crud, im pissed

Yup, indeed, Bi Boy and Princess TiTi are coming along to Little Tokyo. Jade came over this morning and told me. Great, great great.... What the heck am I gonna do about that? It's not that I hate TiTi, it's just that I think she should be excavated off the face of the earth to save humanity. But, really, why would Jade invite Mr. Katy Perry, Robotica, and Ima Pain to come with us for the day? It sucks! I'mma maybe call her up right now and ditch! Although that would be quite mean. But it would be nice to myself, as you can see. Does Jade really want me along? I can't imagine that she does. So ditching right now shouldn't bug her too bad, should it? Oh, but Kitty want's to go. Crud, now I have to go to my death for the sake of an emo eleven year old. But! I will Move Along! Really, who wouldn't lurrrve the All American Rejects? So cute, seriously!

Ugh, now I don't want to go. What will I do? Should I go along and commit suicide, or should I stay home and commit social suicide? Ohhhhh... now that you put it that way, I guess I better go along. It's better to be dead than lonely, indeed. No, all you homeschooled dorks wouldn't understand that, would you. It's because.... We all need a friend or two (prefferably two) to help us out. Plus, we all need a boyfriend. The girls, that is. It would be rather alarming if everyone did have a boyfriend, wouldn't it? I'm sure someone would like it that way though....

OHHHHHH DARN IT!!!!! I ABSOLUTELY DON"T WANNA GO HANG OUT WITH THE DEADBEATS OF THE CENTURY!!!!!

Ok, maybe not deadbeats. Maybe just Grateful Dead fans. (nasty snicker) Wait, that's the same thing, isn't it? Woooops! My bad!

What should I wear? Should I go for the slut campaign again? I've heard Mr. Gay is also Mr. Perv, so maybe I shouldn't go for the cupcake look. Maybe I should go for the uuuuuugly look, but then TiTi will make fun of me. Darn! Maybe I should wear just nondescript clothes, like, from Old Navy or somehthing. Noooooooo! I can't! I don't think I even own Old Navy clothes! That goes totally against my standards of fashion and beauty! I mean, I want to fit in, but I also need to stand out. So, you see, I can't wear anything that's too simple. Even when I was trying to deflect Mini Perv Thomas at church orch, I wore really flashy ugly clothes, instead of boring ugly clothes. I even wore a red and black wig one time... Naturalish though, not clowny. I better wear tons of makeup and perfume. Like, maybe I should put it on in the car, it'll be a long ride, so that'll be something to do, at least.

Oh, I just listened to If U Seek Amy. It's so.... interesting.... Better not let the rents listen to it, though, because of the, well, you know.

Yup.

EW! t.A.T.u is DISGUSTING!!! They got billed as gay when they were only thirteen??!!!! Why the heck would you agree to that? I think I would throw up.

Apologize.... I like that song. For some reason, even though it's all mean and stuff.

Oh yeah, I never wrote about Kitty's birthday, did I! So, Kitty wanted to go shopping, so me and Mom and her all went out to the mall (crappy mall, but who cares), and various boutiques, and we ended by going to Starbucks. I got a peppermint mocha twist with whipped cream. I should have gotten a frappucino... Well, who cares. I got this peacock blue tunic top at Gottschalks for seven bucks, and Kitty got these black and gold jeans for eighteen bucks. It is her birthday, after all... I guess I like the brand Eyeshadow ok. My favorite is still Papaya and Miss Me, though. Fortunately, those brands are popular with my friend Liana (who's soooooo popular, rich, and lucky), Zac's friend, and our relatives, so I get a lot of good clothes. Or at least expensive clothes, and poor Kitty has to wear the hand-me-downs! Nyah, I'm so lucky.

I just watched a couple of Me Singing (blank) videos on Youtube. Most of their voices sound about like mine... Do you think I could make one? How about if I didn't show my face and I put up a fake name? Then do you think Mom would let me? Probably, right? Oh, but I'd need to sing Teardrops On My Guitar or something, so I could play it with myself and not sing solo. Not that that's bad, it's just harder.

I promised Sungmin I'd give him the computer when this song ends. I really should have chosen a really long song, like Sorry or Hung Up, but nooo, dumb me, I decided to play Fall To Pieces. Crud. Oh well, I'll just type really fast. I guess that's all, actually, cause I want to... do something... Eheheheh... You will never know what it is! Ok, I'mma just make another gmail account so I can use it for things... but, since, Mom may be reading these, I won't even say. Okay, she's probably not. What I'm gonna do is make a fake Myspace, make a fake name, make a fake picture, like maybe of one of my old dolls or something, and then I'll post my songs. Good idea, right? Right! Good job, Jasmine! You're soooo smart! Ok, g2g!

xoxoxo~♥~