Ok, this sucks. I'm at the library trying not to throw up. > <
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Cause I hate the library! Creepy snooty librarians glaring at you because you don't happen to like poring over thick tomes with names like Five Children And It,
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Saturday, June 27, 2009
very long and rambling
Hmm... Kitty said if I stay on the computer too long, my eyes will turn square. But I've only been on here like half an hour, and I took a picture of myself to see if they were square. They weren't, but I did look rather sweaty and ugly, so I deleted it.
EEEEESSSHHHHH why do I have to look so frickin ugly during the summer? It's my favorite season, and yet I look like shit! Crud!
No wonder no one wants to date me. No one likes fat girls.
Except for weird old geezers who like to Play Dick with themselves, apparently.
Ugh, poor me. Why do I have to be so effin fat and ugly?
It's really really annoying.
It doesn't even matter if you have a big chest, apprently, because that's not in fashion right now. Look at Teen Vogue and everyone looks like they just came out of an Anorexia Acceptance Program. I just know I won't win that photo contest, even though I had a cute outfit, cause NO ONE LIKES A FAT GIRL! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, I should go on a diet, or go excersise or something, but it's so annoying. It's too much trouble.
I know I'm going to weigh at least 500 pounds when I grow up, though.
Society is biased! What's wrong with lovin' the healthy people? Natalie Portman is gorgeous, of course, but she's gonna pass out from hunger-induced heart failure someday. And then who will be laughing? Not me, because that isn't funny, but I'm sure someone will be.
So? That proves my point! I may be fat, but at least I've got a booty to shake!
Ludacris said he liked big girls. So there. (Although I'm not sure that really says anything, because I'm sure Ludacris would like any girl he could convince to come home with him.)
And I'm definately not that kind of girl.
I'm bored, though. I don't wanna get off the computer, because then I wouldn't have anything to do, and also Kitty and Sungmin are "playing", which of course really means fighting, so this gives me an excuse to stay out of their way. You can't break the computer, after all...
Sabbath is so... I mean, sure, it's a good thing! But, forgive me for saying this, I really don't- Well, I can't say that, but you know, right? Today Mom decided I needed to help her in Sungmin's sabbath school, so I missed all the singing in both my sabbath school, and big church because we were late. Crud! Then, I had to sit next to some weird, oldish dude who kept pressing his leg up against mine and smelled strongly of cologne. I couldn't move, of course, because Kitty, next to me was sitting next to another creepy oldish dude (he didn't smell like cologne though. He didn't smell too good, either, but that's another story) and far be it from me to make her be rammed up against this guy. Gotta protect the little children, right? So, self sacrificingly, I sat there throughout the entire sermon, growing more and more uncomfortable as Mr. Self Styled Stud put his moves (and leg) on me. You can bet when the sermon was done, I bolted...
Aaahhhhhhh, I feel bad! I dissed Jade's friends! I called them "A ravenous bunch of growling werewolves" or something of the sort. It's not my fault, though! They are! That group, who laughed all through the murder of 42 ninth graders, will never gain my respect again.
Especially TiTi.
Even though she wasn't actually present.
But still.
I think it's ok with her, because she didn't appear to mind (and she makes it painfully obvious when she minds), but I still feel baaaaaaaad! *Sobs with dramatical gasping cries and groans*.
Oh well. I am better off without that murderous crew anyway.
What would I want with a bunch of bourgeoise cutthroats anyhow? They'd probably just do themselves with kitchen knives.
TiTi especially.
*Snicker* that girl is so emo, she puts Nine-Inch Nails to shame!
She's so fat I used up a tank of gas trying to drive around her!
She's so annoying she should be used a weapon in torturing prisoners!
She's so gay she gets her Little Life Lessons from Lindsay Lohan!
She's so stupid she thinks wing nuts are served with the cheese course!
She's so weird they dropped her from the Attaining Nirvana training program!
She's so evil you could kill her by driving a stake through her heart!
She's so tenacious you could hypnotize her five times and not teach her a single thing!
AND SHE DOESN"T KNOW HOW TO WASH HER FREAKIN HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!
...
Ok, now I feel really bad. I don't like to call people stupid or fat, since it's sort of hypocrisy. But still, that girl is pure evil! She should change her last name to Cullen.
Wait, they're not supposed to be "evil".
Well, they are anyway.
Cause I frickin hate Edward.
Nyah.
Ohhhhh, but I looooooove Carlisle! He is like the epitome of hot! ♥ ♥ ♥ And he's, like totally kind too! And he doesn't like blood... EEEEEEEEEEE! *rabid fangirl scream* He is sooooo hot...
Speaking of hot, I saw the New Moon trailer, and it had Taylor What'sHisName in it. He cut his hair, y'know, and now he's like so.....
Mouthwatering! *spoken in a James voice* (or was it Lawrence? or whoever it was who wanted to go and off Bella.)
At any rate, the dude was so hot I almost had to buy a new ceiling fan! PURPLE CRUD
(I don't like to say OMG or anything like that, so I just say purple crud. Gets the job done, dontcha think?) (Justin does that too. Not purple crud, exactly, but he dose substitute random words in for cuss words. It sounds easy, but it takes talent! I mean, not every word works. You can't just yell "Oh, GLUE!!!" or anything. It's gotta sound cool. The longer, the better! Like.... "Flaming purple crud biscuit with moldy cherry butter pickle relish on top! It's a ickypoo geezerlicious creepzoid!" And yes, I actually have said that.) This is getting off track, but don't you think Justin is really cute? I mean, he's just so innocent and nice! And completely unaffected by his wealth. Plus being extremely good looking... Sometimes I just wanna marry him!!!
Just kidding. But really. There aren't very many people like him anymore!
Or Crystal. She's so nice it's almost creepy, except it isn't. Cause she's nice. I almost feel like a fake, cause I'm really a pretty bitchy person, but with her, it's genuine! (I think) I love my homies.
My homies are da bestest! Yay! ♥ ♥ ♥
This is Jasmine's Little Life Policy:
If yo my homie, there nothin I won't do for ya. But if you ain't, then there nothin I won't do to bring ya down.
*spoken with a gangsta face*
Ok, that's actually not true, but it sounds good, doesn't it? Especially the bring yo down part. Unfortuantely, I'm too simple minded to actually wish harm on someone, so I have to be content with cussing at TiTi and cursing Chris Brown by hoping he falls down the stairs in front of the entire court, thereby heightening his lofty sentence. (I'm sooooooooo glad Rihanna broke up with him! Whew!) Poor me... I'm a fool! Boooooo!
There was this thing in my Bible (It's a teen Bible) that had some guidelines as to if you are wise or not. Well... sad to say, I didn't match up with any of them URGH!
Hey, well, it doesn't matter if I'm a hero or not!
...As long as I dress like Catwoman.
Eeesh.
Actually, wait, what does Catwoman wear? If it's really sexy, maybe that's a good thing! Maybe I'm getting complee-mented on mah boo-tay! Mwah!
...But somehow, I don't think so.
xoxoxo~♥~
EEEEESSSHHHHH why do I have to look so frickin ugly during the summer? It's my favorite season, and yet I look like shit! Crud!
No wonder no one wants to date me. No one likes fat girls.
Except for weird old geezers who like to Play Dick with themselves, apparently.
Ugh, poor me. Why do I have to be so effin fat and ugly?
It's really really annoying.
It doesn't even matter if you have a big chest, apprently, because that's not in fashion right now. Look at Teen Vogue and everyone looks like they just came out of an Anorexia Acceptance Program. I just know I won't win that photo contest, even though I had a cute outfit, cause NO ONE LIKES A FAT GIRL! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, I should go on a diet, or go excersise or something, but it's so annoying. It's too much trouble.
I know I'm going to weigh at least 500 pounds when I grow up, though.
Society is biased! What's wrong with lovin' the healthy people? Natalie Portman is gorgeous, of course, but she's gonna pass out from hunger-induced heart failure someday. And then who will be laughing? Not me, because that isn't funny, but I'm sure someone will be.
