i hate twilight

Hiyaa what's up dearie?
Right now I'm listening to Forever And For Always, which is quite possibly the most sappiest song ever written. But I like it. I mean! Sometimes you like soft sappy music, don't you? I like Say...
I didn't get to go to Jade's party, or maybe I should say I didn't have to go. Which is good. But what did I have to do instead? I have to go to orchestra, otherwise known as the I-Hate-Jasmine club. It sucks very much. Dare I say, it sucks dick. Nah, not dick. Dick is too good for it. It sucks.... hmmm.... it sucks Chris Brown's dirty dick. Yeah. That's what it does. It does! i'm not even kidding! Everyone hates me! They undoubtedly think I would be better off dead or something! they probably all plot to bring machetes to the retreat and do away with me in the Craft Lodge! (They could use beading cord to tie me up first) Oh, and speaking of the retreat! You know how we were all planning to go to Vista to visit Mom's uncle and then go to the beach and restaurants and stuff and just generally have a fabulous time? Well, guess when the retreat is? That's right. Smack-dab in the middle of our vacation. Darn it! Remind me to punch the Samuel's next time I see them! I SO want to skip the retreat, because not only do I have to miss the beach (which we never even go to) I have to skip it to go to this horrible place where I will probably wake up in the morning to find myself dead! This sucks more than Chris Brown's dirty dick.... What would happen if I told Mom the retreat was cancelled and I told Mrs. Samuel that I had to have a liver transplant that day? What would happen? Would it work? I can lie very well, because I always seem very sweet and innocent, so everyone always believes me. It's handy. Kitty should learn that looking sweet works better than looking emo in the end. Oooh! I wanna listen to Pressure! Kay, I will.
I'm back.
Daaahhhh! I can feel the pressure! I wanna do something, but I can't! Also, I don't want to go to school, but I'll have to next year. I wanna be my own person, but I can't, unless I become the "popular" kid in our family. I do wanna be popular, but why can't anyone see that I'm not right for it? No one even frickin likes me, so how can I become lead cheerleader? Oh, YEAH banana! I LOVE Wake Me Up Inside by Evanescense! I thought it was g'nuh be Decode by Paramore, but it turned out to be Wake Me Up Inside! I love this song sooooo much!
What I hate: Twilight.
Seriously! Edward pisses me off so much! I just hate how smug and superiour he is! And he can't control his temper neither. And Bella is too into him. Also, she's a little masochistic, isn't she? Like Leona Lewis. "Oh, Edward, my dear! I will be all that you want! You are wonderful!" "Bella." he says, looking straight at her with his wonderful golden eyes. "Yes, my darling?" she whispers, feeling her insides turning into jelly. "That makes me very happy," he says, leaning in forward to make out with her (and possibly do it right then and there) but then what does he see? No! It is not! But it is! It is one of Bella's human friends, a cute boy named Mike! NO! This cannot BE! Edwrd, eager to defend his Bella, leaps forward to grab Mike by the throat. "You!" he hisses furiously, his eyes turning black with rage and wrath. "Huh?" gasps out Mike, trying desperately to breathe, and failing. "You were looking at my Bella, weren't you!" he screams, squeezing poor Mike even harder. "N-n-n" whispers poor Mike, trying to get free.
OH CRUD THEY"RE HOME! OK< GOTTA GO! BYE!
I'll finish my Twilight Hate rant later.
byebye!
xoxoxo~♥~