well, i didn't mean to be so mean to jade, but....

Seriously. Annoying.
The computer is so frickin slow I have about five different windows open so that I won't get bored while waiting for them to load! Darn! It's so slowwwwww! Like, as slow as ice. Or as slow as Nicole Richie changes trends. Although.... those might not be good examples. Iunno. (When is ice ever slow?) Great, they're home. There goes alllll my funny fun. Crud. Er, wait, it's only Zac. Neva mind! Oh, I needs to check the soupy soup! AAhhhhhhhh! brb! Okies, it's fine.
Now Zac thinks it's not a balanced meal and I should put frickin beans in there. So naturally I won't. If we had chicken, I would out it in, but we don't have chicken. Or, actually, yeah, we have a can, but I don't want to waste it. We can just eat bread. I'm very confident about my cooking skillsies!
Yesterday I was lying in bed and I started thinking up rhymes for "masturbation". Stop, brain, please stop. I scare me sometimes. But at least I wasn't thinking about dicks again. Although I do that too. My brain is now directly wired to perversion. Great.
Do you think regular normal people see the word "dictator" and think "penis potato"? Seriously. I am soooooo frickin weird. I don't even have a dick, so why am I thinking about them? Stop, brain. Please stop.
Maybe Facebook is loaded by now....
It was...
I watched too much Bleach. Now I feel like Rukia. Although I didn't really see her too much in the episode. Ya know, I bet they got her to be kidnapped because her voice actress got sick. Don't you thinkie?
I hope they got candy at Sprouts or at whatever that other store is. I mean, come on! If you're gonna be in Claremnot and make your poor defenselss sister cook dinner for y'all, shouldn't you at least buy her candy? Oh, and speaking of which, do you think I should give Roman chocolate at church on Valentine's day? I don't think so.... Kitty doesn't think so.... Mom would be appaled, so she probably doesn't think so.... BUT Jade thinks so and also thinks I should ask him to Homecoming. I don't even frickin wanna GO to Homecoming, so why should I ask and get turned down cold? Jade, on the subject. "Best thing he can say is no, and the worst thing he can do is be blunt and say "no, I don't like you and I think you're not all that great". So, you should ask? What's the harm?" And you wonder why I have such low self esteem. Really, no one could ask for more supportive friends! Really, really! I feel like I'm in a movie, surrounded so by people who are so kind and encouraging!
...bluh.
I think it's time Jade learned some valuable Little Life Lessons from Guru Jasmine. Ready, Jadie?
1. It is not a good idea to talk behind people's backs, for verily, it comes back to bite you in the butt.
2. The worst way to impress your crush is to make him feel like crap.
3. It is not good to wear a red checked coat over a red silk Chinese evening gown.
4. When picking friends, try to avoid the cows in human form.
And lastly!
5. No matter how pissed at the world you are, try not to take it out on your friends, as they will eventually get tired of feeling bad and ditch.
Not that I will.
But whatev.
They're homie home! I gotta goie go!
bye bye!
xoxoxo~♥~