So? That proves my point! I may be fat, but at least I've got a booty to shake!
Ludacris said he liked big girls. So there. (Although I'm not sure that really says anything, because I'm sure Ludacris would like any girl he could convince to come home with him.)
And I'm definately not that kind of girl.
I'm bored, though. I don't wanna get off the computer, because then I wouldn't have anything to do, and also Kitty and Sungmin are "playing", which of course really means fighting, so this gives me an excuse to stay out of their way. You can't break the computer, after all...
Sabbath is so... I mean, sure, it's a good thing! But, forgive me for saying this, I really don't- Well, I can't say that, but you know, right? Today Mom decided I needed to help her in Sungmin's sabbath school, so I missed all the singing in both my sabbath school, and big church because we were late. Crud! Then, I had to sit next to some weird, oldish dude who kept pressing his leg up against mine and smelled strongly of cologne. I couldn't move, of course, because Kitty, next to me was sitting next to another creepy oldish dude (he didn't smell like cologne though. He didn't smell too good, either, but that's another story) and far be it from me to make her be rammed up against this guy. Gotta protect the little children, right? So, self sacrificingly, I sat there throughout the entire sermon, growing more and more uncomfortable as Mr. Self Styled Stud put his moves (and leg) on me. You can bet when the sermon was done, I bolted...
Aaahhhhhhh, I feel bad! I dissed Jade's friends! I called them "A ravenous bunch of growling werewolves" or something of the sort. It's not my fault, though! They are! That group, who laughed all through the murder of 42 ninth graders, will never gain my respect again.
Especially TiTi.
Even though she wasn't actually present.
But still.
I think it's ok with her, because she didn't appear to mind (and she makes it painfully obvious when she minds), but I still feel baaaaaaaad! *Sobs with dramatical gasping cries and groans*.
Oh well. I am better off without that murderous crew anyway.
What would I want with a bunch of bourgeoise cutthroats anyhow? They'd probably just do themselves with kitchen knives.
TiTi especially.
*Snicker* that girl is so emo, she puts Nine-Inch Nails to shame!
She's so fat I used up a tank of gas trying to drive around her!
She's so annoying she should be used a weapon in torturing prisoners!
She's so gay she gets her Little Life Lessons from Lindsay Lohan!
She's so stupid she thinks wing nuts are served with the cheese course!
She's so weird they dropped her from the Attaining Nirvana training program!
She's so evil you could kill her by driving a stake through her heart!
She's so tenacious you could hypnotize her five times and not teach her a single thing!
AND SHE DOESN"T KNOW HOW TO WASH HER FREAKIN HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!
...
Ok, now I feel really bad. I don't like to call people stupid or fat, since it's sort of hypocrisy. But still, that girl is pure evil! She should change her last name to Cullen.
Wait, they're not supposed to be "evil".
Well, they are anyway.
Cause I frickin hate Edward.
Nyah.
Ohhhhh, but I looooooove Carlisle! He is like the epitome of hot! ♥ ♥ ♥ And he's, like totally kind too! And he doesn't like blood... EEEEEEEEEEE! *rabid fangirl scream* He is sooooo hot...
Speaking of hot, I saw the New Moon trailer, and it had Taylor What'sHisName in it. He cut his hair, y'know, and now he's like so.....
Mouthwatering! *spoken in a James voice* (or was it Lawrence? or whoever it was who wanted to go and off Bella.)
At any rate, the dude was so hot I almost had to buy a new ceiling fan! PURPLE CRUD
(I don't like to say OMG or anything like that, so I just say purple crud. Gets the job done, dontcha think?) (Justin does that too. Not purple crud, exactly, but he dose substitute random words in for cuss words. It sounds easy, but it takes talent! I mean, not every word works. You can't just yell "Oh, GLUE!!!" or anything. It's gotta sound cool. The longer, the better! Like.... "Flaming purple crud biscuit with moldy cherry butter pickle relish on top! It's a ickypoo geezerlicious creepzoid!" And yes, I actually have said that.) This is getting off track, but don't you think Justin is really cute? I mean, he's just so innocent and nice! And completely unaffected by his wealth. Plus being extremely good looking... Sometimes I just wanna marry him!!!
Just kidding. But really. There aren't very many people like him anymore!
Or Crystal. She's so nice it's almost creepy, except it isn't. Cause she's nice. I almost feel like a fake, cause I'm really a pretty bitchy person, but with her, it's genuine! (I think) I love my homies.
My homies are da bestest! Yay! ♥ ♥ ♥
This is Jasmine's Little Life Policy:
If yo my homie, there nothin I won't do for ya. But if you ain't, then there nothin I won't do to bring ya down.
*spoken with a gangsta face*
Ok, that's actually not true, but it sounds good, doesn't it? Especially the bring yo down part. Unfortuantely, I'm too simple minded to actually wish harm on someone, so I have to be content with cussing at TiTi and cursing Chris Brown by hoping he falls down the stairs in front of the entire court, thereby heightening his lofty sentence. (I'm sooooooooo glad Rihanna broke up with him! Whew!) Poor me... I'm a fool! Boooooo!
There was this thing in my Bible (It's a teen Bible) that had some guidelines as to if you are wise or not. Well... sad to say, I didn't match up with any of them URGH!
Hey, well, it doesn't matter if I'm a hero or not!
...As long as I dress like Catwoman.
Eeesh.
Actually, wait, what does Catwoman wear? If it's really sexy, maybe that's a good thing! Maybe I'm getting complee-mented on mah boo-tay! Mwah!
...But somehow, I don't think so.
xoxoxo~♥~
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
why the eff am i going on about mark so much?
Sweetness! It's totally summmmmmmmmerrrrrrrr! ♥ ♡ ♪♫ ☀ ☆ ✧ ✦ ★ ❤ ✿ ❀ ☺ ☮
I'm so happy!!!!!! Yay!
Summer is my absolute favorite season! ♥ ♥ ♥
Yesterday I was bored, so I wrote the most suicidal, emo, gothic, depressing song I could. It's purty durn good, too!
Here it is...
The Emo Song (I couldn't think of a title)
I remember when
I used to love the sun
I remember when
I used to live a lie
I remember when
I used to love myself
I would always push you down and hold me high
I''m going to drown inside myself
Until you see
I'm going to crumble
Until you break me free
Screaming
Burn burn burn burn me
Burn burn burn burn me
Burn burn burn burn me
Burn
Until I'm dead to pain
I remember when
I used to smile freely
I remember when
I used to fondly dream
I remember
Blue skies and happiness
But now it's dark
And you can only hear me scream
Burn burn burn burn me
Burn burn burn burn me
Burn burn burn burn me
Until I'm dead to pain
Burn
Burn
Burn
Darling, darling
Save me
Burn me
Cry
Burn burn burn burn me
Burn burn burn burn me
Burn burn burn burn me
Burn burn burn burn me
Burn
And I won't die
Burn burn burn burn me
Burn burn burn burn me
Burn burn burn burn me
Darling
Hold me high
the end
Isn't that like the best emo song evaaaaaa?!!!! And it's only me first attempt! Let's see what I can do when I start cutting myself, dressing in black, and stop using shampoo!
It's mostly a knockoff of When I Am Queen by Jack-off-Jill.
Which is a very mentally disturbed song.
But Kitty likes it.
And I do not.
So there.
Yesterday, I was doing my summer homework and listening to Evanescence. I was at it for about an hour, and then, when I stopped, my brain felt all saturated with happiness! Is that weird? Should you be happy because someone else was sad enough to write a song about how sad they are? Hmm. I am an interesting case, I am. I should call a doctor.
Some one! Call the doctor! Got a case of a love bi-polar! Stuck on a rollercoaster! Can't get off this riiiiiide.....
The music video for that song is hilarious. Not as hilarious as the one for Womanizer (minus the nude part) but still pretty good. I actually watched it the first time I saw it, so....
