Get to know me!

I like to read my old posts sometimes, so today I was scrolling through this blog, and I happened upon this gem. I really admire that I've had the foresight to do this all these years! I believe there was also one that I made in maybe tenth grade, so I'll try to dig that up as well, just for comparison purposes. Ed: I found it.
But now, I'm going to fill it out again, because I'm 21 now, and that's another benchmark. So, here we go!
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Favorites~
Season: Fall, but each of them are nice in their way.
Singer: I have a big, gay crush on Nicki Minaj. I also love Lykke Li and Lana Del Rey and Marina and Grimes and basically, all the ladies. And of course, I love the Greats like Natalie Dessay.
Song: November Rain by Guns'N'Roses
Color: Pink
Cosmetic: It's hard to say, because I can't really pick just one. But I could never do without my chapstick, so I'd have to say that.
Animal: My guinea pig, of course, and I also love moths and butterflies and penguins and birds! I also think my Fursona would be a kitten.
Food: Strawberry croissants from Bruin Cafe tbh
Outfit: It depends on how I'm feeling. My favorite lecture outfit is my black skater skirt, belt, and gray half-sleeve top, but I also love knotted cardigans and crop tops and sundresses. And if I'm going to a party, of course I'm going to get the Tity out.
Perfume: My signature scent is Japanese cherry blossom.
Drink: Grande double-shot Americano with a splash of cream.
Possession: I guess my phone and my laptop. But I really value people more than things, of course ♥
Car: My dream car is a manual transmission Volkswagon Jetta, but I think I would like anything at this point. I'd really rather have a manual than an automatic, though.
Subject: Linguistics by default, but also cognitive science and computer science and literature. And then art history! And regular history. And then poly sci and econ, too, but then I have to go to math, and how can you have math without science? But I love the humanities, so philosophy. And how could I forget, foreign languages!!! French is my very favorite.
Book: Les Misérables by Victor Hugo ♥♥ Another (not as much, but nothing could ever rival my Les Mis love) would be Swann's Way by Marcel Proust, and it's not really a book as much as a collection, but Vladimir Nabokov's short stories oh my goodness. And then of course I love The Brothers Karamozov by Fyodor Dostoevsky. And of course, poetry!
Type of person: Generally, I get along well with everyone. But I'm a Social Justice Warrior™ so I might find it more difficult to find common ground with a really bigoted person.
Type of boy: This is really heteronormative. I like boys and girls and other genders, too. But anyway, I don't really have a "type" per se. I'm attracted to kindness and humor and intelligence, but the most important thing is that we're friends.
Game: I'm really good at beer pong, actually. But anything can be fun if you're drunk enough.
Song on the top ten: (literally had to google for the charts right now. I'm so old) Just Like Fire by Pink. It's so feisty and fun, and it was super cute in Through the Looking Glass.
Now my least favorites!
Season: None, although I get sad when I have to be at home for any amount of time.
Singer: I don't think this is a nice question, so I won't answer it. I do have a lot of Opinions about problematic people, though.
Song: There's a lot of songs I object to for various reasons. I couldn't really single out one.
Color: None. I think every color has its time to shine.
Car: I don't support Ford, or several other brands of that nature.
Animal: None.
Food: Hospital food. I sometimes still have nightmares about that "chicken."
Cosmetic: I don't support brands that test on animals. I have a list somewhere, and I can probably dig it up if needed.
Outfit: Anything that makes me feel less than confident. I don't wear pants much.
Possession: My existential angst and debilitating mental illness lmao
Perfume: Again, anything that tests on animals, or is otherwise oppressive.
Drink: Beer
Book: Oh gosh I have a lot. Although, now that I think about it, I think I've been angered more by certain academic articles of late.
Subject: This is a little petty, but I have a grudge against anthropologists. I think they're so hypocritical and myopic and culturally appropriative (among other things) and they don't even have all their facts, but they still go around spewing hateful, half-baked rhetoric, and they're so insufferable and mean and just ugh. Okay, I'm calm. I'm calm.
Tyoe of person: This isn't very nice.
Type of boy: I'm not answering this one, either.
Game: Once, my brother and I played Spin-The-Bottle, and we were in the same room. I couldn't possibly be drunk enough to forget the sight of him macking on his boo. Never again. (I do like Spin-The-Bottle, though, because I'm a huge flirt)

Song on the top ten: Whatever that one is by Meghan Trainor, because I don't think she's a very nice person, and I have a lot of issues with her for various reasons.
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So that was that! I'll be interested to look at this later and see how things have changed. I think these things are always so exciting, because it just goes to show how life is such a fluid thing! We're always growing and learning and changing, hopefully for the better. We don't stay static, and that's wonderful. I hope that when I do this again in however many years, my answers will again be completely different.

