Me: Hi :D
Austin: Ohay I missed you :)
Me: I missed yo too bub! Wait, that sounded awkward and insincere :O oops!
Austin: LOL. It's fine! What's you doin? :D
Me: Werkin like a twerkin burgher baybay! :D ugh the teachers are so terrible though... Note: I quite realize how inappropriate that was to say, but they make me so angry every day that I had to get it out.
Austin: That's hawt ;D Aww, how so? :(
Me: They don't speak English well, and they can't teach it, but even worse, they're really mean, and they make fun of the students and stuff >:(
Austin: Maybe you should buy some pizza and have a pizza party :)
Austin: My friends like making fun of me as a group maybe you should try that it really brings people closer together ;^;
Me: u r fat lol Somehow that doesn't appeal to the senses. Am I doing it wrong?
Austin: No, my feels are hurt :') But srs tho I'm so hungry I could ride a horse
(long interlude during which I was sleeping and eating and reading Steinbeck and being a lazy butt)
Me: Did you eat anything? :D What have you been doing with your day? This all sounds unnecessarily interagotory :O
Austin: I had me some friend chicken! I've just been sleeping... Ugh. But I did my laundry. I guess that was somewhat productive. What about you, what have you done today?
Me: Yay for sleeping and laundry! Now you are fresh and refreshed (I think that's an ad or something). I did absolutely nothing worthwhile! :D except now I'm at an SAT prep class for our CKC kids, so I guess that's somewhat helpful.
Austin: But not as fresh and refreshing as you! You are an angel to our community. Why must you be leaving :'( What time do you get off? :p
Me: I get off every night ;D No, but actually this might go on indefinitely, depending on how many questions the kids ask. Is a bummer D: Note: I quite realize how vulgar that was, but we must be all things to all men, must we not?
Me: Sorry, that was inappropriate :C
Austin: Oh I gotchu ;D Hey that's gr9 because I would like to give you a present for all your hard work!
Me: Are you present to present a present at this present time? :D (what does that even mean hurr) Note: I had no idea what was going on at this point.
Austin: wat. Are you done? I need like 30 minutes oh no ;_;
Me: Oh no, I'm not actually :p I was just being silly with my wordplay!
Austin: Oh. Phew. :3 That was a beautiful sentence btw. The English language is bootyful
Me: Ain't it now? Language is truly a thing of beauty, and therefore a joy forever! C:
Austin: Yeah kind of like you :) I mean wat
Me: Fo sho I am hella dank dawg #radical
Austin: Only the swaggiest! So are you at school?
Me: Oh, actually I'm in San Bernardino! That's where CKC is, you see.
Austin: Damn, I was going to surprise you D: but I have time for that later!
Me: Oh, I thought this was all strictly metaphorical! Tomorrow's my last day at work yay! Actually, wait, it's Tuesday, oops.
Austin: Definitely don't expect anything on Tuesday from 1 to 3 then ;D
Me: No, definitely not. Tuesday is like a river of vapidity.
(interlude about college stuff)
Me: Your schedule cray! I said damn! That's good though C: Do you have to take GE classes?
Austin: Yeah, but you should help me with our chemistry ;D I don't think I have to take GE classes :o
Me: Let's strengthen our covalent bond ;D oh, that's right, my brother didn't take any either!
Austin: Are you Fluorine cuz I want to bond with you ;D wow we wre 2 swaqq
And there it ends. Cuz I haven't replied yet, in my rude way. Never fear, though, I plan to make a chemistry pickup line or pun or something. I can make make wordplay till the cows come home. But yeah, there you have it! Was he going to come visit me? Was he going to bring me Starbucks? Oh me oh my! I don't know what is life. I went to his tumblr because I am a creep, and someone anonymous asked him to describe the girl he likes, and he went on to provide this:
she’s cute and beautiful and smart and bubbly and talented and short and has a huge vocabulary, freckles, big bright brown eyes and nice brown hair, barely talks to me but puts an idiotic smile on my face when i see her name show up on my phone and she makes my mind lasjhdfnkvdsn she's also moving very far away.
IS THAT ME HUH
I don't know what to think! Kitty read it, and she said it was indeed me, and then Mom and Sungmin and Dad all came over and read it too, and agreed. This is all so confusing! What is happening? Who is John Galt? I need answers to my questions, people!
We went to the mall today (that was such an abrupt change I am sorry) after CKC, and Kitty and I went to Forever 21 (among other places) while Mom and Sungmin went to Gamestop and the like. Kitty bought a cute striped pencil skirt and a black shirt with studs, and I got this adorable black leather jacker. I felt so guilty for getting it, but it was on sale, and I need jackets for Ohio. I don't really have any, you see. And I've wanted a leather jacket for a really long time. So maybe it's all right. It fits me like it was made for me (which is rare, given my tiny size) and it's really, really cute. I'm already planning outfits with which I can wear it. Maybe my polka dotted dress that Kitty bought for me, and the boots Allie gave me? Perfect mix right there. I will do it, mark my words. I bought Sungmin and Mom chocolate at the candy store, and the lady gave me a bunch of samples. It's so good too. Chocolate is like poetry to the palate.
Because we are manly and amazing, and we could potentially win our town the race and be chaired through the marketplace, Kitty and I went running today. It was so tiring. Eventually, I persuaded her to go off by herself so I wouldn't hold her back, and I finished my exercise myself. She came bouncing into the house half an hour later, full of high spirits and seratonin, and perkily described the beneficial effects of running on the soul as I lounged here in this very seat, perusing the pages my baby Daisy Bell had to offer me. (Everyone's started calling her Daisy Bell, and I like the name myself, so I suppose she is duly christened) I wish I weren't out of shape, man. It would be such a nice thing. My roommate for OSU wants to go to the gym together, and that would be good, because it would inspire me to stop being a couch potato. Let's go man!