Uwah! Today we has Family Fun Night! It's gonna be so fun. All right, fine, call me a kid, but it is fun. I wonder if Mark is going.... KiKi said she might go too, as did Jade and Crystal. If we all go, that would be awesome! I could hang wit' my homies, yo! &hearts
Although, for Kitty, it might not be quite as fun.
For Kitty hates Mark with all her heart and dissaproves of Jade (or at least she used to, I dunno if she still does). I wonder why? Maybe if they would only treat her like they treat me, she wouldn't hate them so much. I dunno.
Although, Jade kind of does.
Mark, on the other hand, is very sarcastic, and quite rude. It's annoying, so I chew him out for it. But to me...
Sometimes he still is sarcastic and rude. Other times, he just leaves me scratching my head in "what-the-eff?"ness.
Other times, he is horribly perverted. Such as...
Jasmine's newsfeed:
Jasmine took the what are you born to do? quiz and the result is hero
now we are not talkin bout becomin a super hero... but you were born to help others and put others infornt of your needs. you are caring and that is your biggest strength you will do really well in those field where you have to help others like social worker or doctor...options are many
June 16 at 10:24pm · Comment · Like · Take this Quiz
Mark at 10:50pm June 16:
ya right
Jasmine at 10:54pm June 18:
but.. but... i thought i would look great in a batman costume! XD
Mark at 12:27am June 19:
more like cat woman then i don't care
Mark at 12:28am June 19
if your a hero or not
Jasmine at 11:18pm June 19:
haha thank you... ^^
SEEEE????? PERVERTED! What the eff, CATWOMAN?
Ergh.
But still....
I want to change my FB profile picture.... I took a really sweet one of me wearing sunglasses and making a celebrity face. I'mma go do that, cause I'm on the big computer (which has iPhoto library tee hee hee) and I might forget later. So.....
See yo!
xoxoxo~♥~
I'm so happy!!!!!! Yay!
Summer is my absolute favorite season! ♥ ♥ ♥
Yesterday I was bored, so I wrote the most suicidal, emo, gothic, depressing song I could. It's purty durn good, too!
Here it is...
The Emo Song (I couldn't think of a title)
I remember when
I used to love the sun
I remember when
I used to live a lie
I remember when
I used to love myself
I would always push you down and hold me high
I''m going to drown inside myself
Until you see
I'm going to crumble
Until you break me free
Screaming
Burn burn burn burn me
Burn burn burn burn me
Burn burn burn burn me
Burn
Until I'm dead to pain
I remember when
I used to smile freely
I remember when
I used to fondly dream
I remember
Blue skies and happiness
But now it's dark
And you can only hear me scream
Burn burn burn burn me
Burn burn burn burn me
Burn burn burn burn me
Until I'm dead to pain
Burn
Burn
Burn
Darling, darling
Save me
Burn me
Cry
Burn burn burn burn me
Burn burn burn burn me
Burn burn burn burn me
Burn burn burn burn me
Burn
And I won't die
Burn burn burn burn me
Burn burn burn burn me
Burn burn burn burn me
Darling
Hold me high
the end
Isn't that like the best emo song evaaaaaa?!!!! And it's only me first attempt! Let's see what I can do when I start cutting myself, dressing in black, and stop using shampoo!
It's mostly a knockoff of When I Am Queen by Jack-off-Jill.
Which is a very mentally disturbed song.
But Kitty likes it.
And I do not.
So there.
Yesterday, I was doing my summer homework and listening to Evanescence. I was at it for about an hour, and then, when I stopped, my brain felt all saturated with happiness! Is that weird? Should you be happy because someone else was sad enough to write a song about how sad they are? Hmm. I am an interesting case, I am. I should call a doctor.
Some one! Call the doctor! Got a case of a love bi-polar! Stuck on a rollercoaster! Can't get off this riiiiiide.....
The music video for that song is hilarious. Not as hilarious as the one for Womanizer (minus the nude part) but still pretty good. I actually watched it the first time I saw it, so....
Uwah! Today we has Family Fun Night! It's gonna be so fun. All right, fine, call me a kid, but it is fun. I wonder if Mark is going.... KiKi said she might go too, as did Jade and Crystal. If we all go, that would be awesome! I could hang wit' my homies, yo! &hearts
Although, for Kitty, it might not be quite as fun.
For Kitty hates Mark with all her heart and dissaproves of Jade (or at least she used to, I dunno if she still does). I wonder why? Maybe if they would only treat her like they treat me, she wouldn't hate them so much. I dunno.
Although, Jade kind of does.
Mark, on the other hand, is very sarcastic, and quite rude. It's annoying, so I chew him out for it. But to me...
Sometimes he still is sarcastic and rude. Other times, he just leaves me scratching my head in "what-the-eff?"ness.
Other times, he is horribly perverted. Such as...
Jasmine's newsfeed:
Jasmine took the what are you born to do? quiz and the result is hero
now we are not talkin bout becomin a super hero... but you were born to help others and put others infornt of your needs. you are caring and that is your biggest strength you will do really well in those field where you have to help others like social worker or doctor...options are many
June 16 at 10:24pm · Comment · Like · Take this Quiz
Mark at 10:50pm June 16:
ya right
Jasmine at 10:54pm June 18:
but.. but... i thought i would look great in a batman costume! XD
Mark at 12:27am June 19:
more like cat woman then i don't care
Mark at 12:28am June 19
if your a hero or not
Jasmine at 11:18pm June 19:
haha thank you... ^^
SEEEE????? PERVERTED! What the eff, CATWOMAN?
Ergh.
But still....
I want to change my FB profile picture.... I took a really sweet one of me wearing sunglasses and making a celebrity face. I'mma go do that, cause I'm on the big computer (which has iPhoto library tee hee hee) and I might forget later. So.....
See yo!
xoxoxo~♥~
Monday, June 22, 2009
YESSSS it's finally SUMMMER!!!!!! ♫☆☀♡★
Phooey! Me has too much to write about!
Ugh.
Dad is currently asleep, which shouldn't last too long, due to this ^%#*&%&^) clicky keyboard.
Which, personally, I think sucks.
But to each their own.
Ok, soooooo..... to start....
We went to the hospital on sabbath, which was fun because I got to hang with ma homegirls, yo! *gangsta face* After that, we all went to the boba house (much to Mom's dissilosiounment and unhappiness that her daughter had become so worldly as to go out with her friends on sabbath) (personally, I don't see what the big deal is, because sabbath is for hanging out, and I don't think God will mind wether we hang out by ourselves at home, or with our friends somewhere else!) and Crystal treated us. I felt rather bad about that, but there wasn't anything I could do, it being sabbath and all. So we drank our bobas and went on the computers for longer than we were techinically alowwed to (but it was ok, cause no one else was in the shop at the time). Then, when we got tired of that, we walked over to Stater Brothers and read magazines. Jade is extremely obsessed with Taylor What'sHisNameDudeWhoPlayedJacobInTwilight, who, I admit, is rather hot. Crystal and I like Selena Gomez, and none of us like Miley Cyrus. Kitty was probably bored to tears, being way younger than the rest of us, poor girl. Awww....
After that, Crystal's mom took us home, and Jade went off to Barnes And Noble, no doubt to solicit with TiTi.
Then we went shopping. Totally fun day!
The next day dawned bright and clear. Or, rather, dark and cold, cause Zac woke me up at 4:30 to say bye before leaving for Ross, otherwise known as hell on earth. I was absolutely so tired I couldn't do anything except shake hands and mumble "bye, have fun, fly safe" without pondering the grammatical inconsistancies of this statement, and then collapsing back asleep.
