Ugh. I hate Chris Brown so bad I hope he gets stuck in the Disturbia prison with red hot chili peppers crammed up his ass and a bucket of green slimy spiders on his head for fifty years. I do. I truly and truthfully do.
And seriously, how could Rihanna still like him after that? Ew. May I never be like that.
Zpeaking of which, do you think I should friend Crystal Clay on F.B? I mean, she shows up as People You May Know. Should I be all self-sacrificingly sweet and be her very best friend? Ick. I bet she knows TiTi. They're probably besties for life, since I bet they have the same personality. Or maybe not! Maybe Crystal Cow-oops I mean Clay is really a great person! Maybe she's the most fun to hang out with of anybody ever! Maybe she's so great that everyone in her school loves just being around her!
... but I doubt it.
Chaaa. I'm being such a bitch. But seriossly. She is too.
So there.
We went to the Chinese Church today. It was fun, but now I'm hungry. I didn't get a lot to eat at the potluck! I was gonna get more, but I felt Mom's dissaproving glare of death upon me. I'm not even fat! I'm just the normal weight and rotundity for a girl of my age! (I read somewhere that I'm two inches shorter, though, which is good. I want to stay short, because it's cute. True, it means I can't be a model, but I don't want to be, cause I love food. And anyway, it helps one's confidence to feel cute, plus it goes well with my ponytails. So there.)
Oooh! I'm wearing a hawt outfit, so I'mma go put on knee high boots and walk around the block. So that people can lurrrve me.
Yay!
Bye!
xoxoxoxo~♥~
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