My love! Please, please speak to me!" TiTi felt something pulling her out of the darkness. Was that golden voice... could it be... she closed her eyes again, as the dark billowing clouds of pain overtook her. "No... Edward..." she just managed to whisper, while the tears stung the back of her eyes. "My LOVE!" roared Edward. "Who has done this! Who has hurt you! My LOVE!!!!" His muscles flexed with rage, as he threw back his head and gave a mighty sob for the girl who had given her life for to save him. Just then, with the last vestiges of her strength, TiTi opened her eyes!"
Yeah. I bet it's like that.
Or maybe she wants to get with Alice.
Heheheheheh... *chuckles*
No, lo siento, señorita perrita. I did not mean to make fun of you.
Actually, I did.
Oooooh crud biscuit, Dad wants Zac to play a game of chess with someone.
Like the fresh refreshing winter breeze in autumn, I shall be gone.
I wish not to playeth the chess.
Farewelll!
xoxoxo~♥~
Sunday, May 10, 2009
happy mom's day, luv!
Chihuahua!
Chinese school was sooooo fun!
I get to have a main role in our convo club dialogue and model it juicy! Sweeeeeet!
Nathan's Chinese name is "Peaceful Cheese".WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Hope's name is "Hao" which means Good. Zac's is Young Jun which means "Eternally Upright."
NYAH!
I have the only good one! Uwahahahaha-
Wait. My name means "Beautiful Virtue."
I sound like a nun.
WAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Although my name is fun to say. "Mei Zhen." Just try sayin it! It's fun!
Oh yayayayayay! I finally got my one of a kind designer bag from Teen Vogue! I'm so happy!
♥ ♥ ♥
Except it's a bit ugly.
Just a bit.
But you know.
I am very well liked in Chinese school.
Even by Hope, who is so much like Elizabeth it's scary. Actually, she is a bit different. For one thing, she's Indonesian. And.... oh, Iunno. She's very blunt. (But not like TiTi The BitChi)
Hope: One of my friends ran up to this other girl and squeezed both her boobs.
Me: WTF?
Hope: I'd bet she'd like to squeeze yours too. No offense, but they're really big.
Me: Eh, well, y'know, it's just...
Oh well. I know I am big on top. It's just contributes to my charm.
I am NOT a ditz, though!
Sozzly!
Everyone still remembers the ill-fated Jasmine Kick.
That was the time I was chasing Nathan because he wouldn't show me his phone, and Hope was doing a Kyo Kick (from some anime or other) so I jumped in the air and kicked him in the butt yelling "JASMINE KICK!" at the top of my lungs. He didn't seem to feel it, but I fell down with a very astonished expression on my face. Man, I twisted my ankle too! It hurt!
But bravely, I did not show it. Nay, I merely ventured on with my nerves of steel and face of iron.
Indeed.
Well, except for a little complaining.
A very little.
But well, that's expected when suffers a grievous wound like I did.
They say things like, "Normal people wouldn't fall down after kicking someone!" and "Why don't you do your Jasmine Kick and take him out, eh?" Boo hoo. I'm so underappreciated.
Oh well! Its fine!
Mom is making me listen to Down At The Twist And Shout because I made the mistake of asking what song I should do next.
Lovely.
Actually, it's not that bad. It's kind of lively.
But still.
Chica, you need to work on titles!
"Alligator stew"???
WTF! EW!
Where was I? Oh yeah. So at the end of Chinese school, we were rehearsing for the graduation, so they told us to go learn kung fu. So we all went over, but hardly did we get there, when they told us that "the girls" had to do something else, so me and Hope went off, complaining all the way.
And what were we doing?
Dancing with scarves.
Actually, I didn't mind, because it involves doing a sexy model walk to the front of the stage and striking a pose.
Sweet!
Oh, and in Convo Club, since I'm one of the xingxing pupils, I get to be one of two main people for the dialugoes we're doing! Yay! Cause I'm the only one in the whole club who likes to talk in front of crowds.
Ok, I admit, I'm a complete "ham" as mom says!
Don't kill me!
Cheese.
No, I mean Peaceful Cheese.
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!
Owwie, my ass is sore.
Hope kept slapping it.
Oh well.
I get to be the cute character in our little club.
