many things have happened, truly

Wow, I really have a lot to update about!
Ok, so my concert actually was ok. I mean, if it gets rid of dorkestra, it must be fine! Right?
Of course, the I-Hate-Jasmine club was doing their humble best to make me miserable right up until the end, but, since I'm probably never going to see them again (I hope) I felt I could afford to be a bit forgiving, and I actually said something to Lara. Then, she, Alia, Guinevere, and Serena went up to Kitty and started talking about me. Eeeesh! They were like, "Jasmine's kind of quiet" I was like WTF! Only around psychopaths! So naturally, I went over and said, in my most dignified manner, "Are you talking about me?" "Yes," admitted Serena, promptly. "That's so kind of you," I said, my voice dripping with sarcasm and dignity. Serena looked embarassed and didn't say anything, but Alia spoke up and said, "How old are you?" "Fourteen," I told her. Hey, she's just a kid. Not a stalker. Yet. "Then why are you so SHORT?" she asked, looking like she was about to call me out for lying. "Like you're one to talk," I said. (She's REALLY short!) "I'm not short, I'm actually kind of tall!" she said snippily. "Yeah right," said everyone, including Kitty, who didn't even know her. Then I swept off dignifiedly. Yes, I handled that with dignity, did I not? Cha!
I had to say bye to my homies, though... T.T tears. I only got a pic with Anthony, cause Topaz and Cindy didn't go to the reception. Boo! I hate having to be homie-less...
Zac's concert was fun too. I love CYMO concerts, and now there won't be any more because Zac is graduating! Waaahhh! In the CYMO/Intermezzo circle of people, it's considered very cool and chic to go to the concerts and know the gossip of the other orchestra, besides your own. Of course, I always had an advantage, since Zac was pretty popular and knew everything, so I used to be considered quite cool by everyone. Now, though.... Now I can never go to CYMO concerts again and wait in the long lines and run around in the garden and crash the recpetion even though it ain't mine and be totally annoying and EVERYTHING! WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH I'm going to CRY!!!!!!!
I actually did cry, you know. When the seniors gave their speeches. (Zac did too) Kitty and Alicia (who was sitting with us) teased me about being emotional, but oh well! It was touching!
The only thing that marred this delightful day is that I had elected to wear heels that were a size too small, so by the end of the day, my feet felt like they were about to fall off and roll across the floor all by themselves. Owwie.
Oh well.
Ok, another thing that happened was my 8th grade graduation. The kind people had scheduled it for when Mom was out of town, was that not sweet and precious of them? It went fine anyways. I wore my fishnet sleeved dress and looked actually pretty cute. Our class colors were pink (my idea, natrually!) silver, and black, so everyone had to wear black. (Of course, right? Meow.) So I put on a pink sash under my chest to show it off, and then I tied a pink jewel under there too. Then I put on pink bangles, pink lippy gloss, pink and silver eyeshadow, pink hair ribbons, and the black heels that had caused me such discomfort at they CYMO concerts Sunday. The effect was very stunning! I must say. Lots of people said so too. We were all up on stage, and we were talking to each other. We must be the worst behaved homeschool class ever! *girly laugh* I'm the class clown. Er, one of them. Thomas is the other one. Apparently, everyone thinks I'm like Thomas. Think about it! We're both small, annoying, talkative, Asian, and musical! And also, of course, adorably cute! What else is there to say?
I'm sure going to miss everyone, though... although, of course, I can see Briana, Mark, and Anthony (ick!) at chirch, and Thomas, well, I see him everywhere, no probbie. But John? After Chinese school ends, I won't get to see him anymore! And I haven't even scored a kiss from him yet! Boo! Poor me.
Dad made an embarassing speech before giving me my diploma. He almost certainly made a refrence to my boobies, and everyone laughed! How crude! I ask you!
