Gosh, it's been sooooo long since I updated! I've wanted to, of course, but I'm always super busy! And now I sound like a moron. Not only a mororn, but a blond moron. Which is probably worse.
Anyhow, I left off at.... let's see, I had just started school. Or I was about to. Whatever. I started it, and I've been going for a month, and it's AWESOMEEEEEEE! I know, I really set myself up for horrible failiure, disappointment, anger, emoliciousness, and possible dismemberment, but it's really not all that bad. Except for biology. Which is the plague upon humankind. But that's another story for another day....
Let us instead dish the more juicy details, such as....
I STARTED SINGING LESSONSSSSSSSSSS! And now I g2g. Actually....
Let's see, a whole bunch of people are spreading nasty rumors about me? I don't care though. I really don't. Call me weird, but I'm happy just to be talked about. It could be the low self-esteem my health teacher talks about 24/7, or maybe it's just that I'm actually a fame-whore at heart. One never knows. But let us begin to review the wonderful rumors that have been centered around our lovely heroine.
I am apparently...
1. a slut
2. a bitch
3. a prep
4. a lesbian
5. a mantrap (how these two work in relationship to each other, I'm not entirely sure, but they must have some kind of correllation...)
6. a cow
7. a pint-sized flirty little cow
8. a little skank
(why do they have to keep picking on my SIZE for goodness sakes!??)
9. a ho
annnnd, 10, a whore.
Isn't that lovely? Isn't that uplifting? Doesn't it make you want to just go over to the lovely people and give them a big hearty hug?
And fyi, I'm not gay. I have a boyfriend! And I'm the biggest flirt in the entire class! SHEESH!
Oh, that's right! I forgot to tell you didn't I.... (sheesh now I'm talking like you're a person...) I HAVE A BOYFRIENDDDDDDDD!!! <3 <3 <3 (I'm at the library so html doesn't work) Yup, me! I gotta boyfriend.... (sung to the tune of I Gotta Feeling) (Actually, that would be quite a dirty song! My word!) Ok, I know I'm acting like a geek, but I honestly can't believe it. I caaaaan't belieeeeeve itttttttt..... Oooh, I can't believe it! Ooh he's all on me... Ooh ooh I think he wants me.... la la la.... Tee hee hee! Look who has the last laugh NOW, Mark, my dear! I have da man, and you're still single! Although, I guess in his case, it would be the girl. For he seems to be straight. Or at least I think he is. He has enough girls fawning over him, at least.
Ok, I have a terrible confession. I might have a boyfriend, but I'm still in love with Mark, and neither of these two facts do anything to stop me from flirting with any male specimen that comes across my path. I am indeed "terrible" as Melody says. But can I help it???!!!!! I am just a playa in the game of life! I am just a hustler in the cattle ranch of love! I am just a.... um.... well, something! And ya betta believe it! HOWCHAAAAAAA!
Anyhow, back to my bf. It's a bit of a dilemma, because he's the one guy my mom told me explicitly NOT to date. Cause, see, there's the little matter of his junior gang? Or else, if not that, the fact that schizophrenia runs in his family? Orrrrrr that he used to be homeless? All of these little issues may not seem very large to you, but some moms have a way of exaggerating things that otherwise would not be a problem. Besides, I like him. So there.
Oh yeah! He's JK from CKC-Muzak! Tee hee. I always thought he was cute. I guess it is sort of weird to be dating a student, but come on, he wasn't my student. And... well.... it just sort of happened.... our friends helped very much to get us together. Now I have to go do homework, or rather fix it, because apparently I made another dumbass error. And also my session will end in ten minutes. Because I'm under eighteen and I can't use the real computers with unlimited time limits and grrrrrrrrrrrrr this is so f'n annoying! Oh well. I shall talk to you later. It has been too long! *airkiss*
xoxoxo~<3~
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