Saturday, December 6, 2008

my parents think im gay

Well, maybe not really. But, listen to my sad and woeful tale and tell me what you think.
There I was, minding my own business, practicing my violin in the library, and ,y little sister Kitty walks in. She plays her scales, we're just minding our own business when the mom walks in. I knew right away something was up. In fact, I'd know since we went shopping earlier this evening that something bad was going to happen or had happened. Call it woman's intuition. Anyways, so she sits down on the floor, and says, ""Listen, girls, we need to have a talk about the videos you watch on Youtube." Yup, you guessed it. Every teenager's nightmare-the mom tries to talk to you about music. Basically, it was the music talk, don't watch anything unsuitable, etc etc, Dad saw something on the computer, etc. "Sheesh, don't worry, I'm not going to go to a porn site!" I informed Mom (In different language, though, lest I incur yet more wrath). THEn she left. Suddenly, we (me and Kitty) realized that Dad must have seen Colors by Utada Hikaru, which features two girls kissing. Lovely, eh? I deduced from this that they must think I'm gay too. (Not that Utada is...or I dunno...Hope not.) In other words, THEY THINK I'M GAY!!!!!!!!! I mean, honestly! I have about three different boys I'm crushing on! I still don't like I Kissed A Girl! I would want to get married if guys were'nt such assholes! I AM NOT GAY!!!!!!
And who would be my girlfriend? I mean, I never see frickin' people!!!!!!!
I WANT A BOYFRIEND!!!! SERIOUSLY!!!! I AM NORMAL!!!
I. AM. NORMAL!!!!
GOT IT??!!!!!!!

Sheesh.

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