Then, I woke back up, and got dressed. After that, Mom and Dad came back from the farmer's market, and made me go to the effin library, which I totally hate. So, then, as soon as I came back, of course, I had to go get dressed for the wedding. Actually, that was fun, cause the dress is gorgeous and I felt like a gothic prom queen. I put my hair in two mini ponytails over loose hair, which is an upgrade over my usual style. Then I put some sparkly silver eyeshadow on, and metallic pink lip gloss. And I was ready! ♥ Tomo-chan (Thomas) arrived just after I did, which had his parents extremely surprised. "What's this, Thomas?" asked his dad. "We got here after Jasmine? What is wrong with us?" Sheesh. Just cause I'm a flake... Then, we all put on sunglasses, and went to the wedding! It was outside. And really hot. And windy at the same time. How this works, I'm not sure, but it did! We got to ride on the golf cart, like official people. Justin and me sat on the back, and Tomo-chan, unwilling to sit by Jacquelyn, went up front with the driver. NERD! *mocking laugh*
Oh dear, Dad is awake. Ok, all you need to know is that I got 1oo bucks in cahs, the couple, was soooooo absolutley darling together, they were totally in love, the pastor was really depressing and annoying, but even so I maneged to start crying behind my oversized mirrored sunglasses (borrowed from Justin), and it was totally fun!
Then, I went with Tomo-chan to the next wedding, which he was playing in and Kitty was dancing in. At first, I didn't know what to do, so I got some appetizers and ate them, but then Mom dissappeared so I decided to sneak into the reception. I went outside and saw this couple. (Old couple) Ah! thought calculating Jasmine. This could be my ticket inside! So I went up to them and asked where the wedding was. They walked in with me, and then stopped to talk to someone. I couldn't pretend I knew them, so I went over to look at the guest list. Then an overly helpful lady came over asking who my friends were and where were they. So I said Tomo-chan's family, decideng that I could probably sit with them. Unfortunately, then Tomo-chan's sister came over, which got me into a pretty tight spot. How could I claim to be their close personal friend to one of the relatives? So I said I could just stand at the back. She wasn't having any of this, though, and made me get some food. (Which I didn't mind, cause it looked yummy) Then, the lady from outside came over and asked me to sit with her. This was prefferable to staning in the back, especially as there weren't any forks in the back, so I sat down. She proceeded to ask if I knew this person. I thought I did (or should), so I said yes. Then she asked if I was a classmate. I thought I probably was, so I said yes. (Classmate=same age, right?) Then, she asked what I was studying. I told her math, English, and history, because I didn't know she thought I was much older than I was. However, when she asked what college I was going to, I began to realize I'd just gotten myself into even more trouble. So, I just smiled, laughed, and muttered something. Then she asked what I wanted to be. I said I'd like to go to medical school, so she said, "next year?" Purple crud, I thought, do I really look that old? "Um, in a few years, actually!" I said perkily, determined to keep up my facade. "Ah," she said. Then we resumed eating. Unfrotunately, at this point Mom walked in, hoping to take a video of Kitty dancing. I didn't want her to see me, so I turned my head, and stared straight at a pillar. I'm sure Auntie was wondering what I was doing, but she didn't ask.
After this, Kitty came and told me we had to leave. I said ok, and bid farewell to Auntie, who invited me to go to the Thai church soon. Theeeeennnn... we left and went to Halmoni's house for cake and ice cream since it's Father's Day (or rather, it was).
Ohh, Dad left. Oh well. Who cares?
I should get off anyway. Bye!
xoxoxo~♥~
Ugh.
Dad is currently asleep, which shouldn't last too long, due to this ^%#*&%&^) clicky keyboard.
Which, personally, I think sucks.
But to each their own.
Ok, soooooo..... to start....
We went to the hospital on sabbath, which was fun because I got to hang with ma homegirls, yo! *gangsta face* After that, we all went to the boba house (much to Mom's dissilosiounment and unhappiness that her daughter had become so worldly as to go out with her friends on sabbath) (personally, I don't see what the big deal is, because sabbath is for hanging out, and I don't think God will mind wether we hang out by ourselves at home, or with our friends somewhere else!) and Crystal treated us. I felt rather bad about that, but there wasn't anything I could do, it being sabbath and all. So we drank our bobas and went on the computers for longer than we were techinically alowwed to (but it was ok, cause no one else was in the shop at the time). Then, when we got tired of that, we walked over to Stater Brothers and read magazines. Jade is extremely obsessed with Taylor What'sHisNameDudeWhoPlayedJacobInTwilight, who, I admit, is rather hot. Crystal and I like Selena Gomez, and none of us like Miley Cyrus. Kitty was probably bored to tears, being way younger than the rest of us, poor girl. Awww....
After that, Crystal's mom took us home, and Jade went off to Barnes And Noble, no doubt to solicit with TiTi.
Then we went shopping. Totally fun day!
The next day dawned bright and clear. Or, rather, dark and cold, cause Zac woke me up at 4:30 to say bye before leaving for Ross, otherwise known as hell on earth. I was absolutely so tired I couldn't do anything except shake hands and mumble "bye, have fun, fly safe" without pondering the grammatical inconsistancies of this statement, and then collapsing back asleep.
Then, I woke back up, and got dressed. After that, Mom and Dad came back from the farmer's market, and made me go to the effin library, which I totally hate. So, then, as soon as I came back, of course, I had to go get dressed for the wedding. Actually, that was fun, cause the dress is gorgeous and I felt like a gothic prom queen. I put my hair in two mini ponytails over loose hair, which is an upgrade over my usual style. Then I put some sparkly silver eyeshadow on, and metallic pink lip gloss. And I was ready! ♥ Tomo-chan (Thomas) arrived just after I did, which had his parents extremely surprised. "What's this, Thomas?" asked his dad. "We got here after Jasmine? What is wrong with us?" Sheesh. Just cause I'm a flake... Then, we all put on sunglasses, and went to the wedding! It was outside. And really hot. And windy at the same time. How this works, I'm not sure, but it did! We got to ride on the golf cart, like official people. Justin and me sat on the back, and Tomo-chan, unwilling to sit by Jacquelyn, went up front with the driver. NERD! *mocking laugh*
Oh dear, Dad is awake. Ok, all you need to know is that I got 1oo bucks in cahs, the couple, was soooooo absolutley darling together, they were totally in love, the pastor was really depressing and annoying, but even so I maneged to start crying behind my oversized mirrored sunglasses (borrowed from Justin), and it was totally fun!
Then, I went with Tomo-chan to the next wedding, which he was playing in and Kitty was dancing in. At first, I didn't know what to do, so I got some appetizers and ate them, but then Mom dissappeared so I decided to sneak into the reception. I went outside and saw this couple. (Old couple) Ah! thought calculating Jasmine. This could be my ticket inside! So I went up to them and asked where the wedding was. They walked in with me, and then stopped to talk to someone. I couldn't pretend I knew them, so I went over to look at the guest list. Then an overly helpful lady came over asking who my friends were and where were they. So I said Tomo-chan's family, decideng that I could probably sit with them. Unfortunately, then Tomo-chan's sister came over, which got me into a pretty tight spot. How could I claim to be their close personal friend to one of the relatives? So I said I could just stand at the back. She wasn't having any of this, though, and made me get some food. (Which I didn't mind, cause it looked yummy) Then, the lady from outside came over and asked me to sit with her. This was prefferable to staning in the back, especially as there weren't any forks in the back, so I sat down. She proceeded to ask if I knew this person. I thought I did (or should), so I said yes. Then she asked if I was a classmate. I thought I probably was, so I said yes. (Classmate=same age, right?) Then, she asked what I was studying. I told her math, English, and history, because I didn't know she thought I was much older than I was. However, when she asked what college I was going to, I began to realize I'd just gotten myself into even more trouble. So, I just smiled, laughed, and muttered something. Then she asked what I wanted to be. I said I'd like to go to medical school, so she said, "next year?" Purple crud, I thought, do I really look that old? "Um, in a few years, actually!" I said perkily, determined to keep up my facade. "Ah," she said. Then we resumed eating. Unfrotunately, at this point Mom walked in, hoping to take a video of Kitty dancing. I didn't want her to see me, so I turned my head, and stared straight at a pillar. I'm sure Auntie was wondering what I was doing, but she didn't ask.
After this, Kitty came and told me we had to leave. I said ok, and bid farewell to Auntie, who invited me to go to the Thai church soon. Theeeeennnn... we left and went to Halmoni's house for cake and ice cream since it's Father's Day (or rather, it was).
