So, that's the story. I'm getting married! I can't believe it. Like, I truly can barely believe it. The ring was three sizes too big, and we're trying to have it resized right now, so I don't have it as proof. I keep looking at the pictures I took on my phone. (Anselm voice) I can't believe it! Here's a list of questions about us as a couple to see if we're ready to get married LOL okay:
From this lovely list of fiction OTP prompts!
1. On vacation, who likes to do/see everything and who doesn’t mind just relaxing?
I want to do everything; Emily wants to relax
2. Who wants to travel the world and who is a home-body?
We both want to travel!
3. Who likes to dance when they think no one is looking and who grabs them to dance together?
Emily dances by herself; I try to make us dance together (and have!)
4. Who has a giant stack of unread books beside the bed?
Emily LOL this question was made for her
5. Who hoards things? (Not like, Hoarders-style)
Me
6. Who builds garden boxes and who actually gardens?
I won't even go near dirt. Emily likes gardening.
7. Who has to teach the other how to fold a fitted sheet?
Emily should definitely teach me at some point.
8. Who despises the other’s favorite food (Bonus: what is it?)
LOL Emily doesn't like sweet and savory mixed together, or things that are too spicy, and those are my favorite things!
9. Who offers massages when the other comes home from work dead on their feet?
I think both of us.
10. Who’s afraid of thunderstorms?
Emily
11. Who wants to try weed?
I smoke all the time 🍁
12. Who enjoys rainy days and who doesn’t?
We both don't mind them, but I'm the one who prefers sun more
13. Who begs for a pet and who finally gives in? (Bonus: what kind of pet?)
Emily wants the pet!
14. Who makes a chore schedule?
Emily suggests it and implements it; I create it and draw it up on pretty bullet-journal paper with washi tape and stickers.
15. Who has tons of stuffed animals and who swears Mr. Brown Bear stares at them?
We both have stuffed animals! But I have more.
16. Who cooks most often?
It's about equal, but maybe I cook a bit more.
17. Who is too shy to order food and so who actually calls to make takeout orders?
I take care of making the orders, unless I'm feeling anxious, and then Emily does it!
18. Who starts dabbling in witchcraft?
It really could be either of us.
19. Who always turns off the lights as they leave a room?
I do more often, but sometimes I forget!
20. Who plans out romantic nights and who does it spur of the moment?
Emily plans things; I take it as it comes.
21. Who gets up first and makes the coffee?
Me, almost 100% of the time
22. Who’s the vegetarian and who most certainly isn’t?
We both tried being veggie before!
23. Who just started watching gay porn for the first time and becomes obsessed?
We've both been watching gay porn for a long time 🌚
24. Who lays on the other’s chest and who strokes the other’s hair?
Usually Emily lies on me, and I do like to play with her hair! I only tend to lie on her when I'm anxious.
25. Who has more friends then the other?
I have more friends!
26. Who has a higher threshold for pain?
Emily probably does, because it happens to her more often.
27. Who can’t sleep at night when the other is away?
Emily has trouble sleeping in general, whereas I usually knock out within about ten minutes regardless of where I am, so I'm going to say her.
28. Who does the dishes and who does the laundry?
We take turns with both.
29. Who would rather have Oreos while watching Netflix and who would rather have pizza? (Bonus: preferred pizza toppings for both?)
Emily would rather have Oreos (her favorite pizza topping is corn); I would rather have pizza (favorite topping is pineapple).
30. Who throws the water bottles in the trash bin and who keeps reminding them that THEY GO IN THE RECYCLE BIN?
I think we're both guilty of throwing things in the wrong bin, so we don't really say anything.
31. Who’s always on time and who is always late?
Emily is devastatingly punctual; I have trouble remembering that time exists.
32. (Having just moved in with each other) Who has to get used to the other wearing nothing to bed?
Emily did have to get used to me wearing hardly anything because I overheat.
33. Who replies in an argument, “bite me” and who actually bites them?
I feel like I would say the "bite me," but we don't really argue like that.
34. Who is the more outdoorsy type and who would rather stay in and read?
If it's outdoors like hiking, then Emily, but if it's outdoors like "going out in a place with civilization" then me.