A list of all the Les Mis-related tabs open on my computer

Because tumblr isn't working:
a cute author
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and another
an excellent tumblr artist
another really awesome artist
and another lovely artist
dress that reminds me of Enjolras
Super amazing artist
barricade day!
gav n enj
pouty bby
literal baby enjolras
the otp
a Very Cute thing
a Good artist
the friends
cosette!
PONYTAIL
sunshine angel
A HELLA CUTE COMIC
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All Of Them
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the Trio
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REALLY CUTE COMICCCCCC
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nsfw ;)
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They Hug
ooh lala
babies
I don’t know what’s going on, but it’s Cute
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little bean
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enj n ferre
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Some people are so awful. I'm not even talking about the people who commit atrocities on a large scale or anything. Just common, everyday people. They're so rude and mean. I try not to be bothered, because I'm a big believer in trying to understand where people are coming from, and all that. But still, I think I must be a bit nasty myself, because I get so upset sometimes. Just, all this vitriol, all this hatred, it seems so unnecessary.
I'm not saying we shouldn't get mad about things. That would be ridiculous. When things happen everyday like what we're seeing on the news, it's impossible not to be incensed. But if that's the case, how does anyone have any hatred leftover for their fellow people? I'm furious at the bigots and hatemongerers and people who should be called criminals, but who are protected by privilege, and the benefits of an unfair society. Who wouldn't be? And I would definitely punch them in the face, or (more likely) write a seven-page essay decrying them in great detail. But I /wouldn't/ publicly mock someone about their appearance because I didn't agree with their political views, and I wouldn't message people to tell them horrible things for no real reason at all.
Well, I can't be too quick to judge. Maybe there are things I don't know.
But it bothers me anyway. I can't seem to stop it.
Am I too soft? I've always thought so. There was a time when I actively tried to make myself harder, but it wasn't me, and I was so unhappy. So I went back, but honestly, it's ridiculous. I don't like bad language (I tell everyone that I don't curse because it sounds funny, and that's true, but it sounds funny because I don't like it), and I don't like to raise my voice, and I get upset when people insult me. My first instinct is to smile when I see someone smiling even remotely in my direction, and I feel bad for hours if I accidentally close a door on someone or cut them in line. It's too much.
I hate the word "bitch." I hate it, hate it, hate it. I said it by mistake the other day while I was driving, and I still feel bad about it (you don't understand- I want to flagellate myself or something). So, I hate the word "binch" as well. It's not okay just because it's a different word. You're obviously using it in the same way, to mean the same thing.
But whatever. I shouldn't be trying to regulate people's speech patterns just because they make me uncomfortable. So I need to stop it.
I'm just going to stop talking to people. Who would like me, soft and sensitive as I am? I have fire, but only for causes outside myself. And I'm not fun. So I'll stop.
Whatever.
It doesn't matter.

I think my heart is about to burst, but not in an everything-is-so-great kind of way, because you see, things are not so great. In point of fact, things are terrible. I think my entrails are dissolving from anxiety. Which is, you know, not so comfortable.

Why, you ask, is Maria having yet another Time? What ridiculously inconsequential thing happened to set off her meltdown this time? Well, now. That's a good question. However, its answer is not so good. Let me tell you, and you shall see why things have fallen into place this way. 

So.

Boys.

That's a punchy opener, isn't it? It's short and brief and to the point, and it encapsulates perfectly the struggle of man (or men, as the case may be). 

Anyway. I've made friends with Trace, as you know, and it's quite nice and we get along and everything is Swell Beans (as they say). Recently, though, we've moved into the friends-plus category, which is okay for me, although I don't want any feelings involved. Now, here's the tricky part. You see, Xander and Trace are best buddies. They've been friends for years, and they get along well (which is rather rare for Xander). I thought Xander was okay with it when I made friends with Trace, and I thought he was okay with us becoming friends with benefits, because Trace told me that he knew and had given explicit permission. So I thought he knew, and out of delicacy for his feelings, I didn't really talk about it, because who wants to know that their little sister made out with someone? I certainly don't.