Ohh, Dad left. Oh well. Who cares?
I should get off anyway. Bye!
xoxoxo~♥~
Monday, June 15, 2009
in which i pick apart potential relationships
XDXDXDXDXD I just made a totally fake account on Gifted! Now I'mma start flame wars and all that good stuff! WHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I can't wait! I made up five fake kids, cause I was just having too much fun to stop! There's awkward Edward, sickly James, baby Timothy, nerdy-girl Helena, and her soon-to-be-fallen-homeschooler twin, Ichigo! Eeeyay! I SO can't wait to incur wrath and trash on other people's kids! Woo hoo hoo!
UGH Mark was being so effin ANNOYING yesterday! He wouldn't stop picking on Kitty, so she kicked him in the "ego". Or at least dangerously close to it. Poor guy... Nyah, he deserved it though.
Jade and Kitty are of the opinion that I love him deeply and he feels the same (about me, though! Egotistical or not, he's still not quite Narcissus yet!) Unfortunately, no one thought to inform us, the lovers, of this, so we're just friends. (I can hear Jade calling, "For NOW!") Ehhhhhhh, we don't look that great together either. He's waaaaay taller than me, so I only come up about to his armpit. Also, he has a smirk, whereas I have a Tohru smile, and we're both brunettes. And... what else... our moms are very similar, and we're both rude to each other and bad at piano, and he tells me things he doesn't tell other people, (including, apparently, his ex girlfriend) and I'm apparently on his "number one" list, and he annoys the crap outta me (but I would be very sad if he left) URGH!
So basically, we would suck as a couple. See?
Cause if he tells me things he didn't tell his ex, well... can I trust him not to spill my secrets? And if we're too similar, we might annoy each other (more than we already do). (Although we're kind of opposites too, as I hate sports and he loves them, and he hates Evanescence (MAJOR turn-off!) and I love them.
So, see? See? See? We'd make a horrible couple, no matter what anyone else says!
And I think he likes another one of his friends, who is named Amy Dickerson. Or at least he's talking to her all the time on FB. He likes to hang out with Crystal Clay's bestie, too. MAN! Can't get AWAY from that chick!
Maybe she's stalking me, like she stalks Roman! EEEEKS! Maybe she's gayHelp me.
This sure puts the SO in SOS....
I just wanted to say that.
UGH! Now we have to go to Sarah's house for supper! I don't WANT TO! UGH!
Purple sick biscuit butter. I am too sick to go.
xoxoxo~♥~
UGH Mark was being so effin ANNOYING yesterday! He wouldn't stop picking on Kitty, so she kicked him in the "ego". Or at least dangerously close to it. Poor guy... Nyah, he deserved it though.
Jade and Kitty are of the opinion that I love him deeply and he feels the same (about me, though! Egotistical or not, he's still not quite Narcissus yet!) Unfortunately, no one thought to inform us, the lovers, of this, so we're just friends. (I can hear Jade calling, "For NOW!") Ehhhhhhh, we don't look that great together either. He's waaaaay taller than me, so I only come up about to his armpit. Also, he has a smirk, whereas I have a Tohru smile, and we're both brunettes. And... what else... our moms are very similar, and we're both rude to each other and bad at piano, and he tells me things he doesn't tell other people, (including, apparently, his ex girlfriend) and I'm apparently on his "number one" list, and he annoys the crap outta me (but I would be very sad if he left) URGH!
So basically, we would suck as a couple. See?
Cause if he tells me things he didn't tell his ex, well... can I trust him not to spill my secrets? And if we're too similar, we might annoy each other (more than we already do). (Although we're kind of opposites too, as I hate sports and he loves them, and he hates Evanescence (MAJOR turn-off!) and I love them.
So, see? See? See? We'd make a horrible couple, no matter what anyone else says!
And I think he likes another one of his friends, who is named Amy Dickerson. Or at least he's talking to her all the time on FB. He likes to hang out with Crystal Clay's bestie, too. MAN! Can't get AWAY from that chick!
Maybe she's stalking me, like she stalks Roman! EEEEKS! Maybe she's gayHelp me.
This sure puts the SO in SOS....
I just wanted to say that.
UGH! Now we have to go to Sarah's house for supper! I don't WANT TO! UGH!
Purple sick biscuit butter. I am too sick to go.
xoxoxo~♥~
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
i had quartet this morning ><
And not only this, Mrs. Kim is of the opinion we should rehearse every frickin day for two more weeks, or until our hands fall off. Gonna go get some berries...
Today, I was eating blackberries. I munched something squishy, but didn't notice anything until I looked at my hand and saw a maggot. FML
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I totally freaked out! I ran screaming into the bathroom to wash off my hand, and then I almost threw up. I don't think I ate a maggot, but one can never be sure, and now I feel positively ill. Bleh.
Did you know Alia joined FB? And did you know she's buddies with Thomas? DAAAAHHHHH! How dare she? Wait, no, Thomas is also quite annoying, so they're probably perfect for each other. *sigh* I do love romance!
But still. I'll be fucked if I ask her for a friend request! > <
Ick, I was scootering on the sidewalk, when a creepy old geezer drove by, making very loud kissing noises. EW! I glared at him, and he drove off laughing. I mean, CRUD! Do I attract old guys or something? EW!
All my guy friends are just friends, despite Kitty, Dad, Mom, and Zac's opinion that they are more.
Puh-LEEZE! What weird psychopath would want to date ME? They'd have to have, like, half their brain removed by an orthopedic surgeon on crack or something.
Where did Sungmin go? He was here, but then he yelled bye and left and-WAIT JUST A FUDGE BUTTERED MINUTE!!!! Am I home alone???!!!!!! Am I? AM I???!!!! I shalt go see!
Cotton pickin' it, I aint'!
Crud.
Well, anyway.
I'mma listen to some music. I really need to learn more Evanescence songs, so I will.
SO SAD!!!! I looked up Missing, and it is so SAD!!! I'mma freakin cry.
But why the eff does everyone have to say Amy Lee looks like a vampire? I mean, she sort of does, but I effin hate Twilight, so it's annoying.
I need to do some homeschooling, but I REALLY don't want to. Every time I do math or whateffa, I start thinking about high school and I freak out, so I don't do any much.
Wow, I'm really getting lucky! All the songs I choose on random are good!
Huh, how bout that. *dead pan face*
I mean, it is Evanescence.
Duh.
Hey, I bet TiTi listens to Miley Cyrus or someone like that! Jonas Brothers? HAHAHAHA! *derisive snort* Ah, here comes Zac. Let's see what he'll say about Your Star. Hmm, nothing. How odd.
Well, whateva. I'mma listen to New Divide next. Linkin Park is cool, I think. I think. At least, I like New Divide. Dunno... it had a cool album cover, did it not? Yes, it did.
I've gotta get more mature tastes in music! Now that I'm in ninth grade, I can't just listen to Avril Lavigne all the time! I must break FREE! Hiyah! No more Lil Wayne either. Or Britney Spears. Lady GaGa, however, is ok.
...
NAAHHHHH, who'm I KIDDING??!!! Bwahahaha! I can't give up my music, that would be like giving up my HEART! I'll just add some indie to my mind-ie! (And I know those don't rhyme, but they look the same!)
Ugh, I still feel sick.
Maybe I should go eat something.
BUT I CAN"T I"LL GET FAT!!!!!!!
Then I'll be a fat homeschooled preppy loser.
It would be so very wonderful. (For TiTi at least)
NO I am NOT going to get fat! I'mma stay slender as a reed!
EW it frickin REEKS in here! Who's been eating beans? Man, all day today and yesterday, my whole family has been farting up a storm! It's driving me crazy, and I can't even say anything because I'm still being kind! But... the only thing that gives me comfort is.... now no one can complain about my perfume anymore.
Although they still do.
But whatever.
