My travels of the world (or at least Redlands)

Hola! It's been a durn long time since I wrote (AGAIN)
Since my last update, I have...
• Been dumped
• Started cutting (for serious now, instead of the little minor things I did after SOMEone *coughMarkcough* broke my heart)
• Failed a class
• Raised my grade in the selfsame class
• Been asked out by the ICKIEST jerk in the world
• Started orchestra
• Started Chinese school
• Gotten an "eating disorder" (which is not really an eating disorder at all)
• Started seeing a psychologist
• Had my music deleted off my iPod and iTunes by Le Evil Destroyer Of Anything Good, i.e my dad (he didn't ask, either! Sheesh!)
• Been SO ANNOYED by my parents and SO DEPRESSED that I seriously considered suicide
• Had my best friend move somewhere where I don't know where and if it's too far away I'll DIE
• Umm.... I canna think of more now. Let us bear with grace and dignity all that is.
SO YEAH THE STINKIN JERK DUMPED ME FOR NO REASON!!!!
Or, actually, no, he had a very good reason. It just is not a socially acceptable reason, or even yet acceptable by unsociable people. Ah, I see your look of confusion. Let me elaborate. Well, it turns out sweet, sensitive, kind, gentlemanly JK was cheating on me with not one, but two girls who may or may not have known about me. Soooooo..... I'm better off alone. I know it. And may I be frank? Yes, I may. He was kind of a pain. In le butt, ya know. Totally. He SO was. And he didn't know about Evanescence. So there.
La la. I couldn't care less. Cause I still am SO in love with Mark that's in NOT EVEN FUNNY. And he doesn't like me, which is also not even funny, but for entirely different reasons.
Such as that it's HIS fault I cut myself every darn day!!! And it's HIS fault that I'm sooo fat! Cause I used ta overeat from sadness, like. And it's his fault that every time I see a curly haired guy I flip out, freak out, pig out, and cut. HIS FAULT! IT'S ALL HIS FAULT! That mothertruckin bear-huggin dickpad who is more hateable than Michael Savage, yet is also more loveable than Taylor Lautner. (Ok, not Taylor Lautner. Maybe Zac Efron) It's ALL his fault cause I frickin DESPISE him! I also adore him. What the eff is wrong wit me? EH? I got no sense. And if he ever discovered this blog, he would quickly become alarmed at the stalkerishness of which it is formed. Such as that it is. (Did that even make sense)
I went to Andrea's party yesterday. It was sooooo fun! Our whole lunch group was there. (Ivy, Allie, me, Bonnie, and Ella and NOT Kay!!!) (Ok, his is offtopic and possibly quite cruel, but WHY THE HECK IS HE NAMED KAY???????? That's a GIRL'S name and unless he WANTS to sound more unmasculine that he already DOES he should consider changing it to something less effeminate!!!) (Now I'm all wound up! GRRR! Not only is it a girl's name, it's a frickin OLD FASHIONED girl's name! It's redolent of crocheted lace, parasoles, and granny squares! He should change it to KAI!!!! I love that name. It sounds so awesome.) (Although, I really, really hate to say this, but Kay is a little, um, weird sometimes. Only a little. And only sometimes at that. But still.... Allie said so too)
Anyway, I need to go cause I gotta leave for Le Horrid Orchestra in an hour and I have gay-o vocab words to write. So bye!


Postscript: No offense is made to gay people. It is merely a lovely and clever substitute for bio. For bio is bi. And bi is gay. So um... where was I going with this? Well, no offense, anyway.
xoxoxo~♥~