Oh! I never mentioned this, but it is wonderful! I was at Barnes and Noble, and I found A Shropshire Lad combined with Last Poems and every other piece A.E Housman ever wrote! I squealed and jumped up and down, and waved the book in some poor man's face, and then sat down and read the whole thing. I love him so much, oh man! I know he's a minor poet, and he has his flaws (some rather more glaring than others), but I don't know if there's anyone else I love more. I want the book more than I can say, but it's expensive, and actually, I'm a little embarrassed to buy a book I love, so for now, I'm going to content myself with reading it every time I go there. Wait, that's really weird. Why am I embarrassed to buy stuff I like? It's true, though, come to think of it, I never want to buy food I like, or notebooks, or anything. Even in non-monetary terms, I've always been a little ashamed to admit to liking what I like. Wtf, Jasmine. Get it together!
I've started picking my classes for college today. There are so many I want to take, and so many are completely impractical! If I signed up for Architecture, now, what help would that be to me? Or Renaissance and Medieval Studies? Perhaps Astronomy? Or Engineering (don't laugh)? Man, this is stressful! I want to learn everything, and I can't! I feel like Dr. Faust, and that's generally not a good thing. I suppose I'll have to pick at some point, and I've already narrowed it down quite a bit, but I still have a lot to weed out before I can embark on my 16-credit load (Mom won't let me take 18). Oh, I want to take choir too, but there's also orchestra to consider! I can't take both, obviously, so I need to make a choice. And if I did choose orchestra, would I play violin or viola? I just don't know! I was thinking to audition for everything and see which yields the most satisfactory results. Now I'm thinking like an economist! Good for me! Maybe I can make it onto the OMB yet.
Wellp, tomorrow is my last day at work (for the most part), and I need to make bags of candy to give the students because I am a paragon of human virtue and refinement, so off I go. Let's see if I can do this artistically while still allocating my scarce resources to the maximum efficiency. Goodnight, Daisy Bell!
IS THAT ME HUH
I don't know what to think! Kitty read it, and she said it was indeed me, and then Mom and Sungmin and Dad all came over and read it too, and agreed. This is all so confusing! What is happening? Who is John Galt? I need answers to my questions, people!
We went to the mall today (that was such an abrupt change I am sorry) after CKC, and Kitty and I went to Forever 21 (among other places) while Mom and Sungmin went to Gamestop and the like. Kitty bought a cute striped pencil skirt and a black shirt with studs, and I got this adorable black leather jacker. I felt so guilty for getting it, but it was on sale, and I need jackets for Ohio. I don't really have any, you see. And I've wanted a leather jacket for a really long time. So maybe it's all right. It fits me like it was made for me (which is rare, given my tiny size) and it's really, really cute. I'm already planning outfits with which I can wear it. Maybe my polka dotted dress that Kitty bought for me, and the boots Allie gave me? Perfect mix right there. I will do it, mark my words. I bought Sungmin and Mom chocolate at the candy store, and the lady gave me a bunch of samples. It's so good too. Chocolate is like poetry to the palate.
Because we are manly and amazing, and we could potentially win our town the race and be chaired through the marketplace, Kitty and I went running today. It was so tiring. Eventually, I persuaded her to go off by herself so I wouldn't hold her back, and I finished my exercise myself. She came bouncing into the house half an hour later, full of high spirits and seratonin, and perkily described the beneficial effects of running on the soul as I lounged here in this very seat, perusing the pages my baby Daisy Bell had to offer me. (Everyone's started calling her Daisy Bell, and I like the name myself, so I suppose she is duly christened) I wish I weren't out of shape, man. It would be such a nice thing. My roommate for OSU wants to go to the gym together, and that would be good, because it would inspire me to stop being a couch potato. Let's go man!
Oh! I never mentioned this, but it is wonderful! I was at Barnes and Noble, and I found A Shropshire Lad combined with Last Poems and every other piece A.E Housman ever wrote! I squealed and jumped up and down, and waved the book in some poor man's face, and then sat down and read the whole thing. I love him so much, oh man! I know he's a minor poet, and he has his flaws (some rather more glaring than others), but I don't know if there's anyone else I love more. I want the book more than I can say, but it's expensive, and actually, I'm a little embarrassed to buy a book I love, so for now, I'm going to content myself with reading it every time I go there. Wait, that's really weird. Why am I embarrassed to buy stuff I like? It's true, though, come to think of it, I never want to buy food I like, or notebooks, or anything. Even in non-monetary terms, I've always been a little ashamed to admit to liking what I like. Wtf, Jasmine. Get it together!
I've started picking my classes for college today. There are so many I want to take, and so many are completely impractical! If I signed up for Architecture, now, what help would that be to me? Or Renaissance and Medieval Studies? Perhaps Astronomy? Or Engineering (don't laugh)? Man, this is stressful! I want to learn everything, and I can't! I feel like Dr. Faust, and that's generally not a good thing. I suppose I'll have to pick at some point, and I've already narrowed it down quite a bit, but I still have a lot to weed out before I can embark on my 16-credit load (Mom won't let me take 18). Oh, I want to take choir too, but there's also orchestra to consider! I can't take both, obviously, so I need to make a choice. And if I did choose orchestra, would I play violin or viola? I just don't know! I was thinking to audition for everything and see which yields the most satisfactory results. Now I'm thinking like an economist! Good for me! Maybe I can make it onto the OMB yet.
Wellp, tomorrow is my last day at work (for the most part), and I need to make bags of candy to give the students because I am a paragon of human virtue and refinement, so off I go. Let's see if I can do this artistically while still allocating my scarce resources to the maximum efficiency. Goodnight, Daisy Bell!
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