Zac is the loner, I guess.
WAHAHAHAHAHA! He frees his mind at night! NYAH!
I'm listening to my new theme song. Teardrops On My Guitar.
My theme song.
WAAAH!
Oh well, I don't care. I'm always hyped up when I come back from Chinese school.
And dance class.
But never orchestra.
BOOOOOOOOO!
Oh well. It was actually fine last week. I wandered over to talk to Topaz and Anthony cause I was bored and I figured I hadn't anything else to lose since I was already miserable as eff, so I did, and actually it was a lot of fun! I love my homies!
Anthiny shared his gum with me.
It was yummy, too.
Strawberry and cinnamon.
And it was pink!
Oh shiz, I didn't practice my orchestra music! Well! that's just too bad!
Maybe we'll even have sectionals!
My, how terrible! What would I do?
Chuwahaha!
Stick that-
Um, never mind.
The thought of Mrs. Samuel having a butt bothers me.
As it would anyone.
For I am normal, am I not?
Even if I do fall down while doing Jasmine Kicks.
Oh well.
Dad is sick right now.
He's taking a nap.
So I probably shouldn't be listening to music.
But oh well.
It's his own darn fault, so he deserves it.
'Ey, maybe I should listen to Perfect so it can seep into his brain while he's asleeping! Not that he notices if I'm perfect or not.
But for Zac.
Ok, I will, but I want to listen to Your Love Found Me first. (Seriously, what's with the trend of sucky titles?)
Oh, we have ice cream! I'mma get some! Ice cream, ice cream, ice creeeeeaaammmm! ♥
Ok, now I have ice cream and music! What more do I need?
I thinkie I'll go read FML before we have to go the strickin fricken singing.
B'Bye!
xoxoxo~♥~
Chinese school was sooooo fun!
I get to have a main role in our convo club dialogue and model it juicy! Sweeeeeet!
Nathan's Chinese name is "Peaceful Cheese".WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Hope's name is "Hao" which means Good. Zac's is Young Jun which means "Eternally Upright."
NYAH!
I have the only good one! Uwahahahaha-
Wait. My name means "Beautiful Virtue."
I sound like a nun.
WAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Although my name is fun to say. "Mei Zhen." Just try sayin it! It's fun!
Oh yayayayayay! I finally got my one of a kind designer bag from Teen Vogue! I'm so happy!
♥ ♥ ♥
Except it's a bit ugly.
Just a bit.
But you know.
I am very well liked in Chinese school.
Even by Hope, who is so much like Elizabeth it's scary. Actually, she is a bit different. For one thing, she's Indonesian. And.... oh, Iunno. She's very blunt. (But not like TiTi The BitChi)
Hope: One of my friends ran up to this other girl and squeezed both her boobs.
Me: WTF?
Hope: I'd bet she'd like to squeeze yours too. No offense, but they're really big.
Me: Eh, well, y'know, it's just...
Oh well. I know I am big on top. It's just contributes to my charm.
I am NOT a ditz, though!
Sozzly!
Everyone still remembers the ill-fated Jasmine Kick.
That was the time I was chasing Nathan because he wouldn't show me his phone, and Hope was doing a Kyo Kick (from some anime or other) so I jumped in the air and kicked him in the butt yelling "JASMINE KICK!" at the top of my lungs. He didn't seem to feel it, but I fell down with a very astonished expression on my face. Man, I twisted my ankle too! It hurt!
But bravely, I did not show it. Nay, I merely ventured on with my nerves of steel and face of iron.
Indeed.
Well, except for a little complaining.
A very little.
But well, that's expected when suffers a grievous wound like I did.
They say things like, "Normal people wouldn't fall down after kicking someone!" and "Why don't you do your Jasmine Kick and take him out, eh?" Boo hoo. I'm so underappreciated.
Oh well! Its fine!
Mom is making me listen to Down At The Twist And Shout because I made the mistake of asking what song I should do next.
Lovely.
Actually, it's not that bad. It's kind of lively.
But still.
Chica, you need to work on titles!
"Alligator stew"???
WTF! EW!
Where was I? Oh yeah. So at the end of Chinese school, we were rehearsing for the graduation, so they told us to go learn kung fu. So we all went over, but hardly did we get there, when they told us that "the girls" had to do something else, so me and Hope went off, complaining all the way.
