Monday, September 28, 2009

it's a love story

Health is now un-fun because my cruel teacher changed the seating chart so I'm not sitting next to Billy, Nick, Jason, or Ella anymore! To be fair, I'm also not sitting in front of the el disgusto snorting, lip-smacking, mouthy, constantly-cold-having senior anymore either, but still! That pales in comparison to my misery now! Ostensibly, she changed us because she "wanted a change", but I know the truth- it's actually a government experiment conducted by The Fed to see how miserable kids can be and still be considered Healthy. Or maybe it's because we were "disturbing the class". I honestly don't see how. We only played Truth Or Dare like five times. But heark! (is that how you spell it?) I have found, lo and behold, that if I sit up straight and look out the window, I can see

SMOKIN HOT SEXY GUYS WITH NO SHIRTS ON!!!! ♥ ♥ ♥

KYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Oh. Butternuts. That was supposed to be hot pink. Oh well. Maybe someday, my love...
Anyhow, yaaaaaaaahhhhh bananaaaaaaaaaa! (guess WHO'S banana!?!?) (Ok, sorry, that was immature and childish. It is in poor taste and extremely unladylike to make dick jokes. I am sorry. But it is also funny. So there.)
What was I sayin'? Oh yeah! Smokin hot sexy guys with no shirts on! KYAH! They were absolutely gorgelicious! I almost passed out from the yummy factor right there in Health! Fwaaaaaaahhh.....
What elsssse happened today, my fair feathered friends? Welll.... let's see, I finally learned JK's childhood friend's name! (The one he is SO gonna hook up with after we break up, or at least he better) I felt sooooo bad cause we were introduced, and then she remembered my name, and I couldn't remember hers! I felt like a tonna CRUD! So I asked JK. Easy peasy! And her name, btw, is Taylor. Like Taylor Swift. Therefore furthering my conviction that they MUST get together after I, le wicked girlfriend, have Moved On To Other Things. Oh, speaking of which! I saw this GORGEOUSO guy today! He was absolutely TO DRINK BOBA for! So naturally, I gave him my best Alluring Sexcat Smile, garunteed to melt the hearts of anyone, and flipped my lovely shiny hair. But, for some reason, he didn't respond. I wonder why? Was it that I wasn't his type? Or that he was probably a sophomore and didn't take flirts from insignificant little freshman? Or that I happened to be holding hands with JK? Or maybe he just was having a bad day. That could be it. I'm sure it really wasn't me.
Nyu! I had a brainwave while I was walking to geometry. I thought I saw either Jannelle or TiTi walking around, but I didn't know which one it was. So, I decided that I would just ask em! I felt like a genius en le extremente! La, child! Thou hasest Le Brainne Bigge! (Guess what ELSE is big??) So tomorrow, that I shall do.
In English, I started a new manga. It's a wonderful storyline, really. It centers around an emo and depressed girl who's anorexic, cuts, hates herself, uses drugs, and dies at the end. It's gonna be sooooo great! I totally can't wait! Does that say something about me? Well, no, honey, it doesn't! Random people seem to think that just because I happen to cut my wrists and dislike eating that I have depression. I wonder why? And honestly? Being depressed is soooo bourgeoise. I'd rather be, like, ya know, double personalitied or something. Something more interesting anyhow.
Oh yeah! Yuka, one of our guinea pigs had babies! They're so CUTE! And one of them looks EXACTLY like Panda, my piggy who died recently! I can't belieeeeeeve it! KYAH! I wanna go play with them now, and I also have to study, and I really need a nap, a shower, and a pedicure, so I g2g.
VOICE LESSON TODAYYYYYYYYYY!
xoxoxo~♥~

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