Okaaaay, I'm off to seek my food! I don't care, I don't think I will get fat! I'm still pretty hyper after all. And MAYYYBE (not that this is nessesarily good) it'll make me taller!
xoxoxo~♥~
Today, I was eating blackberries. I munched something squishy, but didn't notice anything until I looked at my hand and saw a maggot. FML
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I totally freaked out! I ran screaming into the bathroom to wash off my hand, and then I almost threw up. I don't think I ate a maggot, but one can never be sure, and now I feel positively ill. Bleh.
Did you know Alia joined FB? And did you know she's buddies with Thomas? DAAAAHHHHH! How dare she? Wait, no, Thomas is also quite annoying, so they're probably perfect for each other. *sigh* I do love romance!
But still. I'll be fucked if I ask her for a friend request! > <
Ick, I was scootering on the sidewalk, when a creepy old geezer drove by, making very loud kissing noises. EW! I glared at him, and he drove off laughing. I mean, CRUD! Do I attract old guys or something? EW!
All my guy friends are just friends, despite Kitty, Dad, Mom, and Zac's opinion that they are more.
Puh-LEEZE! What weird psychopath would want to date ME? They'd have to have, like, half their brain removed by an orthopedic surgeon on crack or something.
Where did Sungmin go? He was here, but then he yelled bye and left and-WAIT JUST A FUDGE BUTTERED MINUTE!!!! Am I home alone???!!!!!! Am I? AM I???!!!! I shalt go see!
Cotton pickin' it, I aint'!
Crud.
Well, anyway.
I'mma listen to some music. I really need to learn more Evanescence songs, so I will.
SO SAD!!!! I looked up Missing, and it is so SAD!!! I'mma freakin cry.
But why the eff does everyone have to say Amy Lee looks like a vampire? I mean, she sort of does, but I effin hate Twilight, so it's annoying.
I need to do some homeschooling, but I REALLY don't want to. Every time I do math or whateffa, I start thinking about high school and I freak out, so I don't do any much.
Wow, I'm really getting lucky! All the songs I choose on random are good!
Huh, how bout that. *dead pan face*
I mean, it is Evanescence.
Duh.
Hey, I bet TiTi listens to Miley Cyrus or someone like that! Jonas Brothers? HAHAHAHA! *derisive snort* Ah, here comes Zac. Let's see what he'll say about Your Star. Hmm, nothing. How odd.
Well, whateva. I'mma listen to New Divide next. Linkin Park is cool, I think. I think. At least, I like New Divide. Dunno... it had a cool album cover, did it not? Yes, it did.
I've gotta get more mature tastes in music! Now that I'm in ninth grade, I can't just listen to Avril Lavigne all the time! I must break FREE! Hiyah! No more Lil Wayne either. Or Britney Spears. Lady GaGa, however, is ok.
...
NAAHHHHH, who'm I KIDDING??!!! Bwahahaha! I can't give up my music, that would be like giving up my HEART! I'll just add some indie to my mind-ie! (And I know those don't rhyme, but they look the same!)
Ugh, I still feel sick.
Maybe I should go eat something.
BUT I CAN"T I"LL GET FAT!!!!!!!
Then I'll be a fat homeschooled preppy loser.
It would be so very wonderful. (For TiTi at least)
NO I am NOT going to get fat! I'mma stay slender as a reed!
EW it frickin REEKS in here! Who's been eating beans? Man, all day today and yesterday, my whole family has been farting up a storm! It's driving me crazy, and I can't even say anything because I'm still being kind! But... the only thing that gives me comfort is.... now no one can complain about my perfume anymore.
Although they still do.
But whatever.
Okaaaay, I'm off to seek my food! I don't care, I don't think I will get fat! I'm still pretty hyper after all. And MAYYYBE (not that this is nessesarily good) it'll make me taller!
xoxoxo~♥~
Sunday, June 7, 2009
i feel very ugly and awkward. thank you so much, gifted peeps.
I HAVE OFFICIALLY ENETERED THE NINTH GRADE!!!!!!!!!!
Now, my new name shall be Noriko Whateverherlastnameis. For she is the only girl survivor in Battle Royale.
Cool, I get the guy. In yo face, suckas!
Graduation was ok, I guess. Peaceful Cheese didn't come, so now I probably won't ever see him again. No, I don't like him, we're just good friends!
Were just good friends, that is, if he doesn't even care enough about us to come see us all one last time. Hmmmph!
> <
3
boooooo!
Oh well. Be that as it may. He may yet re-enlist next year, as did me and Hope. And Kitty, andSungmin. I fear for my future indeed.
Oh yeah, at 8th grade grad, one of the little girls from Chinese school (one of John's friends, I think) came over to me, and, in the tone that little kids use when they feel they have a connection with an older girl (I used to use it quite a bit myself), said, "Jasmine! Remember, we need to practice the dance for Chinese school!" I nodded, and, in the tone that the older girl generally uses, said, "Ok, I will." I dunno why that reminded me. It was just cute.
I got to wear my pwetty Chinese dress! I could just see John, Hope, and everyone else thinking, "Trust Jasmine to have a pink one..." It's pretty, though, even if it is way too big! I wore my hair in two buns, cause one of the teachers was doing all the girls' hair. I have a flower on the left side. Does that mean I'm not available? Hmm...
Maybe that's what the teacher thinks.
Ah well, who cares if my new screenname is villageslut101! Let's relax and dive into the bright future of tomorrow! Cha!
Mom's home, too. I'm glad, but also, it was kind of fun to do all the housework. I felt so kind the entire week! Just like Ukitake, Alice, Carlisle, and Tohru mixed together! Yay! ♥
I must now make a kind face. <:D
Yeeesssss, that's very kind.
I feel frickin awkward cause I was reading a list of the outlandishly clever things some gifted kids did. They included things like insisting that reindeer can't be real because Santa Claus isn't real, and rhyming "violin" and "myeolin" in a rhyming game. My, how clever. My head is truly spininng.
Mayhap sarcasm is smart too...
In which case I am very well endowed.
NOOOOOOOO shut the eff up you stinkin perv! I was NOT talking about my boobies! STFU!
Oh dear. Someone is stirring upstairs.
I shalt go.
Hey, maybe they'll buy me a boba!
xoxoxo~♥~
Now, my new name shall be Noriko Whateverherlastnameis. For she is the only girl survivor in Battle Royale.
Cool, I get the guy. In yo face, suckas!
Graduation was ok, I guess. Peaceful Cheese didn't come, so now I probably won't ever see him again. No, I don't like him, we're just good friends!
Were just good friends, that is, if he doesn't even care enough about us to come see us all one last time. Hmmmph!
> <
3
boooooo!
Oh well. Be that as it may. He may yet re-enlist next year, as did me and Hope. And Kitty, andSungmin. I fear for my future indeed.
Oh yeah, at 8th grade grad, one of the little girls from Chinese school (one of John's friends, I think) came over to me, and, in the tone that little kids use when they feel they have a connection with an older girl (I used to use it quite a bit myself), said, "Jasmine! Remember, we need to practice the dance for Chinese school!" I nodded, and, in the tone that the older girl generally uses, said, "Ok, I will." I dunno why that reminded me. It was just cute.
I got to wear my pwetty Chinese dress! I could just see John, Hope, and everyone else thinking, "Trust Jasmine to have a pink one..." It's pretty, though, even if it is way too big! I wore my hair in two buns, cause one of the teachers was doing all the girls' hair. I have a flower on the left side. Does that mean I'm not available? Hmm...
Maybe that's what the teacher thinks.
Ah well, who cares if my new screenname is villageslut101! Let's relax and dive into the bright future of tomorrow! Cha!
Mom's home, too. I'm glad, but also, it was kind of fun to do all the housework. I felt so kind the entire week! Just like Ukitake, Alice, Carlisle, and Tohru mixed together! Yay! ♥
I must now make a kind face. <:D
Yeeesssss, that's very kind.
I feel frickin awkward cause I was reading a list of the outlandishly clever things some gifted kids did. They included things like insisting that reindeer can't be real because Santa Claus isn't real, and rhyming "violin" and "myeolin" in a rhyming game. My, how clever. My head is truly spininng.
