Holy hell, that's one G-D big ass heart!!
Sexy shit, I friggin love Glee. ♥ and those men.... mm-MM!
I took the AP exam today. I apparently can't discuss the essay questions, so I shan't, but... just know that one was contrasting two movements that rhyme with "blenlightenment" and "bwomanticism" and the other one was talking about how the countries of Europe could do something that rhymes with "bwoonite".
Damn, I think I should be a spy. I'm so good at disguising things.
Anyway, I think I did well on the exam. The DBQ was the best one I've ever written, and I actually finished my essays! Both! I put down my pen just when they told us too. I'm so good.
Ok, it's the next day.
I have some shameful news: Zac has grown addicted to dubstep. I know not if he can truly now be considered one of the family. Here he is, blasting "Herbalist" and extolling the virtues of rave backbeats while I'm trying to hold on to my sanity. So shameful.
One of our violin students, a mere fourth grader, has managed to memorize all fifty states, the capitals, and their locations on the map. I don't know how he did it. I can barely remember what state I live in most of the time (denial) and where it is on the map (a river in Egypt). I do, however, know the countries of Europe, their capitals, languages, and national flowers. I'm such a boss. Yeahhhhh, buddy. Uh-huh. Yup. I'm awesome.
Sadly, the only ones I can find on a map are France and Poland. (and Italy because it looks like a boot and England because it's an island.)
And questions about things like this ALWAYS show on practice tests and things! Seriously, I hardly even knew Montenegro was a country, let alone where it is. Why can't we just answer questions about France and Poland for all eternity? That would be so much easier. Oui.
I think we have students coming. Isn't that terrible? Tis the only way I have to earn a living. If I didn't work my ass off to teach these ungrateful little brats, I might have to be out on a street corner dealing drugs to ungrateful white brats! And that would suck. I see enough Hollister at school, thankyouveryeffingmuch.
I think this is slowing down the computer.
I shall publish.
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