Today, Kitty decided she doesn't want to go to dance. Then she shot me with an arrow. FML.
No, that didn't sound very good, did it> Ok, here's another one.
Today, I realized that I have to skip going to- oh wait, I already said that one. Kay, I'll just say...
Today, I'm fourteen years old and have never been called pretty by a boy. My eleven year old man-hating sister has. FML.
Lovely. Unfortuantely, it's also true. I mean, she hates men so much it's almost ridiculous! (Unless, of course, they're anime. Then she likes them.) And I? I, you say? Well, I wouldn't say I'm boy crazy, but....
COME ON! I WANT A BOYFRIEND ALREADY!!!!!!
Even if he's a dickhead.
If he's a dickhead, I can beat him up.
Or send him to court.
Or something.
Buuuuuuut, a nice guy would be better. Unfortunately, they don't seem to exist in real life. Only in books (except not Twilight).
Oh, speaking of Twilight, don't you think Bi-Night sounds much better? I made up a whole list of characters yesterday.
Emily: Bella's friend. (sorry, I don't remember their names) But she wants to be more...
Bob: (actually Jennifer) a girl, who may or may not be a guy, dressed as a girl, dressed as a guy. No one is actually sure, least of all his/herself.
Jenny: a drag queen
Mike: a drag king
Alice: a sweet, innocent, pretty, delicate, and polite girl who also happens to have a dick.
Rosalie: Alice's er, "friend". Her special friend.
Emmet: Dr. Cullen's cousin, and also his husband. (Because they got married a long time ago before Prop 8, y'know.)
Dr. Cullen: The town's doctor. He would be highly hot, only he's very gay. With his cousin.
Edward: the hero (ish), who is very macho, controlling, abusive, ugly, crude, rude, mean, thinks you should be masochistic, has anger issues, and is really named Elizabeth, because he's actually a girl.
Bella: the heroine, who is masochistic, allowing, annoying, stupid, dis-loyal to any friends who happen to be human, and, apparently, gay.
Isn't it PERFECT!
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