Friday, July 30, 2010

how to make me supremely happy

This.
http://www.mychemicalromance.com/product/le-fleur-sketch-book
I WANT ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT I REALLY REALLY WANT ITTTT!!!!
Also this.
http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/DarkStreet/HellBunny/Black-Lace-Corset-261618.jsp
And I am a vampire, after all, so I should have these.
http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/Accessories/Cosmetics/Scarecrow-Deluxe-Vampire-Fangs-279952.jsp
And also I would not object if someone came along and gave me this
http://www.avengedsevenfold.com/albums/nightmare
And this would be perfect for me as well
http://shanalogic.com/item.php?item_id=2737&category_id=186

Sexy shit, man.... I need more money.

Monday, July 26, 2010

some of my fave-o-rite things♫ (sung sarcastically)

Damn. I haven't written in too long. Oh well.
To better get a feeling of the atmosphere of this thing, I looked at the first entry, and lo and behold, came a list of my favorite and least favorite things. FREAKIN HILARIOUS. You should see them. SOOOOOOOO preppy and home schooler-ish that it IS funny. Here is the authentic list, faithfully reproduced, cut, and pasted from entry one.

For my favorites... Hmm, let's see.
Season: summer (but I like all of them)
Singer: Avril Lavigne, Katy Perry, Chris Brown, Super Junior, etc. (everyone)
Song: Pocketful of sunshine
Color: pink
Cosmetic: lip gloss (It's poppin!)
Animal: all of them (except the scary ones!)
Food: anything sweet, or else roasted chestnuts or sushi
Outfit: uh, I kinda have a lot, but maybe a short skirt, boots and a cute top, or else jeans and my pink Papaya or Miss Me shirt, chains in the pocko, purse, gloss, the works.
Perfume: anything fruity or floral (mostly). I love Mariah Carey's new one!
Drink: boba milk tea, duh!
Possession: mostly all of them.
Car: Lexus, Ferrarri, BMW, or Porsche, but it had better be pink!
Subject: Ohhhhhh, please don't ask me this one. I'd have to say Computer...
Book: any manga (mostly)
Type of person: A boy, naturally! Kidding! Ok, just a person, who's not creepy and who's nice.
Type of boy: Cute, sweet, funny, Asian (although my other crush is white as a sheet...) smooth, fairly popular, encouraging, and loves me a lot!
Game: Hearts, or maybe Poker.
Song on the top ten: Live Your Life (or Hot N Cold if its still on there)

Now my least favorites!
Season: don't have one
Singer: Lil Wayne
Song: Let It Rock by Kevin Rudolph feat. Lil Wayne
Color: navy blue/black
Car: Ford Prius/PT Loser (cruiser)/3-by-4
Animal: Dunno. Something icky and scary.
Food: Fish/oatmeal/cheese/eggs/oily beef tamales straight from the can
Cosmetic: Blush (I don't need it, as I blush enough for five of me)
Outfit: frumpy
Possession: dunno
Perfume: This sickly sweet, ickly, stickly perfume my mom has. EW!
Drink: Beer
Book: fantasy
Subject: Most of em, but mostly math.
Tyoe of person: mean, awkward, smelly, evil, dominating, thinks they're graet, crude, boorish, and ONE THAT CHEWS GROSSLY!!!!
Type of boy: See above. Or, for other example, check out Heartless by Kanye West. Ol' Kanye feelin a bit jerky...
Game: Thrift Shop, a game my brother Zac invented. (It sucks)
Song on the top ten: Heartless (although I do like it a bit)


IS THAT NOT HILARIOUS? DO YOU NOT SEE THE UNAPPEALING CHILDISHNESS OF IT ALL? Let me now write my own list. You will see in what ways I deviate from my ancient platitudes.
Favorite stuffs:
Season: winter
Singer: MY CHEMICAL ROMANCEEEEEE also Nightwish, Bullet For My Valentine, Avenged Sevenfold, Rise Against, Xandria, Mindless Self Indulgence, Death, Evanescence, and many more.
Song: Blood by MCR
Color: Black. Also red and purple.
Cosmetic: scarlet lipstick and black eyeliner. And my foundation that makes me look even paler than I am.
Animal: Yeeeeaahhh.... I like animals. All of them. *muttered in embarassment*
Food: I don't like eating cause it makes me feel fat, but I guess sweets and strawberries.
Outfit: My black pleated skirt, black bell sleeve lace up top, knee high black stockings, black flats, my black leather studded purse, black eyeliner (winged out of course), red lipstick, my bracelets, my choker from Hot Topic, and a black bow in my hair.
Perfume: This mysterious, spicy one my grandma gave my dad to give to me.
Drink: Coffee.
Possession: My iPod, bracelets, makeup, and all my notebooks/drawings. And my money, of course. (I was catologing this before going to sleep last night.... how strange.)
Car: Sleek and black.
Subject: CHOIR. Also AP Euro. Though I have taken neither yet.
Book: Dream Of The Red Chamber.
Type of person: WTFH? Umm, someone who will put up with me, I guess.... o.0
Type of boy: Smart enough to keep up with me, funny enough to appreciate me, hot enough to captivate me, and stupid enough to love me.
Game: Messing with people.
Song on the top ten: I have no freakin idea what's on the top ten. Pop and hip hop are for vapid, banal, mindless, mainstream, idiotic automatons.

Least Favorites:
Season: I don't really have one... life is meaningless no matter what weather is going on outside.
Singer: Miley Cyrus/Justin Bieber/Lady GaGa/Any pop singer. But especially those three.
Song: Uggggh I have so freakin many. Party In The USA by Miley Cyrus?
Color: Pink
Car: No freakin idea.
Animal: Vagina crabs.
Food: Anything lipidacious. Also fish. And cock.
Cosmetic: Don't have one. Makeup is good for the soul.
Outfit: Anything pink, preppy, sporty, conservative, or obviously intended to be worn by Grandma Betty.
Possession: I have many. For I am a snob.
Perfume: B.O
Drink: Semen.
Book: These horrible meant-for-teenagers-but-highly-improbable-I-know-what-you're-going-through-no-you-actually-don't books about depression, anorexia, cutting, abuse, and a legion of other things books that my mom gets out for me because she thinks they will help my "condition".
Subject: ...I don't have one. Except for the one that S-hole is currently in my class with me in and better than me at. (But as I am perfectly capable of keeping up with him in everything, and even surpassing him in other things, this does not exist.)
Type of person: Domineering, egotistical, totalitarian, autocratic, chauvinistic, misogynist, stupid, awkward, conniving, selfish, pompous, pedantic, and lazy, with a lack of control and habit of blaming everything on those who should have no blame on them placed. I.e a true man.
Type of boy: JK mixed with Jason mixed with Roger (not really though) mixed with Kris. (my last bf, who I shall rant of in more detail someday.)
Game: Life.
Song Again, I have no clue what is on the top ten. My least favorite song on the Rock Top 40 is Lay Me Down by Weezer, however. (Although I do like it some, so again, I fear I am afflicted with indecision.)

There. I have listed my current and past favorites and least favorites. Do with them as thou wilt.


xxxxxx 愛