And what were we doing?
Dancing with scarves.
Actually, I didn't mind, because it involves doing a sexy model walk to the front of the stage and striking a pose.
Sweet!
Oh, and in Convo Club, since I'm one of the xingxing pupils, I get to be one of two main people for the dialugoes we're doing! Yay! Cause I'm the only one in the whole club who likes to talk in front of crowds.
Ok, I admit, I'm a complete "ham" as mom says!
Don't kill me!
Cheese.
No, I mean Peaceful Cheese.
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!
Owwie, my ass is sore.
Hope kept slapping it.
Oh well.
I get to be the cute character in our little club.
Zac is the loner, I guess.
WAHAHAHAHAHA! He frees his mind at night! NYAH!
I'm listening to my new theme song. Teardrops On My Guitar.
My theme song.
WAAAH!
Oh well, I don't care. I'm always hyped up when I come back from Chinese school.
And dance class.
But never orchestra.
BOOOOOOOOO!
Oh well. It was actually fine last week. I wandered over to talk to Topaz and Anthony cause I was bored and I figured I hadn't anything else to lose since I was already miserable as eff, so I did, and actually it was a lot of fun! I love my homies!
Anthiny shared his gum with me.
It was yummy, too.
Strawberry and cinnamon.
And it was pink!
Oh shiz, I didn't practice my orchestra music! Well! that's just too bad!
Maybe we'll even have sectionals!
My, how terrible! What would I do?
Chuwahaha!
Stick that-
Um, never mind.
The thought of Mrs. Samuel having a butt bothers me.
As it would anyone.
For I am normal, am I not?
Even if I do fall down while doing Jasmine Kicks.
Oh well.
Dad is sick right now.
He's taking a nap.
So I probably shouldn't be listening to music.
But oh well.
It's his own darn fault, so he deserves it.
'Ey, maybe I should listen to Perfect so it can seep into his brain while he's asleeping! Not that he notices if I'm perfect or not.
But for Zac.
Ok, I will, but I want to listen to Your Love Found Me first. (Seriously, what's with the trend of sucky titles?)
Oh, we have ice cream! I'mma get some! Ice cream, ice cream, ice creeeeeaaammmm! ♥
Ok, now I have ice cream and music! What more do I need?
I thinkie I'll go read FML before we have to go the strickin fricken singing.
B'Bye!
xoxoxo~♥~
Saturday, May 9, 2009
retreat actually didn't suck!!!!!!
Seriously, it's sofa king hot outside, I think I'mma melt or go down in flames or both.
Which is nice.
Cause, as y'all should totally know by now, summer is my favorite season.
I realizee... I neva wrote about da retweat, did I. It....
Well, I hate to say this, as it may be misconstrued to sound like I like orchestra, but...
It did NOT suck!
I almost fainted in shock when I realized that it didn't suck.
I mean, it was so... I mean I thought...
Well, to cut a long story short, I met three very nice people and re-met one person I already knew, and got to hang out with them all weekend.
Two of them were trombonists.
Which had Mom reeling in shock when she found out.
Their names were Topaz (yes, yet another person with a jewel name, seriously) and Anthony. They were friends with Cindy, who plays cello, so I just hung out with them all the time. When I had to be with my cabin, I hung out with another girl I met, named Miri, who doesn't seem to know very many people and sits next to me (in the seconds.)
I tried to keep track of Jacquelyn, since she didn't know anyone either, but as soon as I turned my back, she would be running off (to do what is anyone's guess! Like I said, she doesn't know anyone.). Man! Then, since I had been their for two years and presumably knew my ways around, Mrs. Samuel put me in charge of another little cellist who didn't know anyone. She followed me around like a little chick, I felt so maternal! Or babysitter-ish.
(Not like my babysitters, like good babysitters.)
So all in all, retreat was actually really fun!
Yay!
I'm so happy now.
I did hang out with some others too, like the percussionists, Mary and David who I met last year, and Nia, who plays viola and is soooooo nice I swear. David was in Zac's cabin, and apparently was talking about me as "the girl with the interesting/flashy sense of style." Loveleee... I didn't know I was wearing "interesting" clothes.