Okay! So now comes the tricky part. It seems that Xander really didn't know that we were getting involved. And now that he knows, he's mad about it. Or, maybe mad isn't the right word. He's angsty. Or something. At any rate, he's not happy. It's not even that he doesn't want us to be involved (because I could understand that); he's upset that we're friends at all. Because he thinks that I'm going to steal Trace away from him. I talked about this yesterday, or whenever it was that I made my previous post, but things haven't gotten any better. I keep dodging Trace's efforts to hang out with me, and ignoring his texts, and all that, because I really don't know what to do. Tonight, I asked Xander point-blank if he minded us being involved (in any capacity) and he said there was no easy answer to that, which basically means that he minds. So I suppose I have to do something, but I don't know what. I've never been good at this, and now that it's my own family involved, it's much much worse.

Now, okay, I guess it's my natural not-being-good-at-social-interaction-ness speaking, but I???? just do not????? understand???????? To me, friends are always good. I always love to meet new people and talk to them and get to know them (depending on if I'm feeling up to it, but I'm speaking generally). So, I don't think there's a limit on friends, like wow I have three, I have to get rid of one if I want to make another, I mean come on, friends aren't video game inventories! Just because I know Trace now doesn't mean he has to stop knowing Xander! It boggles my mind why he would think that. 

Maybe it's because I don't understand the concept of jealousy. I know people get jealous, like I see them talk about it, and yeah, I feel it sometimes too because I'm a human and it's a normal human emotion, but I don't understand letting it corrode an entire relationship. If I'm jealous of someone, it says much more about me than them. So maybe I'm just not predisposed to understand. Well, if that's the case, then maybe I'm lacking in empathy. I don't know. It might be a problem. 

Okay, but then again, I don't know? I don't think I did anything wrong. I'm a pretty friendly person, you know, and I talk a lot if I'm comfortable with someone. I text people all the time. (Actually– remind me to make another post about this, because I've grown and matured so much and I've learned to manage my anxiety so much better (I'm still not good though) and it's really cool, so let me talk about it sometime.) So it's not even necessarily that I'm "talking" with Trace (although I guess I sort of am), because I'm like this with everyone. Good morning text? Motivational messages? Random messages telling them how great they are and how much I appreciate them? Obscene use of emojis and exclamation points? You betcha. I just love the people in my life, and I want to show them that, and if I can make them happy, I want to do so as much as I can. But that's my style. So it shouldn't reflect badly on Xander if he doesn't do those things, because that's not who he is, and his friends like him for him, not because he fits some kind of stereotypical mold of a "good friend" (whatever that is). 

I don't know. I feel for Xander. I really do. But I don't know what to do about it.

I'm in what might be called a Pickle!
Okay, so it's kind of an issue, and I don't want to be all dramatic about it, but I think it's kind of bad, and man, I sure don't know what to do, I really durn tootin don't! How does this happen? Okay, so here it is:

As we know, I have broken up with My Love, and now I'm single and ready to mingle (in the eyes of the world), and somehow I seem to have deduced yet another of my brother's friends. Oh, well I mean seduced. But I'll give you this one, iPhone. This is a problem, because it's the fourth one this year (I KNOW), and I think we're going to start running out here, because Xander doesn't have that many friends around here to begin with.
(Did I say that? I didn't say that.)
I don't know, man! I didn't do anything! I just went to a few parties, drank a few shots, maaaaybe got a little flirtatious in my texts, but that's not too bad, so you know, basically I was just my normal charming self. And what happens? This. This happens. I would express my disappointed surprise, but I really have none to express. (Surprise, that is. Disappointment, I have plenty)
Okay. But we haven't gotten to the Thick of it yet.
Just wait.
So, I decided to have some casual doings with my latest admirer. Why not? He's smart and handsome and fairly nice, and we both had Xander's express permission. Or at least, so I thought. Lo and behold, Xander begins to fall into a depression, worried that I'm taking his friends away from him. I quote (second-hand from Mom, but still): "Eventually, they'll all realize that she's more interesting than me and abandon me."
What.
No.
Child.
I sympathize. I really do. I, too, have the constant fear that my friends actually hate me and think I'm weird and annoying and ridiculous and would like to be rid of me as soon as possible (is that not normal?) and I understand where he's coming from. I do. But, from a purely objective perspective (how's that for a band name), let me just humbly say,
What to heck.
There's no way his friends would abandon him for me. No way in, well, heck. Sure, I'm fun sometimes (I think), but so is he. We're different, that's all. I'm air; he's fire, I'm gelato; he's a spice cake, I'm the embodiment of anxiety; he's suffering and existential angst in a human form.
You feel?

