FML

Gah.
I have been dumped.
No, really.
In six short words... my life was changed forever....
"Let's just be friends for now."
I will always remember this day.
It has been one of the worst days of my life.
Unhelped by the fact that Jason has apparently found a girlfriend. Why the eff am I so jealous? I don't like him, truly I don't. And I know that's what I have said about all my crushes, but in this case, it's actually true. He's butt-ugly for one thing. And... well, I don't know. It is nice to have a guy as my talking buddy for once. Like, we can both sit there and make sex jokes all the time. It warms my heart. And though he is a bit of a perv, it's hilarious. I also like the fact that he's a commited Christian and proud of it, yet still likes dirty talk and Metallica. (The fact that he likes Metallica, though? Bourgeiose.) Anyhow....
I can't see why JK broke up with me! He was acting perfectly normal yesterday when we were hanging out and walking all over town together. And he said before that he'd "never break up with me". Truly. I quote. And now! ARGH! I hope that SOMEONE kicks his butt! Halfway across the globe! ><
Now, though, I can pursue Mark...
Nooooo.... don't think of Mark.... GONNA CRY!
Speaking of which, when I came home from my (crappy) violin lesson, I changed into black all over, applied bright red lipstick, went into an almost pitch black room, and started cutting. Then, when I came out, I lay down on the sofa, hugging a giant teddy bear, and started bawling my eyes out. That's how terrible life is.
Then, I lifted 40 bucks from my dad and went shopping by myself. I got cake, cupcakes, ice cream, whipped cream, a sandwich, and boba. So it was a little expensive. But who cares? Let's remember my heart is broken now! Oh yeah, I get to stay home from CKC-Muzak cause I have my psychologists appointment later tonight, and I have to get my homework done. Actually, I have kind of a lot. But who cares?
Oh yeah! Allie put most of the videos we took at lunch on Youtube. I look fine in one, and HORRIBLE in the other ones. She also made one entitled "Jasmine's Scream" which is me screaming when someone popped a lunchbag (which they do every day, just to scare me) Any how...
I should go do homework. I don't want to, though.
But first, let me think of all the FML's I can.
We're playing football in P.E. FML
One of my friends (sort of friend) had some sort of nervous breakdown or something and I don't know what happened or what I can do for her. FML
My violin teacher wants to fire me but is too polite to do so. FML
My boyfriend dumped me for no reason. FML
Mark hates me. FML
Crystal can't go to homecoming with me. FML
I can't go to homecoming with me. FML
I look awful on camera. FML
I'm failing biology, and I have a C+ in Geometry. FML
Ok, I think that's it. Bye! Love you!
FML
xoxoxo~♥~