To going to Little Tokyo, that is. Actually.... I'm not too thrilled about it. I don't want to hang out with TiTi the Bitititch and Mr. Bi-tch for hours! But now I have to. Wonderful. You know, Jade's friends are really not very nice at all. Sure, they're civil to me and Zac, but they're not friendly! Plus, Jade always ignores me once they come into the vicinity. Lovely, a whole day of ignore vous. That's not a good way to start the new year! I mean, it's really stupid, but I have this superstition that whatever you do on the first day will determine the rest of the year. And do I want my year to have me ignorado-ed in it? NO! But, hmm, this year I will be going to public school for the first time. Maybe I should kick start that with hanging out with my homies. NOOOOO! They are NOT my homies! My homies are people like JK and Crystal, people I can trust! Wait, JK? Did I just write that? Yes, yes I did. No, I don't have a crush on him! Why would I? I don't!! His mom is a complete nutbar!
At any rate. I don't want to hang out with The Mean Ones Of The School all day. Buuuuut, for Kitty's sake, I guess I have no choice. Why does Jade want me along anyway? I mean, since she has her cool friends to keep her company, why does she need a homeschooled preppy loser like me? Get a brain overhaul, girl! You don't want me along, say so! Don't just try to imply it, or kill me with kindness! You don't like me, drop me! Shoot. I doooooon't wanna do this.
I'm listening to Eh Eh by Lady GaGa right now. It's the only one of hers I like. For some reason, the rest of them bug me. I don't know why... Especially Poker Face. I think it may be her ridiculous sluttiness, but I don't know.
Eh eh. Nothin else I can say.
I think Jade is lucky, even though all her boys break her heart, she at least had a bf. You know, someone to make out with, etc. I don't, and that sucks! I really want one!
Oh, and if any of you fucking losers reading this decide that you want to stalk me and get with me, don't you dare even try. I can call the police faster than you can do yourself, dickhead. And I'm not afraid to get a restraining order against you. I can go to court, or whatever I need to get safe again from you so get the hell out of my life right now, damn stinkin shit sucking cock head asshole!
Ok, now that's out of the way. Sorry for all of you who dislike the strong language. I know it's very shocking to your refined sensiblities, but imagine how much more shocking it would be for an innocent girl like me to get taken off by some dipshit bastard with his pants down! I mean! Wouldn't that hurt you worse than ever?
Of course, than, a cute gangsta exactly my age would come in and rescue me, but it's best not to take chances.
Oh yeah, fyi, I am a second degree black belt.
No, I don't think I will make a fake Myspace so I can promote my songs like Colbie Caillat! I'm too frickin mad! Also, Kitty's sitting right here, and she won't leave, so I can't really. Plus, it's hard to think up fake names. I know, because I've tried.
Maybe I will later, but for now I'm sooooo mad I can't sit still!
Oh right, the rents are home, so I can't drown my sorrows with a loud dose of Paramore.
SHIT!
xxxxx~♥~
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