Mayhap sarcasm is smart too...
In which case I am very well endowed.
NOOOOOOOO shut the eff up you stinkin perv! I was NOT talking about my boobies! STFU!
Oh dear. Someone is stirring upstairs.
I shalt go.
Hey, maybe they'll buy me a boba!
xoxoxo~♥~
Friday, June 5, 2009
many things have happened, truly
Wow, I really have a lot to update about!
Ok, so my concert actually was ok. I mean, if it gets rid of dorkestra, it must be fine! Right?
Of course, the I-Hate-Jasmine club was doing their humble best to make me miserable right up until the end, but, since I'm probably never going to see them again (I hope) I felt I could afford to be a bit forgiving, and I actually said something to Lara. Then, she, Alia, Guinevere, and Serena went up to Kitty and started talking about me. Eeeesh! They were like, "Jasmine's kind of quiet" I was like WTF! Only around psychopaths! So naturally, I went over and said, in my most dignified manner, "Are you talking about me?" "Yes," admitted Serena, promptly. "That's so kind of you," I said, my voice dripping with sarcasm and dignity. Serena looked embarassed and didn't say anything, but Alia spoke up and said, "How old are you?" "Fourteen," I told her. Hey, she's just a kid. Not a stalker. Yet. "Then why are you so SHORT?" she asked, looking like she was about to call me out for lying. "Like you're one to talk," I said. (She's REALLY short!) "I'm not short, I'm actually kind of tall!" she said snippily. "Yeah right," said everyone, including Kitty, who didn't even know her. Then I swept off dignifiedly. Yes, I handled that with dignity, did I not? Cha!
I had to say bye to my homies, though... T.T tears. I only got a pic with Anthony, cause Topaz and Cindy didn't go to the reception. Boo! I hate having to be homie-less...
Zac's concert was fun too. I love CYMO concerts, and now there won't be any more because Zac is graduating! Waaahhh! In the CYMO/Intermezzo circle of people, it's considered very cool and chic to go to the concerts and know the gossip of the other orchestra, besides your own. Of course, I always had an advantage, since Zac was pretty popular and knew everything, so I used to be considered quite cool by everyone. Now, though.... Now I can never go to CYMO concerts again and wait in the long lines and run around in the garden and crash the recpetion even though it ain't mine and be totally annoying and EVERYTHING! WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH I'm going to CRY!!!!!!!
I actually did cry, you know. When the seniors gave their speeches. (Zac did too) Kitty and Alicia (who was sitting with us) teased me about being emotional, but oh well! It was touching!
The only thing that marred this delightful day is that I had elected to wear heels that were a size too small, so by the end of the day, my feet felt like they were about to fall off and roll across the floor all by themselves. Owwie.
Oh well.
Ok, another thing that happened was my 8th grade graduation. The kind people had scheduled it for when Mom was out of town, was that not sweet and precious of them? It went fine anyways. I wore my fishnet sleeved dress and looked actually pretty cute. Our class colors were pink (my idea, natrually!) silver, and black, so everyone had to wear black. (Of course, right? Meow.) So I put on a pink sash under my chest to show it off, and then I tied a pink jewel under there too. Then I put on pink bangles, pink lippy gloss, pink and silver eyeshadow, pink hair ribbons, and the black heels that had caused me such discomfort at they CYMO concerts Sunday. The effect was very stunning! I must say. Lots of people said so too. We were all up on stage, and we were talking to each other. We must be the worst behaved homeschool class ever! *girly laugh* I'm the class clown. Er, one of them. Thomas is the other one. Apparently, everyone thinks I'm like Thomas. Think about it! We're both small, annoying, talkative, Asian, and musical! And also, of course, adorably cute! What else is there to say?
I'm sure going to miss everyone, though... although, of course, I can see Briana, Mark, and Anthony (ick!) at chirch, and Thomas, well, I see him everywhere, no probbie. But John? After Chinese school ends, I won't get to see him anymore! And I haven't even scored a kiss from him yet! Boo! Poor me.
Dad made an embarassing speech before giving me my diploma. He almost certainly made a refrence to my boobies, and everyone laughed! How crude! I ask you!
I took piccies with everyone. The one I took with Mark is kinda cute! It looks like we're a couple. Although, y'know, the one I took with Christian looks like that too... by mistake I was leaning my head on his shoulder. Oh well. Oh, speaking of couple, I saw Barbie and Ken there too. Why the eff would they go? Just to make me miserable? The witch follows poor Roman wherever he goes. What, does she wait in the bathroom for him to finish?! Eeesh, talk about clingy!
The cake was really good too.
They gave me presents, too! And I forgot to get anything for anybody. All I've been is a pain in the ass, but they've put up with me and even made me feel welcome! I feel horrible, but also very happy, and I was so touched I almost started crying, much to Kitty's displeasure. Oh yeah, Mark got my phone number too. I had to write it with eyeliner, since I couldn't find a pen. He seemed to find this extremely amusing.
We're going to to go to Sabbath school together tomorrow. What Mom will think of this, I'm not sure... oh, wait, she ain't home. Ha! I can go! Yay!
Oh yeah, yesterday something horrible happened.
It was disgusting.
It was evil.
It was the worst thing that could happen to a girl.
I saw... a dick.
SEE? SEE? SEEEEE?! It's horrible! It's disgusting! It's evil! It's the worst thing that could happen to a girl! I saw a frickin DICK!
While I was cooking supper yesterday, I composed a poem.
It is beautiful, sad, touching, and dramatic. Here it is.
The End Of My Innocence
The world has lost its glitter
It has thrown off it's disguise
Everything looks darker
before my disollusioned eyes
I think my heart has disappeared
and been replaced with frozen clay
if only my thoughts would do the same
and fling themselves away!
the darkness now is closing in
I see no rescue at hand
Instead I must await the doom
that will fall upon the land!
the joy has all but left my soul
I feel leprosied and sick
I must now face reality
For I have seen a dick.
Isn't that beautiful? Does it not bring tears to your very eyes?
SOB!!!!
Ok, so the story.
I was walking home from my lesson (Which went rather well, dispite the fact that I was ten minutes late cause I was playing piano in the chapel and pretending to be Amy Lee and lost track of time!) and I see this dude in a truck He's creepy, so I walk on. Then I hear him calling to me. WTF! I think. Is it going to happen, then? But, cause I'm a stupid idiot, I walked over without even meaning to. "Can I help you?" I asked perkily. The man asked me something, but I couldn't hear him, so I leaned over to hear him better. It was then that I saw it. A long, squishy, grayish, and extremely erect dick being manipulated between his fingers. I almost screamed! Seriously, wouldn't you freak out too? It's a dick, I tell you! A dick!!!!
So I said, very quickly and politely, "I'm sorry, no," and walked off quickly, or at least as quickly as I could since I was still carrying a heavy violin and a heavy overloaded shoulder bag. (It still has my diploma, Avon mags, food, trash, and anything else you might ever need in there) I was totally freaked, so I went to the beauty supply store next to Stater Bros which is next to the boba teahouse. It was my idea of perfecto! All this makeup and hair stuff! But it was rather expensive. So I went and bought a boba.
Oh, crud butter! I friggin HATE mowing the effin fuckbuttered ickypoo lawn! Why the eff do I have to? It sucks more than yo face! BLEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh well.
*Abrupt mood change*
I'mma make pizza today. So I need to go to the store. Oooh, maybe I can get Dad to repay me fore the boba I bought! Cause it's like my graduation present! Okie dokie, I'll take some from the jar. It's not like I have a choice!
Ugh, better go mow the stinkin lawn.
Poor me.
I am nothing but a servant.
That's an idea! I'll pretend I'm Lady Mei Zhen in disguise working for the horrible and cruel Lady Phoenix who is trying to rule me and break my spirit but the brave an noble Mei Zhen Ni (That's how I write my name, since it's cute) will never give in! I will rise above all the adversary, and GET THE GUY!! HA!