Actually, I'm glad.
Yay desu!
Fizzleshit, I have to go get dressed for a fuck-bucking sweet frickin pervalicious ickypoo disgusting-o Misery Ensemble.
a.k.a "Mission Ensemble".
Their mission is to make everyone as unhappy as possible.
Fuck bucket.
Bye.
xoxoxo~♥~
Which is nice.
Cause, as y'all should totally know by now, summer is my favorite season.
I realizee... I neva wrote about da retweat, did I. It....
Well, I hate to say this, as it may be misconstrued to sound like I like orchestra, but...
It did NOT suck!
I almost fainted in shock when I realized that it didn't suck.
I mean, it was so... I mean I thought...
Well, to cut a long story short, I met three very nice people and re-met one person I already knew, and got to hang out with them all weekend.
Two of them were trombonists.
Which had Mom reeling in shock when she found out.
Their names were Topaz (yes, yet another person with a jewel name, seriously) and Anthony. They were friends with Cindy, who plays cello, so I just hung out with them all the time. When I had to be with my cabin, I hung out with another girl I met, named Miri, who doesn't seem to know very many people and sits next to me (in the seconds.)
I tried to keep track of Jacquelyn, since she didn't know anyone either, but as soon as I turned my back, she would be running off (to do what is anyone's guess! Like I said, she doesn't know anyone.). Man! Then, since I had been their for two years and presumably knew my ways around, Mrs. Samuel put me in charge of another little cellist who didn't know anyone. She followed me around like a little chick, I felt so maternal! Or babysitter-ish.
(Not like my babysitters, like good babysitters.)
So all in all, retreat was actually really fun!
Yay!
I'm so happy now.
I did hang out with some others too, like the percussionists, Mary and David who I met last year, and Nia, who plays viola and is soooooo nice I swear. David was in Zac's cabin, and apparently was talking about me as "the girl with the interesting/flashy sense of style." Loveleee... I didn't know I was wearing "interesting" clothes.
Actually, I'm glad.
Yay desu!
Fizzleshit, I have to go get dressed for a fuck-bucking sweet frickin pervalicious ickypoo disgusting-o Misery Ensemble.
a.k.a "Mission Ensemble".
Their mission is to make everyone as unhappy as possible.
Fuck bucket.
Bye.
xoxoxo~♥~
Friday, May 1, 2009
very brattiness much of here
Fuck bucket, I am SOOOOOOOOOO pissed at the world right now!
You ask WHY? Dumbass, figure it out yo damn self!
I HATE mission ensemble with a passion usually reserved for Romeo and Juliet on their first married night together! It's full of perverts, gross chewing people, mean people, and horrible music. So basically, it sucks like a blowjob, but without any of the fun. (The guy has fun. The girl prolly doesn't.)
I also am extremely pissed at Sungmin.
Also at myself, because instead of practicing like the good little girl that I am, I watched anime on yooutube, and now I feel like assorted characters. But mostly like some of the many creepy perverts from Misery Ensemble. Honestyl, I don't see why Dad is friends with them! They're HIDEOUSLY fugly, and they have the social skills of King Kong. Oh, and their playing sucks. Any questions?
You know, my chest isn't that big. Not compared to my gut, anyway. I should SO go on a diet, but I don't have the discipline. I wanted to become anorexic, but I don't have the discipline for that either.
Fuck NO I am NOT going out to catch the fucking pigs! You fucking put them out so you should fucking catch them your fucking self! (And I mean it when I say Mom better not read this!)
Sungmin: why don't you help us catch the pigs?
Me: Why don't you?
Sungmin: Why don't YOU?
Me: Honestly, why don't you go lead by example?
Sungmin: Lead by example? What's that?
Me:You are just too dumb.
Sungmin: No I'm not! How?
MeL Don't you know what it means to lead by example?
Sungmin: Yes, of course I do!
Me: Then why are you playing dumb?
Sungmin: I'm not!
Me: Then it must be your natural brain capacity.
I know, I know, I was speaking very harshly, and that actually is unusual for me, no matter what I write. But hey, you can't blame me, I'm REALLY pissed!
