Crud, Zac just came in. So now I can't sing karaoke or watch any more anime. Cuz it's in English. Also I'd be very embarassed.
Zac appears to think that anything other than that which centers around his interests is an abomination on the face of the earth, which is very annoying, but oh well.
Kitty, Sungmin, and Dad are coming back today. I guess that's good, but....
And I hate to sound anti-sociable....
But....
It's freakin fun bein home alone, so don't judge me, hater!
I'm serious!
Mom and Zac said so too!
There go my free days of going to bed and getting up whenever I want. Now I will have to stay in my room at all hours waitning for Kitty to finally be ready for stuff. Lovely.
At any rate, at least she's bringing back the knee highs and my silver flats. Man, I missed those shoes!
Ugh, the retreat is this Friday. Durn it. I HATE orchestra! It sucks like a blow job and is gay like Lindsay Lohan! I believe it is one of the worst things that has ever happened to me. (Or maybe it was meeting TiTi. Or noooo, finding out about Lovely Miss Crystal Clay. That may have been the worst. Although... did I tell you they were courting?)
Oh yes, it's very true, Roman and Crystal Clay are courting! They are actually courting! Am I the only one who finds this extremely hilarious? Nyah! Actual courting!!! I laugh!
.... then I cry...
Cause C.C actually is perfect for him! She's blond, white, and all that! So..... *too depressed to finish sentence*
I think I'll go grease my hair with canola oil and sit around in a hideous black and purple t shirt and loose jeans calling everyone in the remotest vicinity a prep or loser (or both). Then when TiTi meets me again, she'll realize I am just like her and beg me to go out with her. (I'm sure she's a bit gay, at least...) So then, I'll tell her to shut up loser. And then I will have my sweet revenge! Muwahahaha!
...No, I can't do that, cause I'd feel bad.
WHY THE HECK DO I HAVE TO BE SUCH A FRICKIN PUSHOVER???!!!!!!!
Only bitches can make it in the world, so now since I'm not really a bitch, I can't make it in the world. Meww...
I'm sad today now. I think I'll listen to Evanescence. Then I'll paint my nails black.
I'm not even kidding, I just did listen to My Immortal, and I am gonna paint my nails black and pink for the retreat. Then I'm gonna do my toenails in purple and black. Then that will show.... well, actually, I don't know what it will show, but it's gotta show something!
I love Teardrops On My Guitar now. It's my theme song.
I can even play it on guitar!
And sing it at the same time!
That takes some serious talent, does it not?
Sigh.
Maybe I should dye my hair orange and change my name to Orihime.
Then I can go around eating disgusting food and saving the world.
Fun.
Ugh, Drew is hideous! I don't see what she sees in him! And his fashion sense is horrible! He looks like an un-cute chipmunk trying to be a prep and failing spectacularly.
Taylor looks pretty in the vid, though, although I mostly like her dress.
Ugh, I have every reason to be depressed, now, but sadly enough, I am not.
I know that Zac is going back to class later today, so now I can just hang out and will soon have the house to myself! Yay! ♥
...
Back to the topic at hand, what the heck am I gonna do about the retreat? I seriously should schedule an emergency surgery at the hospital, or maybe wear really slutty clothes in public, get stalked or kidnapped, and go into councelling. Then I wouldn't have to go... or maybe I could run away from home with only my razor-sharp wits and angelic singing voice to support me in the harsh reality of the cruel cold world, then I could, like, y'know, go to an orphan asylum or something and from there, get adopted into the most luxorious houses of the time (Somehow, I moved back in time to 19th century England) and from there I go to Hollywood and become a famous star! (Somehow, I switched back to real time again.) And that.... was all because I didn't want to go to the suck-a-dick-y retreat! Yay desu! ♥
Um, I don't think that will work...
Well, it's worth a shit...
I mean shot.
Ugh, what else can I do? I've been trying to piss off Mrs. Samuel so she'll kick me out of going, but it hasn't worked. Nay, she merely smiles upon me patiently! Maybe it's because of my hair. Everyone loves ponytails, right? Or maybe it's because of my lovely manners and sweet charmingness. Maybe she feels like she is now my mom. Or granma. Eeeeeew, that would be weird! I think I would run screeching from the world!
Um, Hello Hello sounds exactly like Just Like Me. Weird.
So maybe once I'm at the retreat, I should purposefully break all the rules so she'll send me home! Wow! That's an awesome idea! Now, what are the rules?
1. No extra food is allowed. Please do not bring food. This is a camp rule. Snacks are being provided by parents.
2. Be at all rehearsals on time.
3. Musicians must be in their cabins at the designated time each night. Bed checks will be conducted by chaperones at various times. Musicicians must stay in their assigned cabin after lights out.
4. Cabins may not be changed unless it is approved by Mrs. Samuel.
5. Boys and girls are not allowed in each other's cabins at any time. The upper camp area is reserved for girls and the lower camp area for boys.
6. The camp does not allow any electrical appliances: radios, tape/CD/MP3 players, TV's, electric blankets, heaters, etc.
7. Please act approproately at all times. Remember, you are representing the orchestra, and, as alaways, good manners and respect for others is most important.
8. Your parents will be called and you will be sent home if the above rules are not followed. (Nyah!)
By th' way, these are copied word for word! Not one to mince words, is she?
Ok, so how can I break these?
1: let's see, I'll bring lots of candy and carry it everywhere.
2. That's an easy one! I'll get "lost" walking there, and also help with cleanup every day in the dining hall!
3. DUH! All I have to do is keep walking outside after light's out! I'll just open the door, like five or six times... oh wait, this one won't work! I have Mrs. Kim as my chaperone! Oh no! Now I can't mess with her! (Cause she's too nice) I'll work on this one...
4. Obviously, I will have to switch cabins with someone.
5. Ok! This should be a really fun one! (I'm getting shivers just thinking about it!) Being the only girl in a cabin full of lovely, gorgeous boys! PERRRRRRRFFFFFFEEEEEECCCCCCCTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! ♥ ♥ ♥
It would be even better if someone caught us making out on the floor.
Or, even better still, doing it.
But I would never do it.
Not even to break the rules.
So there.
6. I'll bring my iPod, several cd's, the laptop...
7. Cool! I'mma say "dick" every five seconds!
8: And of course, this lovely rulette! It's perfecccct! ♥
Oh my.
I just saw a comment on Decode that said "I'm such a huge twilight fan I've seen the movie 17 times and read every book twice except Breaking Dawn, and I'm on page 226! I love Twilight! Paramore rocks!"
Shiz. Seriously. Just shut up already!
Why does everyone associate Paramore with stupid freakin Twilight? I mean, sure they did part of the soundtrack, but... GET OVER IT already, you weirdos!
Oh! Did you see those freaky twilight contacts? They were on Perez Hilton. Ew, I'm serious, so DISGUSTING!
People have become quite obsessed.
Maybe it's something in the pages of the book, and everyone who reads it gets hypnotized into thinking it's actually decent and good and now everyone in the entire world is obsessed with it, excpet me, who, for some reason, was spared. Oh my! How horrible! We must do something to stop this...
Crud, I have been blogging for, like, a million years and four seconds, so I should really go.
I need to do math too.
But w/e. I didn't do any yesterdee.
But screw dat.
Bye!
xoxoxo~♥~
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