Yup! That song was written for me! yay.
Mom wants me and Zac, of all things, to do a skit for CKC-Muisc! EW! Why the heck should I do a frickin stoopid skit in front of JK-er, I mean everyone?!!!! (I have NO crush on JK!)
This sucks. I think I'll claim the least embarassing part. Maybe I'll even get Rebecca to help me. She's a homeschooler ( a typical one, unlike moi), so she shouldn't mind.
I wouldn't mind, cause I like acting, and all that stuff, but really, would you want to do something like this in front of a couple of critical eleven year olds? Oh CRUD! They will
be there, won't they! Getting worse by the minute! HELLLLLPPP! Understudy?
For some reason, I think Youtube fights are kind of funny. I know it's mean, but I like to read about the sensitive little kids swearing like Fort Minor. Some of them are, like, ten, and they say fuck. Very funny indeed.
I hate Poker Face! Also, I hate Just Dance, but it's better, and i even sing it sometimes. I don't know why, but Lady GaGa bugs me, except for Eh Eh and Paper Gangsta. (I haven't heard all her songs, though). She looks exactly like Gwen Stefani! It's very weird!
Oh man, I hate the feeling of Fucking Loser Homeschooler Nerdy Turdy that I have, like 24/7 thanks to TiTi The Bitchi. Now I'm scared to go to high school. Because I'm such a fucking loser homeschooled nerdy turdy. The only way to get rid of this feeling is to be a real bitch and/or cuss as much as possible. So... but that's really mean. I shouldn't try to make myself feel better by bashing other people.
So what's an inanimate object that sucks ass?
I TOTALLY hate lame brained things like ninja swords and headbands! They are sooooooo immature, nerdy, hideous, and dumbass! They suck! The people who wear them must be-oh, wait. I'm still bashing people, just people I don't know. CRUD! What the heck am I gonna do? Fine. I'll just cuss as much as possible from now on.
Oh, puh-leeze, you dickhead, why the hell do you think I'm even on this blog besides to spill my fuckin guts? It's soooooo retarded to think that I'm just as much of a douchebag as someone like you. The only reason why I say things like this are because I think you're full of shit and you need to be taken down. So there. Retard.
(Y'know, "retard" isn't exactly the best insult there is.)
(dickhead is better)
(funnier too)
WHY THE HECK WAS KELSEY STARING GER EYEBALLS OUT DURING REHEARSAL??!!!
It's soooooo weird! Maybe she has a crush on me. NO you asshole, I'm not GAY! I have, like, three crushes right now. (and NO, one of them is NOT JK!!!! I mean! his mom is a psychopath! Why would I have a crush on him? He thinks I'm a loser now! (probably). Although, according to Jade and TiTi, that is what I am.)
Why did Mom and Dad decide that they want me to have a horrible life?? If they really wanted my best interests at heart, they would have enrolled me in school as soon as I could walk! (ok, not as soon as I could walk, as that would make me a nerdy turdy, but you get what I mean) But, as it is, I have to be under house arrest, and under torture all the time. But now I'm scared to go to high school too. I always tell myself that I have to go to college at some point, so if I ease into it by going to high school first, it should be easier to get used to, but it doesn't help! I'm just a kid! I shouldn't have to worry about things like that! (Fyi, tommorrow is my fourteenth birthday) I should just be havin fun! But noooo, I have to worry about house arrest, angry gangs, and haters. Not your typical life for an eighth grade girl. But, my parents have always been against typical. Which is deleterious to their typical daughter. But what are the wishes of one person weighed against the wishes of the State?
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