I hardly ever say anything bad about a person to their face, and I don't like talking behind their backs either, but I do that too. Ugh, I'm very dispicable. Come ON! I KNOW I spelled "dispicable" right! Shove it!
Sometimes I'm extremely cocky and arrogant, and other times I'm depressed and emo-licious. Like now. It mostly happens when I'm pissed, so I try not to get pissed much. It's unpleasant for everyone involved, and once you start, it's not easy to stop again. Like, once you've done the whole tantrum bit, complete with locking yourself in your room, (which I can't do, because my room doesn't even have a frickin lock) screaming how you hate everyone, and announcing that you are going to run away, it's very hard to get back to your cheerful sunshine personality. So I try not to.
But it's hard, because I'm selfish enough to want to show my feelings to everyone and have them pamper and comfort me all the time. Just like a gifted brat.
But sigh, I'm sounding rather gifted even now, aren't I.
But screw that, this is my secret blog! This is where I write things like that so I won't have to unload them onto everyone else!
(I'm not good at bottling things up yet, but I shall indeed learn.)
Indeed.
For it was one of my New Years' resolutions.
Yes.
Ahhhhhhh crud biscuit with a moldy cherry on top! I have to go fuckin practice!!!
Wake me up when september ends.
Blahhhhhh.
xoxoxo~♥~
You ask WHY? Dumbass, figure it out yo damn self!
I HATE mission ensemble with a passion usually reserved for Romeo and Juliet on their first married night together! It's full of perverts, gross chewing people, mean people, and horrible music. So basically, it sucks like a blowjob, but without any of the fun. (The guy has fun. The girl prolly doesn't.)
I also am extremely pissed at Sungmin.
Also at myself, because instead of practicing like the good little girl that I am, I watched anime on yooutube, and now I feel like assorted characters. But mostly like some of the many creepy perverts from Misery Ensemble. Honestyl, I don't see why Dad is friends with them! They're HIDEOUSLY fugly, and they have the social skills of King Kong. Oh, and their playing sucks. Any questions?
You know, my chest isn't that big. Not compared to my gut, anyway. I should SO go on a diet, but I don't have the discipline. I wanted to become anorexic, but I don't have the discipline for that either.
Fuck NO I am NOT going out to catch the fucking pigs! You fucking put them out so you should fucking catch them your fucking self! (And I mean it when I say Mom better not read this!)
Sungmin: why don't you help us catch the pigs?
Me: Why don't you?
Sungmin: Why don't YOU?
Me: Honestly, why don't you go lead by example?
Sungmin: Lead by example? What's that?
Me:You are just too dumb.
Sungmin: No I'm not! How?
MeL Don't you know what it means to lead by example?
Sungmin: Yes, of course I do!
Me: Then why are you playing dumb?
Sungmin: I'm not!
Me: Then it must be your natural brain capacity.
I know, I know, I was speaking very harshly, and that actually is unusual for me, no matter what I write. But hey, you can't blame me, I'm REALLY pissed!
I hardly ever say anything bad about a person to their face, and I don't like talking behind their backs either, but I do that too. Ugh, I'm very dispicable. Come ON! I KNOW I spelled "dispicable" right! Shove it!
Sometimes I'm extremely cocky and arrogant, and other times I'm depressed and emo-licious. Like now. It mostly happens when I'm pissed, so I try not to get pissed much. It's unpleasant for everyone involved, and once you start, it's not easy to stop again. Like, once you've done the whole tantrum bit, complete with locking yourself in your room, (which I can't do, because my room doesn't even have a frickin lock) screaming how you hate everyone, and announcing that you are going to run away, it's very hard to get back to your cheerful sunshine personality. So I try not to.
But it's hard, because I'm selfish enough to want to show my feelings to everyone and have them pamper and comfort me all the time. Just like a gifted brat.
But sigh, I'm sounding rather gifted even now, aren't I.
But screw that, this is my secret blog! This is where I write things like that so I won't have to unload them onto everyone else!
(I'm not good at bottling things up yet, but I shall indeed learn.)
Indeed.
For it was one of my New Years' resolutions.
Yes.
Ahhhhhhh crud biscuit with a moldy cherry on top! I have to go fuckin practice!!!
Wake me up when september ends.
Blahhhhhh.
xoxoxo~♥~
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