My life= nonnayerdamnbusiness!
Zac took it into his pretty little head to write about me in his diary. How do I know this, you may ask? Well... let's just call it "investigative research". After all, how am I supposed to know anything if I don't find it out myself?
Ok, I admit it. I snooped. But he deserved it, the badmouthing dwimp! Guess what he said about me (In a journal entry apparently named "Anime Is Dumb") (yes, he names his journal entries. Then he puts them into a table of contents in the back.)
"Jasmine and Kitty have become obsessed with Anime. They talk non-stop about some dweeb named Ichigo and appear to be in love with him, which is very silly. Jasmine used to read Shakespeare, and Kitty used to be interested in Greek myths, but that's all out the window now. Jasmine has this fake mature attitude about her, except it's not fake. She could be like Mommy, and be interested in (something scribbled out and then something I can't read) hard work. She seems to be worried about being fat and her stomach (two whole lines scribbled out) She doesn't exersice much and eats a lot of sweets. This seems rqather silly, but (illegible) and when a girl gains weight she can't lose it again.
Her songs really are very good, and her rap track was excellent. She still listens to the grossest music, 102.7 and 105.9 seeming to be her favorite stations, but she looks to them for inspiration and maybe (illegible). Kitty is a lot more emo, liking black, and is usually more depressed."
What the heck? When a girl gains weight she can't lose it again? In the name of peace and love....!
(eheheh sorry about the malplaced exclamation point)
I'm gonna stop eating.
And maybe actually exercise more.
It couldn't hurt.
Actually it could.
But no pain no gain is what they always say!
Right?
Oh, and Zac! In the first place, I was the one who was hyper-obsessed with Greek things! Not Kitty! Ok? And how do you know I'm obsessed and in love with some dweeb named Ichigo? I mean, he's cute, and I want a boyfriend like that, but that's all! It's not like I go to sleep with his picture clutched in my arms (as I'm sure some girls (and guys) do of Edward-El-Disgusto-Cullen)! And how do you know I don't read Shakespeare anymore? (Well, I don't, but that's besides the point) I would if I could, but I couldn't cause I wouldn't, ok? *looks around for proof of someone understanding rather odd explanation* *gets thrown out of college later in life for neglect in use of pronouns*
Annnnnd... HOW THE HECK DO YOU KNOW I'M NOT INTO HARD WORK MR. SLACKER-UNTIL-I-GET-AN-A?!!!!!! YOU JERKWAD WAIT UNTIL I KICK YOUR ASS INTO THE MIDDLE OF NEXT MONTH!!!!!! *Ehem*. As I was saying. I do like learning, even though everyone seems to think I don't (why IS that?) and I'm not as much of an idiot as you seem to think I am. And I'm not as fat as you seem to think I am either. So there. (What should I do, wear granny vests and dolly tops until I lose 20 pounds?) I could do well in school, I think... I'm at the top of my class in Chinese and I never study, so there! Zac is at the top of the class and he studies 24/7, but in different things. Also, I'm able to master skills from week to week in violin, and I never practice that either. I mean I do, every day, but not for more than half an hour (I'm pretty sure). So I could probably do well, if I tried my best, but trying your best is too much effort, unless it's something you really care about, and usually I get overshadowed anyway so it doesn't matter what I do. Well, if I were really learning to be a singer, I would put my all into dance lessons and singing and writing songs and etc, cause that's what I wanna do, but not for violin. Ew. Kay? Although, I do like playing violin, but since I'm not great at it, and I'm not as good as Zac and Kitty, and I only ever want to play for fun, I think it might be good for me not to do it. I may be dragging Kitty down too. But then what would I have? I'm behind in schoolwork, I'm not smart, and I'm too fat to be a model. So violin is all I can do.
Or I could switch to viola. Or cello. Or piano, since I like it so much. Or even guitar. I play a lot of instruments, but I suck at all of them, so I'm not sure that helps. (Ok, techs, I don't even play guitar, viola, cello, or piano, since I don't take lessons, but I've performed on everything except guitar, so it might count.) (And yes, I did say "techs" for "techinally". I didn't want to sound like Jade.)
Man, that was depressing.
And show-offy.
And verrrrrry Gifted.
Wow.
But still, that's what friends are for, right, old friend?
Yay. I'm talking to a computer. (Well, not out loud, lest Kitty and the babyshitters hear and think I'm crazy, but you know what I mean) Tres tres triste.
Indeed.
I think romance isn't everything to life.
I mean, I do want a boyfriend as much as you want a triple decker fudge quadruple coffee mocha strawberry chocolate whipped cream-on-top-with-a-cherry-and-chocolate-sprinkles and a mochetta boba tea and whipped cream, but it's not everything. I mean, the most important thing is still.... Iunno. (You thought I was gonna say "love", didn't you?) Love is important, and I think it's one of the most important things, but there has to be something else. Maybe un-romantical love? I don't know. But still. There has to be more to life than making out.
Or doing it.
But I don't want to do that when I get a bf.
Just make out with him.
So there.
(How dumb did that sound? Yeesh.)
Really. Boyfriends aren't the most important thing and I would never change myself to get one, so you don't have to worry. I haven't become an idiot yet.
But still.
When a girl gains weight she can't lose it again.
Banana.
I'm gonna turn into Nicki Blonski.
xoxoxo~♥~
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