I was on facebook, and I found this application where your friends answer questions about you. Looked at what they said about me and what did it say? Do You Think Jasmine Is Pretty? NO! Do You Think Jasmine Is Sweet? NO! Do You Think Jasmine Is Confident? NO! Well, really! I'm so glad I have such supportive friends.
The one who said I'm not pretty was a boy. Now who might that one be? Who do you think...?
I have a couple of guy friends, but most of them while away their time staring at my chest, so I don't know if they really know what I look like above the neck at all. Maybe it was someone who saw my picture and thought I was my friend Jade. She's pretty enough, but for all of those uncivilized Ohio people, she's probably just too Asian. Who could it be? I could technically find out, but I don't want to, as it might be my crush ♥Roman♥ the ♥cutie♥. I've had a crush on him ever since sixth grade, and he's been ignoring me since sixth grade. He's Zac's friend, and the pastor's son, which gives you a pretty nice idea of his personality. Actually, I like his personality. He's hyper like me. ♥
Still pissed. Why am I not sweet? I try to be nice! I can't help it if the person I'm currently conversing with happens to be the sluttiest slut in the world! Even then, I don't let it show. I act like their best friend. I bet it was Ilene who said that. She used to be my best (and only) orchestra friend, but now she is finding it hard to be civil to me. She is also probably the one who thinks I'm not confident. Right now, she is probably answering such kindhearted questions such as, "Do you think your friend Jasmine is cute and sexy and could rule the world?" with an emphatic "NO!"
Ahhh, well, I will not let that get me down! It's all behind me now! I got to sing my songs! Lalalala. I hear nothing ugly and harsh. Lalalala I'm off to La-La Land. (If I'm not there already)
Everyone, especially Kitty and Sungmin, are very pissed at me because I didn't vook any desserts for when they came back from tae kwon dog doo. Well, how was I to know they were'nt getting ice cream like they'd said? How was I to know that I was too busy singing and practicing (although I did that for like ten mins) to cook any extraneous cake? Besides, Halmoni brought over that cheesecake. Isn't that enough? Why am I so whiny? I didn't make it, now they're mad. Plain and simple. And, oh yeah, I kinda said I would so this is all my fault after all. Wonderful, Jasmine.
Right now, I have my something-awful-is-about-to-happen-or-has-already-happened feeling on. I wonder why? I don't think anything awful is going to happen. Is it? Before the You-May-Not-Watch-Music-Videos-Because-They-Are-Gay talk, I sorta had the feeling a few hours in advance. Sooooo, what do you think will happen? Will Roman and The Puppy show up at my house both proclaiming that they hate me with all their hearts? Or maybe a cute boy will stagger up to my doorstep, hand me a knife, then drop dead, just as the police come roaring up the street. Nooooo! Not a cute boy! Couldn't stand that happening! Okay, an oooooogly boy from the planet of MegaUgliness. Much better. Oh, and he's a jerk too.
Still have the feeling. So thick you could cut it with a knife. So strong you could use it to rip a telephone book in half (and why you would want to do this, I don't know, as telephone books are generally quite useful if, like most of us, you don't have a knowledge of the phone numbers of everyone in a square mile radius.) (or maybe more-I never claimed to be Ramanujan.).
Still have the feeling.
What the heck is going to happen????!!!!!!! The suspense is slowly killing me.
Maybe it's because everyone's dissing me on F.B. That may have something to do with it. I didn't know I was so sensitive! Woooowwww, we learn new things each day.
Or maybe cause everyone's pissed at me. They usually are, however, so I don't think this could have much to do with it.
I feel like a frickin freak.
Because I'm homeschooled.
And because of people like Ilene.
My life will now be miserable and sad.
Because of people like Ilene.
And because I am homeschooled.
I will die miserable and alone.
With people saying things like
"She was not confident!"
"She was not sweet!"
And above all...
"She was not even pretty!"
ANd all hearts will weep.
The end.
Ok, now I feel like much, much more of a freak. Going on about my funeral? Saying I'm miserable because of my so-called friend? (Well, I probably am) I must be turning emo.
Crud. I really hate black.
xoxoxo~♥~
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