35. Who is ticklish and who takes advantage of it?
I'm not ticklish, so it must be her, but I wouldn't take advantage of it.
36. Who initiates a prank war and who ignores it, hoping that the other will stop?
I think I would be the one to initiate the prank war.
37. Who is deathly afraid of insects and who has to kill them every time because the other is too scared to go anywhere near them?
Emily is only scared of a few insects, so I take care of those, but I don't kill them! >:O
38. Who has placed mistletoe in every room of the house to get in as many kisses as possible and who is exasperatedly questioning ‘this is the 5th time today WHERE IS ALL THIS MISTLETOE COMING FROM?’ before sighing and leaning in
I'm the one who puts the mistletoe!
39. Who bugs the other while they’re trying to get work done?
Me, because I can't focus and it's hard to keep my mouth shut.
40. Who was the first to initiate contact (physical or otherwise)?
I'm more flirty, but Emily is more brave, so she usually initiates.
41. Who is more open about their sex lives? (You decide how to interpret “open”)
Both of us, really.
42. Who constantly steals food off the plate of the other?
I feel like I would be the one to steal food, but only if she's okay with it or offers.
43. Who knows Bohemian Rhapsody by heart?
I definitely do. I think she does too.
44. Who is more likely to win a sing off?
Me.
45. When confronted by idiots, who stands their ground?
Probably me, to my own detriment.
46. When playing hide and seek, who can’t stop giggling?
Emily, because I play to WIN.
47. Who is most likely to cry while in the theater?
Emily.
48. What ridiculous task would your otp perform for a Klondike bar? (Both of them)
I would flirt my way into getting an easy task. Emily wouldn't care that much, but would perform any task that she was given with ease.
49. What their nicknames are for each other?
We don't really do nicknames, because we're both too shy, I think LOL
50. What is the most trivial thing they fight over?
Food opinions, probably.
51. Who leaves their stuff around?
Emily, but I do as well to some extent.
52. Who makes fun of the other for having a crush on them only for the other to remind them that they’re married
I probably make fun of her.
53. Who becomes a human baby when they get sick?
Emily probably, because I don't admit that there's anything wrong with me when I'm sick until I pass out (but after that, I do become a bit of a baby).
54. If they were to go to the beach, who would lounge under the sun, and who would actually swim?
I would swim more, but we would both play in the water.
55. Who tells the other to quit bouncing their leg/fidgeting?
Emily has to tell me to stop fidgeting !
56. Who remembers what the other one always orders at a restaurant?
We both know each other's orders.
57. Who gets the window seat?
Me, because I get motion sick easily, and also because I feel like she would give it to me if I asked.
58. Who leaves little notes in the other’s one lunch? (Bonus: what does it say?)
I leave the notes, and they're sappy and covered in cute doodles and stickers.
59. Who carries all the important documents while traveling?
I do, because Emily loses things.
60. Who checks the prices while grocery shopping?
We both do.
61. Who sneaks in cookies in the shopping cart?
Probably me, but only if I'm the one paying.
62. Who would discreetly pinch the other one’s butt in public?
Probably me.
63. Who’s prone to road rage?
I used to have bad road rage. Emily doesn't drive, so I'm not sure what she would do.
64. Who talks to questionable strangers?
Me, definitely me.
65. Who wears nothing but their underwear around the house for a whole day?
I once spent the whole day naked.
66. Who is more amenable to cross-dressing?
Me. I'd love to pass as a guy sometimes!
67. Who shrinks clothes in the wash?
Me, but I think it could happen to either of us.
68. Are birthday cakes homemade? If so, who makes them?
They are, and Emily makes them.
69. Who deals with the door-to-door Mormons? How do they handle it?
I deal with it, because Emily can't say no to people. I would probably be polite, yet firm, and just tell them we're not interested.
70. Can they put together something from Ikea together, successfully?
Yes! Emily is good at reading instructions.
71. Who is more forgiving?
Both of us are pretty forgiving. I feel like I do more that needs to be forgiven, though.
72. What would they do if one was bitten by a zombie?
Cry.
