i dread orchestra

Ugh, it's so hot! And it's only March.
I went to the park with Kitty and Sungmin, only to find that it was packed with people for (of all things) a soccer game. Not to be daunted by this trivial setback, we made our way up to the swings. I had my back turned to the benches, so I proclaimed loudly, "Sweet! No one's here! Let's go!" suddenly I thought I should turn around. There, sitting happily amused, were two of the meanest girls from church, holding the sweetest guitar I'd ever seen. Great, I thought. Jasmine, you genius. What the heck are you gonna do now? I was interested to find out the answer. What I ended up doing, was looking at them coldly, then walking away with my sexy model walk, making some snide remark about guitars to Kitty. I'm turning into SUCH a bitch. I can't beleive me. Last week, at (disgusto) orchestra, Kelsey was staring at me, then she ventured a shy-ish smile. I thought she was looking at Ilene, so I just stared at her, then turned away. Then, I realized she'd been looking at me. I felt like a total crapball, but there wasn't anything I could do about it. So now, this week, I again get to face the wonderfullness of Lesbian Love. I mean, there's nothing wrong with love, but.... seriously.
I HATE ORCHESTRA!!!
It friggin sucks.
Like a Kirby-ed rug.
And why that is....
Is because it does.
Lovely poem, eh? well, I've got LOTS more up my sleeve! (except I'm not wearing any sleeves, thanks to the heat)
Like...
Orchestra sucks
It's stupid, it's gay
I don't practice the music
So it's quite hard to play.
Orchestra sucks
It's ugly, it's bi
Talking is futile
So I don't even try
Orchestra sucks
It's fuckfaced, it's queer
They've got no more talent
Than anyone here
Orchestra sucks
It's lesbian too
It's dumbassed and pointless
And this is all true.
Great poem, no? I call it Orchestra Sucks. I think it's a masterpiece!
Maybe I should publish it on the CYMO website.
Nyahhh, that would get me demoted faster than you can say fuck!
Which would be good.
Although I can't really get any lower.
Ok, maybe by one stand.
But not really.
I'm on the inside too.
Ha.
I FRIGGIN HATE ORCHESTRA!!!!!!!!!!!
Another reason I'm pissed is because Roman got a girlfriend. It said so on Facebook. Also, he has a picture with her for his profile. Her name is apparently Crystal Clay. She;s probably friends with TiTi. Ew. (Well, I should be grateful it's not a boyfriend, but....) I am SOOO darn PISSED! I can't believe it! And I thought.... welll.... I didn't really expect anything, but....
I think it's because I'm fat.
It must be.
And I'm not gifted neither.
Yes, we went to the Gifted Gathering yesterday.
Thank you, everyone, I feel very inferior now.
Thanks to Mom's your-so-fat
Thanks to Roman and his wonderful Crystal
Thanks to all the gifted bitches and bastards
And last, big thanks to Zac and family, whi helped make me what I am today!
i.e someone with a big inferiority complex.
And a big butt.
And a big stomach.
And a big ugly face.
Well, how do you say it in America?
"Bigger is better?"
No, not that one.
"Nobody's perfect?"
Almost, but not quite.
"Don't worry, everyone, she's one of a kind."
That's the one.
Yup.


xoxoxo~♥~