Wait, guy.
BLEHHHHHHH!
Ok, a guy with no dick.
Wait, no, that's even grosser. AAAAHHHHHHH what's a girl to do????!!!!!!!!
xoxoxo~♥~
Ok, so my concert actually was ok. I mean, if it gets rid of dorkestra, it must be fine! Right?
Of course, the I-Hate-Jasmine club was doing their humble best to make me miserable right up until the end, but, since I'm probably never going to see them again (I hope) I felt I could afford to be a bit forgiving, and I actually said something to Lara. Then, she, Alia, Guinevere, and Serena went up to Kitty and started talking about me. Eeeesh! They were like, "Jasmine's kind of quiet" I was like WTF! Only around psychopaths! So naturally, I went over and said, in my most dignified manner, "Are you talking about me?" "Yes," admitted Serena, promptly. "That's so kind of you," I said, my voice dripping with sarcasm and dignity. Serena looked embarassed and didn't say anything, but Alia spoke up and said, "How old are you?" "Fourteen," I told her. Hey, she's just a kid. Not a stalker. Yet. "Then why are you so SHORT?" she asked, looking like she was about to call me out for lying. "Like you're one to talk," I said. (She's REALLY short!) "I'm not short, I'm actually kind of tall!" she said snippily. "Yeah right," said everyone, including Kitty, who didn't even know her. Then I swept off dignifiedly. Yes, I handled that with dignity, did I not? Cha!
I had to say bye to my homies, though... T.T tears. I only got a pic with Anthony, cause Topaz and Cindy didn't go to the reception. Boo! I hate having to be homie-less...
Zac's concert was fun too. I love CYMO concerts, and now there won't be any more because Zac is graduating! Waaahhh! In the CYMO/Intermezzo circle of people, it's considered very cool and chic to go to the concerts and know the gossip of the other orchestra, besides your own. Of course, I always had an advantage, since Zac was pretty popular and knew everything, so I used to be considered quite cool by everyone. Now, though.... Now I can never go to CYMO concerts again and wait in the long lines and run around in the garden and crash the recpetion even though it ain't mine and be totally annoying and EVERYTHING! WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH I'm going to CRY!!!!!!!
I actually did cry, you know. When the seniors gave their speeches. (Zac did too) Kitty and Alicia (who was sitting with us) teased me about being emotional, but oh well! It was touching!
The only thing that marred this delightful day is that I had elected to wear heels that were a size too small, so by the end of the day, my feet felt like they were about to fall off and roll across the floor all by themselves. Owwie.
Oh well.
Ok, another thing that happened was my 8th grade graduation. The kind people had scheduled it for when Mom was out of town, was that not sweet and precious of them? It went fine anyways. I wore my fishnet sleeved dress and looked actually pretty cute. Our class colors were pink (my idea, natrually!) silver, and black, so everyone had to wear black. (Of course, right? Meow.) So I put on a pink sash under my chest to show it off, and then I tied a pink jewel under there too. Then I put on pink bangles, pink lippy gloss, pink and silver eyeshadow, pink hair ribbons, and the black heels that had caused me such discomfort at they CYMO concerts Sunday. The effect was very stunning! I must say. Lots of people said so too. We were all up on stage, and we were talking to each other. We must be the worst behaved homeschool class ever! *girly laugh* I'm the class clown. Er, one of them. Thomas is the other one. Apparently, everyone thinks I'm like Thomas. Think about it! We're both small, annoying, talkative, Asian, and musical! And also, of course, adorably cute! What else is there to say?
I'm sure going to miss everyone, though... although, of course, I can see Briana, Mark, and Anthony (ick!) at chirch, and Thomas, well, I see him everywhere, no probbie. But John? After Chinese school ends, I won't get to see him anymore! And I haven't even scored a kiss from him yet! Boo! Poor me.
Dad made an embarassing speech before giving me my diploma. He almost certainly made a refrence to my boobies, and everyone laughed! How crude! I ask you!
I took piccies with everyone. The one I took with Mark is kinda cute! It looks like we're a couple. Although, y'know, the one I took with Christian looks like that too... by mistake I was leaning my head on his shoulder. Oh well. Oh, speaking of couple, I saw Barbie and Ken there too. Why the eff would they go? Just to make me miserable? The witch follows poor Roman wherever he goes. What, does she wait in the bathroom for him to finish?! Eeesh, talk about clingy!
The cake was really good too.
They gave me presents, too! And I forgot to get anything for anybody. All I've been is a pain in the ass, but they've put up with me and even made me feel welcome! I feel horrible, but also very happy, and I was so touched I almost started crying, much to Kitty's displeasure. Oh yeah, Mark got my phone number too. I had to write it with eyeliner, since I couldn't find a pen. He seemed to find this extremely amusing.
We're going to to go to Sabbath school together tomorrow. What Mom will think of this, I'm not sure... oh, wait, she ain't home. Ha! I can go! Yay!
Oh yeah, yesterday something horrible happened.
It was disgusting.
It was evil.
It was the worst thing that could happen to a girl.
I saw... a dick.
SEE? SEE? SEEEEE?! It's horrible! It's disgusting! It's evil! It's the worst thing that could happen to a girl! I saw a frickin DICK!
While I was cooking supper yesterday, I composed a poem.
It is beautiful, sad, touching, and dramatic. Here it is.
The End Of My Innocence
The world has lost its glitter
It has thrown off it's disguise
Everything looks darker
before my disollusioned eyes
I think my heart has disappeared
and been replaced with frozen clay
if only my thoughts would do the same
and fling themselves away!
the darkness now is closing in
I see no rescue at hand
Instead I must await the doom
that will fall upon the land!
the joy has all but left my soul
I feel leprosied and sick
I must now face reality
For I have seen a dick.
Isn't that beautiful? Does it not bring tears to your very eyes?
SOB!!!!
Ok, so the story.
I was walking home from my lesson (Which went rather well, dispite the fact that I was ten minutes late cause I was playing piano in the chapel and pretending to be Amy Lee and lost track of time!) and I see this dude in a truck He's creepy, so I walk on. Then I hear him calling to me. WTF! I think. Is it going to happen, then? But, cause I'm a stupid idiot, I walked over without even meaning to. "Can I help you?" I asked perkily. The man asked me something, but I couldn't hear him, so I leaned over to hear him better. It was then that I saw it. A long, squishy, grayish, and extremely erect dick being manipulated between his fingers. I almost screamed! Seriously, wouldn't you freak out too? It's a dick, I tell you! A dick!!!!
So I said, very quickly and politely, "I'm sorry, no," and walked off quickly, or at least as quickly as I could since I was still carrying a heavy violin and a heavy overloaded shoulder bag. (It still has my diploma, Avon mags, food, trash, and anything else you might ever need in there) I was totally freaked, so I went to the beauty supply store next to Stater Bros which is next to the boba teahouse. It was my idea of perfecto! All this makeup and hair stuff! But it was rather expensive. So I went and bought a boba.
Oh, crud butter! I friggin HATE mowing the effin fuckbuttered ickypoo lawn! Why the eff do I have to? It sucks more than yo face! BLEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh well.
*Abrupt mood change*
I'mma make pizza today. So I need to go to the store. Oooh, maybe I can get Dad to repay me fore the boba I bought! Cause it's like my graduation present! Okie dokie, I'll take some from the jar. It's not like I have a choice!
Ugh, better go mow the stinkin lawn.
Poor me.
I am nothing but a servant.
That's an idea! I'll pretend I'm Lady Mei Zhen in disguise working for the horrible and cruel Lady Phoenix who is trying to rule me and break my spirit but the brave an noble Mei Zhen Ni (That's how I write my name, since it's cute) will never give in! I will rise above all the adversary, and GET THE GUY!! HA!
Wait, guy.
BLEHHHHHHH!
Ok, a guy with no dick.
Wait, no, that's even grosser. AAAAHHHHHHH what's a girl to do????!!!!!!!!
xoxoxo~♥~
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