I took piccies with everyone. The one I took with Mark is kinda cute! It looks like we're a couple. Although, y'know, the one I took with Christian looks like that too... by mistake I was leaning my head on his shoulder. Oh well. Oh, speaking of couple, I saw Barbie and Ken there too. Why the eff would they go? Just to make me miserable? The witch follows poor Roman wherever he goes. What, does she wait in the bathroom for him to finish?! Eeesh, talk about clingy!
The cake was really good too.
They gave me presents, too! And I forgot to get anything for anybody. All I've been is a pain in the ass, but they've put up with me and even made me feel welcome! I feel horrible, but also very happy, and I was so touched I almost started crying, much to Kitty's displeasure. Oh yeah, Mark got my phone number too. I had to write it with eyeliner, since I couldn't find a pen. He seemed to find this extremely amusing.
We're going to to go to Sabbath school together tomorrow. What Mom will think of this, I'm not sure... oh, wait, she ain't home. Ha! I can go! Yay!
Oh yeah, yesterday something horrible happened.
It was disgusting.
It was evil.
It was the worst thing that could happen to a girl.
I saw... a dick.
SEE? SEE? SEEEEE?! It's horrible! It's disgusting! It's evil! It's the worst thing that could happen to a girl! I saw a frickin DICK!
While I was cooking supper yesterday, I composed a poem.
It is beautiful, sad, touching, and dramatic. Here it is.
The End Of My Innocence
The world has lost its glitter
It has thrown off it's disguise
Everything looks darker
before my disollusioned eyes
I think my heart has disappeared
and been replaced with frozen clay
if only my thoughts would do the same
and fling themselves away!
the darkness now is closing in
I see no rescue at hand
Instead I must await the doom
that will fall upon the land!
the joy has all but left my soul
I feel leprosied and sick
I must now face reality
For I have seen a dick.
Isn't that beautiful? Does it not bring tears to your very eyes?
SOB!!!!
Ok, so the story.
I was walking home from my lesson (Which went rather well, dispite the fact that I was ten minutes late cause I was playing piano in the chapel and pretending to be Amy Lee and lost track of time!) and I see this dude in a truck He's creepy, so I walk on. Then I hear him calling to me. WTF! I think. Is it going to happen, then? But, cause I'm a stupid idiot, I walked over without even meaning to. "Can I help you?" I asked perkily. The man asked me something, but I couldn't hear him, so I leaned over to hear him better. It was then that I saw it. A long, squishy, grayish, and extremely erect dick being manipulated between his fingers. I almost screamed! Seriously, wouldn't you freak out too? It's a dick, I tell you! A dick!!!!
So I said, very quickly and politely, "I'm sorry, no," and walked off quickly, or at least as quickly as I could since I was still carrying a heavy violin and a heavy overloaded shoulder bag. (It still has my diploma, Avon mags, food, trash, and anything else you might ever need in there) I was totally freaked, so I went to the beauty supply store next to Stater Bros which is next to the boba teahouse. It was my idea of perfecto! All this makeup and hair stuff! But it was rather expensive. So I went and bought a boba.
Oh, crud butter! I friggin HATE mowing the effin fuckbuttered ickypoo lawn! Why the eff do I have to? It sucks more than yo face! BLEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh well.
*Abrupt mood change*
I'mma make pizza today. So I need to go to the store. Oooh, maybe I can get Dad to repay me fore the boba I bought! Cause it's like my graduation present! Okie dokie, I'll take some from the jar. It's not like I have a choice!
Ugh, better go mow the stinkin lawn.
Poor me.
I am nothing but a servant.
That's an idea! I'll pretend I'm Lady Mei Zhen in disguise working for the horrible and cruel Lady Phoenix who is trying to rule me and break my spirit but the brave an noble Mei Zhen Ni (That's how I write my name, since it's cute) will never give in! I will rise above all the adversary, and GET THE GUY!! HA!
Wait, guy.
BLEHHHHHHH!
Ok, a guy with no dick.
Wait, no, that's even grosser. AAAAHHHHHHH what's a girl to do????!!!!!!!!

xoxoxo~♥~