Oh, hell no.
Jason dumped me and my new boyfriend is a DOUCHE!!!!!!!!
UGHHHHH!
FMLLLLLLLLLL!
Why meeeeeeeee?
Stooopid cumshizzle!
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
Also, I must think of a suitably subtle and still deliciously malicious way to get back at a certain puffed up penis-ball who thinks he's the shit.
I.E LITTLE FANCYPANTS FINGER FUCKER!!!! CONYO!!!!
And, even though I have apologized to her for being stupid butterballs' girlfriend and maaaayyyybe mentioning it to everyone in the locker room, Miss I'm-Too-Good-For-The-Likes-Of-Poo Maddison stilll hates me! DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIT!
And now, I have to go get dressed for shtupid ckc. I shall return later to continue my rant.
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