So, I don't know what to do. I already turned down an invitation to hand out with Dat Boi and his friend (both of whom really wanted me to hang out tonight) because I felt guilty that they didn't ask Xander first. Granted, I would have said no anyway, because my throat hurts, and I'm dying of pestilence and despair, but that's beside the point! I can't keep on giving excuses forever. Sooner or later, I'm going to have to face the music. Or rather, the musician. And we all know which is the worse of the two.

It's the last day that I'm spending here in the dorms, because I'm going home tomorrow for Talia's graduation, and I'm really melancholy about it. No one's answering my texts, and I'm lonely, and it's sad anyway because I don't want to get older, and I think I'm getting a rash because of my tonsillitis medication, and everything's just a bummer. I don't want to do anything, but I also don't want to not do anything, do you know what I mean? I feel at loose ends because I don't have any more schoolwork to do, but I don't feel like going on tumblr or watching netflix or anything like that. I guess I'll sleep soon, because I want to get up early and get breakfast so I can use my meal swipes, and I need to pack, so I'll do that. But right now, I'm just so full of ennui. Well, it's okay. I guess it'll pass. Or not. But I might as well just sleep, so at least I can be rested and sad instead of tired and sad.

Letters I won't send, part 2/?

My dear,

I don't want to sound rude or judgmental, but if you don't like what I have to say, why do you keep checking up on me? My tumblr is intensely personal, but I always make an effort to hide things under a read-more or to specify if they have sensitive information, so it's not really like you're seeing things accidentally. I know you're not there because of all the Les Miserables and memes, so why? It's just going to upset you. And maybe it was silly of me to post this:

I’m not good enough and I never will be, and that’s okay, but I don’t feel real, and I want to go out and get really drunk and dance with strangers who grab my ass a little too long and share life stories in dingy bathrooms with girls I’ll never see again and fix my smudged lipstick with the half-clean tissue someone found at the bottom of her purse and breathe in all the smoke and stale liquor and bad decisions of an entire disappointed city. I want to have rough, painful sex that leaves me bruised and struggling to walk straight, with someone whose name I’ll never know, because if I’m the one being hurt, then I don’t have to worry that I’m doing something wrong for once, and if I’m being used, then at least I’m grounded in reality for a little bit. I want to jump on a bus and leave far away, no destination in mind, just floating along with the lights and dreams and glitter of a blessedly oblivious world. And, I want your arms around me, your voice in my ear, your heartbeat next to mine chasing away the ghosts that try to claim me. Not that love can fix a thing, no, but loneliness never did anyone any good either. And so, I think that’s what I want most of all. The stability of a touch, the reality of a quiet whisper. Anything but this. Because more than anything, I want to feel, and if I stay as unreal as I am, I never will.

But it's my own blog, and really, I can post what I want, because I deserve to be able to take care of my feelings too. I was dissociating so badly that I thought I would do something drastic and awful if I didn't let it out somehow, and this made me feel better, so really, I don't regret it at all.
You made it about you, though. You thought I was trying to be passive-aggressive, trying to accuse you of cheating on me. Why would I? Don't you know me? If I were upset with you, wouldn't I have it out right then and there instead of resorting to some kind of underhanded tactics? I miss you, of course I do. You would make everything better. That's why I put it in there– when you were with me, it didn't hurt so much, because I knew I had someone on my side. And now I don't. But, it's not about you. It's a bigger thing, something I can't talk about with you, because you're so quick to accuse me of abandoning you nowadays.

You know I'm your friend, first and foremost. Why do you keep sneaking in all these little references to "I need a friend who will be there for me" and so on and so forth, with the subtext that I'm not? What do you want from me? Tell me how, and I'll do it– I want to support you however I can. But don't just leave me to guess, and then be upset when I don't guess right.

I know you're not well, and I'm sorry. I want you to get better, and I want to help in any way I can. But, I have to take care of myself, too. I won't make that mistake again. I can't. So, please. I'm trying my best to understand you. Won't you put even a little effort to understand me?