Monday, December 1, 2014

Happy December 1st!

I just downloaded the iPhone app for this, so now I can mobile blog to my heart's content. Which is excellent, because there are many times throughout the course of my life in which I wish to share a witty remark with the world at large, and now everyone can partake of my charming and hilarious banter at any time. Isn't it splendid? Yes it is! But do you know what's not splendid? Several of the good folks in my hall, including my roommate Sadie, have elected to hold a very noisy cocktail party right outside my door. I'm not studying, but if I were, dear me, I would be incensed. As it is, I merely feel rather ashamed to not be partaking in the glorious chatter and hilarity going on outside. At least Jiwon is with me to keep me company in my solitude here. Maybe I can persuade her to watch some Broadway musicals with me. Oh dear, oh dear, what's to be done? I feel like Heathcliff, and that's not at all pleasant! I would rather be Elizabeth Bennett. Shall I march myself on out to the hallway and join in the discussion with a hearty will? Maybe they would accept me fondly as one of their own. But no, I have a pressing obligation to finish watching The Two Towers, and I can't shirk my duty. Just call me Sam; I'm a paragon of responsibility. Besides, now I can fall asleep at an obscenely early hour, and all will be well. Goodnight now!

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