seriously, i think i might be safer from perverts with no babysitter at all...

Hola! I'm at home with the babyshitters... and... special guest....
babyshitter no. 1's little cousin. Ok, not little, as he's actually older than me, but who cares. He is fat, ugly, stupid, perverted, yet strangely conservative, and apparently hates music of any kind. I'm listening to Wake Me Up Inside by Evanescence REALLY loud, just to piss him off. He apparently hates it. Sheesh, what is it with boys and their obsession with telling me to turn off everything I listen to?? Honestly.
This is even a little loud for me, but who cares. Who gives a crap.
Nyah.
I made a huuuge tub of goopy potato salad today. I thought it would be a good idea. It... was not. For one thing, it turned out really watery, so I dumped in about a million tons of cornstarch to thicken it up, but all that did was make it taste like cornstarch. Then, I cooked some more potatoes, but they were undercooked, so they tasted really awful, but-
UWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Nyah! That was the funniest thing! I just exploded an egg in the microwave! It took about a minute and a half and the thing just went BOOM! It was sooooo funny! And fun!
Ok, call me psycho.
Ugh, but now I have to go clean it up.
B'bye!