Right now I'm waiting for perezhilton to load so I can get the latest scoop on the asshole formerly known as Chris Brown. (Now he's known as The Asshole.) I'mma remove him from my list of favorite singers on Facebook, and I already removed hom from my fan pages. He's such a motherfxkin dickhead I can't believe I ever thought he was cute! I'm so embarassed! Crud! I will never ever like himm again and also I will never ever listen to Forever again!!
Anyways.
Meow.
As I was sayin.
Man, does anyone have a little brother as annoying as Sungmin? Does there even exist a little brother as annoying as Sungmin, be they animal or human? (That's a rhetorical question, you don't need to answer, dear.)
The Samuels' hate me. Why me, I have no idea. Maybe Zac performed some grievous offence to their dignity and, as he is a senior and incapable of being hurt by anything, (Senioritis has many kickbacks, such as invulnerability and cockiness. Oops, I cussed. My bad! Yes, I am obsessed!) they are taking it out on his fourteen year old sister! And I now have to endure four more years of this! Delight! Oh, and since the Indigo Girls appear to be about on the same level of musicianship as I am, they will in all probability be in every orchestra I ever get into, even if I get into the CYMO next year. That means no personality makeover! No breakout of the Sweet Bitch With Big Boobs! Great! That's pretty good! I like that! Ruin the girl's life because she's not drop dead butt ugly and/or gay! Not that Kelsey or Ilene are drop dead butt ugly, as Kelsey used to have a pretty cute look going, but now, as she seems to prefer wearing Uggs, giant leather flipflops, and plain logger shirts, she is no longer on the level of Demi Lovato or Rihanna. (AGH! Poor Rihanna! I HATE that douchebag!) She, in fact, is on the level of Ugly Betty. Except she's not Asian. But still.
Oh yeah, I thought of some words for Urban Dick-tionary!
1. Obcockxious. Very cocky and stupid, studdy, womanizer, idiotic, macho, and a dickhead. Like Chris Brown.
2. Aligaytor. Gay person who's very open about it and goes to protest rallies and stuff. Chris Brown is probably gay.
3. Douche Potato. Like a couch potato except that they're also the biggest douche in the universe. Example: Chris Brown.
4. Cockodile. Like obcockxious, except they're also a pidiot, which is another word I thought up. (pidiot is a pimple/pitbull/idiot, i.e someone who hangas onto their idiotic opinions forever and for always and won't shut up.) Chris Brown is both a cockodile and a pidiot.
5. Dicktator. An abusive, controlling, muscle bound dickhead. Like Chris Brown. Duh.
6. Beef Jerky. Chris Brown. What other explanation do ya need?
7. Adickt. Someone who's addicted to doing it. Like Chris Brown is, I'm sure.
8. Dick-On-A-Stick. Very polished and stiff jerk boy, i.e Chris Brown.
9. Bitch Dick. A girl who is as gay as Chris Brown.
10. Cock Cranium. Refined way of saying dickhead. Chris Brown is a cock cranium.
Oh, and before you start protesting and saying that they all contain either "dick" or "cock", I must honestly tell you..... I don't give a dick. That is how serious I am. (By the end, they start getting really stupid, but I made some of them up just now, because I wanted to have ten.) So, what do you think? Should I put em up? I think I should definately put up douche potato. And obcockxious. And, well, maybe aligaytor, and cockodile. And, ok, dicktator is pretty good too.So is adickt. And beef jerky. Ok! It's settled! I'mma put all of them up except for cock cranium! Just a minute! Brb!
k, I'm back! I put up 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 8, and 9. Yay! Now I hope they get accepted.
Crud, I have to give the computer to SUngmin now before he spontaneously combusts. But I was gonna tell you more about TiTi! Oh well. Later!
xoxoxo~♥~
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