A peptalk for my uterus

Now, listen here uterus, we've come a long way, you and I, and I'm not about to let anything get between us now. You've been with me day in and day out, and I've had your back since the day we first came together. Dare I say it- we've been the ultimate team. And just because we're entering a little rough patch, that doesn't have to finish us, either one of us. We've had rough patches before. I can remember, and I'm sure you can too, several different times when we almost died together, in fact, and it was only the magic mysticism of Tylenol that brought us back. But that was then, and this is now. We don't have to succumb to this evil we're facing, uterus. We can beat it together. I know we can. It's going to be a little difficult for awhile, but I want you to know that I will never give up on you. I would walk a thousand miles in the rain, uphill, with fifteen orcs chasing me, just for you, and I know for a fact that you'd do the same for me. Uterus, even though we will die someday, and we will be separated, and the world will fall to despair, this is not that day. Together, we will fight, and we will end this period of bloody hell that has come upon us. Together we stand, together we fight, together we triumph! Uterus, let crusade and prevail!