73. What do they watch on TV when they are bored?
Emily usually shows me things that I missed out on in my deprived childhood.
74. Who thinks “what a dork I love them so much” more often?
Probably Emily, because I do more dorky things.
75. If they were dogs, what kind would they be?
I would be Emily's dog Kasper, who's smart, but also a dumbass. We've discussed this.
76. What are their favorite emojis? (Both of them!)
Mine is 💖 or 🌚 and hers is 🌹
77. Who pushes the door when it says pull?
Both of us, but I think I would be more likely to.
78. Who doesn’t take sugar in their coffee and who puts in far too much?
Neither of us takes sugar. She likes sweets more than I do, though.
79. Who wears the ugly-ass shoes and who screams “WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?!??”
Her fashion sense is questionable; I love fashion.
80. Who thinks lying is ok to save feelings (just little white lies), and who thinks complete honesty is always morally necessary?
I think she's more okay with white lies than I am, but we both do it.
81. Who tries to convince the other to let them adopt a dragon from the shelter?
Emily would want to adopt it.
82. Who makes the bed?
Both of us.
83. Who makes the other person marathon lord of the rings with them?
Emily, because I never make anyone watch anything (except Les Mis).
84. Who dunks themself into the sea straight away and who inches their way in painfully slowly and takes forever to get their torso in the water
I think Emily would get in, because that's the sensible thing to do, but I would do the inching.
85. Who sent the, “Do you like me? [ ] yes [ ] no” letter?
I was the one who confessed my feelings first.
86. Who is the one who jumps on the suspension bridge and who gets super freaked out and clings to the rails in terror
Neither of us would jump, that's mean.
87. Who would totally and unexpectedly destroy the other in a karaoke battle?
Me, because Emily doesn't really sing.
88. Who fell down the stairs, and who warned you about the stairs
I have fallen down the stairs before, and I will do it again. However, Emily is also clumsy, so it's a bit of a toss-up.
89. Who finds it pointless to hate little, insignificant things and who has a million and one pet peeves that are pretty worthless but they never stop ranting about it? (Bonus: name some of these pet peeves)
Emily is the one with the pet peeves, many of which include works of fiction.
90. Who has to catch the mouse, and who demands it be released outside, unharmed?
We would work together to catch it, and mutually agree to let it outside.
91. Who deadpans their puns and who can’t keep a straight face? (Bonus: include a Banna pun)
I make more puns, but Emily has better execution.
92. Is there a song they both know all the lyrics to? What song?
We both know a lot of musicals songs.
93. In a heist, who is sneaking around corners and doing barrel rolls while the other one strolls along eating Doritos chocolate biscuits?
I feel like Emily would be all into it, and I wouldn't be taking it seriously at all.
94. Who buys matching ugly sweaters for Christmas?
Probably me.
95. Who knits? (Or is craftier, in general)
Emily for sure.
96. Who makes the best baked goods and who brings the treats everywhere to brag?
Emily makes the food; I bring it and brag and tell everyone the recipe.
97. Who would third wheel the fuck out of your otp
Somehow, I feel like it would be Natalie LOL
98. Who gets stuck in the cat tree and who is too busy laughing to call 911 help the other one out (911 seems excessive for “stuck in the cat tree”)?
I would probably get stuck, but Emily wouldn't laugh, and would call 911 immediately.
99. Do they have a favorite mutual Disney movie? Do they know all the lyrics to the songs?
Probably Mulan. And of course we do!
100. Who unknowingly says very suggestive things?
Emily says them; I point them out.
101. Looking on their nightstand right now, what reading material would you find for both of them?
Emily likes fantasy and YA novels; I like nonfiction and scientific articles.
102. Do either of them play a musical instrument? If so, which one(s)?
I play violin and viola!
103. Who cracks really bad jokes and who doesn’t have the heart to tell them?
I'm definitely the one making the jokes-- and I DO
104. Who initiates the paint war? Who one wins?
I initiate it; she wins it.
105. Who has the more complicated Starbucks order (Bonus: what is it?)
Neither of us have a complicated order, because we feel bad.
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